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I need to find a good avatar... "...Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you..." It's never a bad time to type up your profile! Especially not when you should be finishing up your research paper that you're already a little late on...WHO CARES, right? I'll get to it eventually... Um, I guess I could put a little bit more about myself...well, I guess I'm an actress...sort of? I have problems when it comes to figuring out what I want to be when I grow up. I hate the passage of time because it brings me one day closer to a future I'm not ready for. That was kinda deep...wow. |
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Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6712 - Favs: 6,259 - Follows: 3,658 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,739 - Reviews: 2745 - Favs: 4,071 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Flipside of WiP by araeo reviews
Just what you think it is. Select chapters of Work in Progress from Edward's point of view. AU/AH. Rated M for Sex Hair, dirty words, and excessive use of the Tractor Beam.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,601 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5626 - Favs: 8,431 - Follows: 2,385 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete