Author has written 1 story for Batman Begins/Dark Knight. Well, hey. If you are reading this, well, i probably don't know you. I guess i'd better tell you a bit about me. I'm a bit of a random kid, completely off my rocker if you know what i mean. I'm just some deranged lunatic from the planet of ham and cheese sandwiches. Hmm, cheese. Arrrgh!! I'm making myself hungry. :P I have a few random friends, Franki, Natters, India and Mr Blobby!! Wow, he is awesome. Some of the best bands ever, ACDC, Guns N roses, Avenged sevenfold, Queen, Disturbed, In flames and plenty of others that would take too long to mention. Love Batman and Sweeney Todd!! I have an amazing boyfriend who always cares for me. Love you Richard!! Well, I guess thats all I can say. If you want to find me, take the second right from candy mountain and go straight on!! Bye!! THINGS TO DO AT THE MALL 1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and clean your teeth. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" 16. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow, bitch!" 17. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a Jedi match. 18. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!" Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list! XD If you've ever seen a movie SO many times that you can quote it word for word. And you have at random moments; copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" (\ _ /) This is Bunny. If you wish you could meet the Joker and survive a chat, copy this into your profile. If you wish you could meet Sweeney Todd and survive a chat, copy this into your profile. |
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