You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HAY GURLLLL

Stranger: HAY GUYYYY

You: finally someone who didn't leave as soon as i typed that :)

Stranger: yep

Stranger: I am here

Stranger: always

You: forever

You: together

Stranger: so m?

You: 97 male the bahamas

Stranger: 91

You: lol jk no

Stranger: lol..

Stranger: so

You: im 17 if that matters

Stranger: am I a woman?

You: but I'm 8 inside :D

You: im presuming?

Stranger: does it matter?

Stranger: I am not

You: but if ur 97 male from the bahamas thats cool

Stranger: ohh yeah

Stranger: you know it

You: ITS ALL GOOD

You: so sup?

Stranger: bored, tired

Stranger: thats about iut

Stranger: it*

You: time is it where u are?

Stranger: 12:48

You: oh yeah same

You: im tired too

Stranger: hmm

You: but i refuse to sleep

Stranger: US or Canada

You: canada

You: home of the cariboo

You: and beavers

You: and maple syrup!

Stranger: the only nice people I meet are Canadian

You: well you know how friendly ppl like their maple syrup

Stranger: so

Stranger: what is going on these days

Stranger: my canadian friends are asleep so I must rely on you

You: well I've just entertained my self for 4 hours with a paper toy

You: or a party favour. actually i don't kno what this is

You: WAT IS THIS?

Stranger: I have no idea

Stranger: paper

Stranger: shit

Stranger: ITS FUN

Stranger: all that matters

You: ahhhhh paper shit

You: it all makes sense now

You: thank you oh wise one

Stranger: no problem

Stranger: this is why I am here

Stranger: to make your night more interesting

You: *salute*

Stranger: so now what do I do

You: make me some food

Stranger: eh

Stranger: any preference?

You: give me sustenance dammit!!!

You: pasta!!

You: no

You: ice cream!!

Stranger: what flavor

Stranger: green tea flavor

You: chicken pot pie

Stranger: mmmm

Stranger: tasty

You: omnomnom

Stranger: eat that shit

Stranger: all day

You: aw yeah. pot pie ice cream

You: das good shit

Stranger: you know how it is

Stranger: I like this guy

You: the ice cream man?

You: HOW COULD YOU?!

You: i thought we had something special!!

Stranger: it was only for the discounts!

You: im divorcing you and taking all ur pot pies!!!!

Stranger: fine! I'll leave him

You: MINEEE NAOO BITCHH

Stranger: just for you

You: to late... i already...

You: already ate THE PIESSSSS

Stranger: more like moved on to another man

You: I'm with the pasta chef now

You: he makes chicken pot pie gelato

You: its 30% healthier

Stranger: wow, just out do all I can offer

Stranger: what can I do

You: make me dinner

Stranger: pff what am I, a housewife?

You: SHUT UP AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH

Stranger: back to the kitchen

Stranger: woman

You: see, this is why u shouldn't cook

Stranger: I make good pasta sauce

You: for realz?

Stranger: for reals

Stranger: with wine

Stranger: mmm

You: mmmmmmmmmmm

You: oh god ur making me hungryyyyyyyy

Stranger: come and I'll make you a sandwich

Stranger: short walk

You: but i want pasta sauce!

Stranger: takes sooo long

Stranger: well it can

Stranger: if you want the best

You: ykno I'm quite the chef too

You: i can make...

You: instant noodles

You: and toast

Stranger: make me some poutine

You: can i make it with water and a microwave?

Stranger: probably not

You: oh...okay :(

Stranger: oh well

Stranger: so

Stranger: what is next

Stranger: I am tired

Stranger: so tied

You: yes

You: i have a test tmrw

You: i should sleep

Stranger: test in waht

You: before i break into ur house and rob u of ur pasta

You: chem

Stranger: lol

Stranger: chem

Stranger: fun stuff

You: hate chem

Stranger: you love it

You: have u taken it?

Stranger: only in high school

You: i hatteeeeee it with a passion

Stranger: sounds like i am old

You: for fashion

Stranger: fashion

Stranger: lol

You: lol

Stranger: why

Stranger: its not toooo bad

Stranger: theres worse

You: like physics

You: egadd

Stranger: I took AP Physics

Stranger: fun stuff

You: EGADDDD

You: bless u, genius

Stranger: I must point out that I am 18, and not like 43

Stranger: just in case

You: hey u told me u were 97 male the bahamas

Stranger: thats how I get my women

You: uU LIED TO MEEEEE

Stranger: ):

You: HOW COULD U?!

You: were officially thru

Stranger: after just that

Stranger: ):

Stranger: what can I do

You: i prefer the elderly folk

Stranger: sounds hot

Stranger: for someone at least

You: loooool

Stranger: hopefully not you

Stranger: unless...

