My name is Nathan. I write. Or I try to. I'm funny. Or I try to be. I'm a meme. There's no denying that last one. Love me. Please.

If I ever build up the courage to post something, please only leave constructive criticism in your reviews. Don't make me cry. I will find you.

Now here's my rendition of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air that I like to call: "Fresh Student of Hope's Peak"

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Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down,
And i'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how my entire class got kidnapped by a bear.

We woke up and no one knew where they were born or raised,
In the school halls is where we'll spend most our days,
Chilling out, Killing and actin' a fool,
Then eating some donuts in the swimming pool.

When a blue-haired psycho who was up to no good,
Started makin' trouble in her dorm room,
She got in one little fight and ended up dead,
Oh and did I mention that for some reason blood isn't red.