BOth of us :First order of business this profile is rated 18+yrs for majorly colorful language and other things we know little kids read that is why we are saying this!

This is an account with two authors me(Queens) and my best friend/ pratically sister(Yaoi)!

A note from the almighty Yaoi:

I share this account with Queens so this is Rated 18+. We both have colorful language and WILL be talking how we want to! We may not be able to drive but, we sure as hell know what we're talking about here !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Yaoi XD

A note from the awesome Queens:

Look if you dont like us dont read. Flames will be accepted but as flames for our slightly pyromaniac natures. As Yaoi put it we know what we are talking about here her knowing a little bit more but oh well.Yaoi writes well the more detailed stories.I write some of those but not as good as Yaoi does. Yaoi will be writing most stories but i will be posting them for her. There will be a few that we both write.People who kno us outside of here beware you will see a side of us that we dont choose to show(much).

Queens XP

INFORMATION ON US:

Yaoi's Gender: Female

Queens's Gender: Female

Yaoi's Age: 13

Queens's Age: 13

Yaoi's Sexuality: Pansexual

Queens's Sexuality: Pansexual

Yaoi and Queens's looks: LIKE WE WOULD EVER TELL YOU, YOU PERVERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DONT LIKE DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yaoi-

YO PEOPLEZ!!!IM ALIVE!!!after mutliplue close calls of almost losing my precoius yaoi notebook(dubbed the naughty notebook by queens) i have given my pride and joy to queens to take care offor a few days so she can post the stories. i hope you all know that... I HAVE A FUCKING SPLIT PERSONALITY, SO DEAL WITH IT BITCHES!!!!,and no queens isnt my other personality.

Queens-

HI PEOPLEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!IM HYPER!!!!! I LIKE CHOCOLATE!!!!!by the way im also have a split personality if you think im crazy...HELL YEAH I AM!!!!!!and as Yaoi said im not her other personality and she isnt my other personality! EXCLAMATION MARKS RULE AND CAP LOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anywhoo Hi!!!!Also my story Shunned was inspired by me reading some sucide yaoi fics.Some my friends cant believe how violent i am on here.

Yaoi's Fav sayings

Skrew the world over, Twice!XD

It matters not how a man dies but, how he lives.

Life sucks, Then you die.

If life gives you lemons throw them back and demand chocolate!!!! ^_^

When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

I don't give two fucks and a damn!!!!! XD

Queens Fav Sayings:

Randomcity Rules !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know Im weird but your my friend so you must be weird too!

If I dont bug you something is wrong!

We are sweet, innocent, and pure evil so back off and run!!!!!!!

I know I hate girly pink but hey pink is the new black! ( wait does that mean black is the new pink aggghhhhh im soooo confused)

Bastard thats gonna be a bitch!!!!(Needless to say my friends know dont get me mad)

I am not accident prone or dangerprone im both!( thanks to yaoi most incidents involve her)

Im not a marshmellow so stop poking before i bite you!!!!gggrrrrr!!!!!(Yaoi loves to do this)

I dont taste like a marsnmellow so stop biting me imootochan!!(Yaoi again loves to bite me on the hand)

Hug needed imooto chan!!!!( im a nut)

You say im a disgrace to my gender well I say IM DAMN PROUD OF IT!!!!

Someone's Gonna get their ass whooped and their head shoved up it!

Twitch the HAmster has returned the world will end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fav songs (who likes it)

"Geek in the Pink", by Jason Mraz (both)

"True Heros",by Superchicks(Yaoi)

"Mellow", by Space Kats(Yaoi)

" Your Gonna Go Far Kid", by Offspring (both)

"Guy Love", by ? (both)

"The Emo Song", by ?(both)

"The Happy Song", by ?(both

"The Voice", by Celtic Women( Both)

"You Raise Me Up", by Celtic Women (Both)

"Malchick Gay", by ? (BOTH)

Friend of mine found this on Facebook and told me to post this as a copy paste thing.

So let me get this straight!

Larry King is getting his 8th divorce.

Liz Taylor is possibly getting married for the 9th time.

Britney Spears had a 55 HOUR marriage.

Jesse James and Tiger Woods are screwing EVERYTHING!

Yet to some the idea of same-sex marriage is going to destroy the institution of Marriage??

Really? REALLY??

Copy and Paste this to your profile if you are …Proud to support equal rights for ALL!

This is sooo sad..

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male I'm the one who can't accept myself.
I am the person who is ashamed to tell my own friends I am a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp, and left to die because two straight men wanted to 'teach me a lesson'.
I am the boy who was left beaten on my lawn cause I confided my homosexuality in my parents

Friends:

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'it’s because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: ask why you're crying
BEST FRIENDS: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: will say you can do better
BEST FRIENDS: will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!

THis fits me(Queens) and Yaoi.

YAOI~ December 11, 2010

Ok, all, this is weard. See, this is my first time actually posting something on our profile. Queens does all of that and posts what i ask her to. She's awsome in that way :) Anywho, i'm at a public library posting this. My homophobic parents whould die if they knew about this account. But you know what? I DON'T GIVE TWO FUCKS AND A DAMN!!!!!!!!!!

I hope that the rumor dies soon. that'd be great. i'm tierd of waiting to write and post again. LOVE YOU ALL MY LOYAL VEWERS, AND I GIVE YOU LOTS OF VIRTUAL HUGS!!!!! THANKS FOR BEING LOYAL!!!

Queens - December 14, 2010

Thanks Yaoi for callin me awesome. Yaoi also remeber MY homophobics would freak if they knew and then we couldnt post. Anyhoo Purple Man Eating Cheese!!!!!!!!

Both~

MELLOXMATT IS ONE OF THE SMEXIEST COUPLES ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!