You: but I'm 97 female the bahamas

Stranger: single?

Stranger: I could use an old woman

You: triple

Stranger: dang

You: i can make a good granny smith apple pie

Stranger: and instant noodles

Stranger: together

Stranger: mmmm

You: kids these days just don't get it like we used too

Stranger: I know...

Stranger: all this artificial shit

Stranger: ruins the pie

You: granny knows how to make good piesss

Stranger: granny has a good pie

You: with free range chickens

You: and organic tomatoes

Stranger: apple tomato pie?

You: real fruit juice

You: no preservatives

Stranger: wheres your salmon

You: yes yes we can't forget the salmon

You: now just shove it in a microwave safe bowl

You: and add 3 gallons of sugar

You: a teaspoon of flour

You: and a walrus

You: and shove it into the oven

You: at 999999999 degrees celcius

Stranger: you sure know how to cook

Stranger: reallllly well

You: wait 99999 light yars

You: and mmm

You: grannies famous pie

Stranger: I wish I was that good

Stranger: you have no idea

You: can't beat granny

Stranger: she beats you

Stranger: especially in russia

You: lol but i can make toast

You: its talent

Stranger: I bet

Stranger: toaster

Stranger: takes so much work and understanding

You: the art of toasting

You: is not easily comprehended

You: it takes delicacy and precision

You: patience is the key to a golden brown toast

Stranger: I need more patience

You: young grass hopper, you must learn the ways of the toast

Stranger: one of these days

Stranger: I will learn

You: just gotta believe

Stranger: I can make the toast golden brown

Stranger: I CAN

You: not like granny

Stranger: can you?

You: of course not.

You: just can't beat grannies cooking

Stranger: why do i find someone interesting to talk to when i get really tired

Stranger: ...

You: YOU JUST GOTTA BELIEVE

Stranger: IN

Stranger: what

You: that u can fly

You: and that you can touch the sky

You: and i will always be therefor u

You: no matter what

You: because in thunder

You: lightning

You: or in rain

You: when shall we three meet again

You: when the hurly burleys done

You: when the battles lost and won

You: I'm sorry that was my shakespearean side talking

Stranger: macbeth

Stranger: a book I havent read

Stranger: didnt have to

You: srsly?!

You: man u lucky

Stranger: read Hamlet though

You: don't think I've read that

Stranger: exactly

You: is it gr12?

Stranger: it was for me

You: uh oh

You: well its better than chem

Stranger: easily better

Stranger: 11th or 12th?

You: 11

Stranger: ahhh just one more year

Stranger: then out of the system

You: one more agonizing year

You: and thennn collegeeeeee

You: and workkkkk

You: and retiremenntttttt

You: and flying hipposssss

Stranger: purple hippos?

You: flying purple hippos yes

You: the only socially acceptable breed of hippopotamus

Stranger: I see how you keep yourself entertained

You: oh yes i can just keep myself company without ever getting bored

You: ever

Stranger: then what brought you here

You: saw something funny on tumblr

You: thought ' i should harass some strangers'

You: and here i am!

Stranger: yet I do not feel harassed

Stranger: hmm

You: well then.. i guess my plan failed

You: IM A FAILURREEEEE

You: WHYYYY

You: OH WHYYYYYYYYYY

Stranger: you enjoy this failure

Stranger: dont lie

Stranger: or maybe not

Stranger: irdk

Stranger: such is my life

Stranger: uncertainty

You: lol shut up u took ap physics

Stranger: fun class

Stranger: well

Stranger: I passed

Stranger: thats all that matters

You: so whatr u coin now?

You: doing

You: thats my fucking auto correct

Stranger: just finished off my first year of college

Stranger: time to rest for a few weeks

You: cool cool

You: i plan to go to culinary school

You: so i can cook apple pies like granny

Stranger: just so you can outdo me

Stranger: wow

You: muhhahaha u just watch

Stranger: great

Stranger: now I have to take some cooking classes

You: ur futile attempts will never surpass my toasting skills

Stranger: I already have enough stacked in with premed, how will I ever do it

You: meditate

You: the spirit of toast

Stranger: the spirit of the radio

Stranger: all I thought of

You: oh christ its 1 30

Stranger: it is

Stranger: late late

You: i really ought go to bed

Stranger: and leave me here all alone

Stranger: I see

You: u can enjoy reading that apple pie recipe

You: and give it a go

Stranger: I shall

Stranger: need to get better

You: lol

You: well nice talking to ya

Stranger: likewise

Stranger: and

Stranger: now

Stranger: idk

You: BYEE, GURLLLLLL

Stranger: BUY GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY