Hey guy's, as you may know I'm TheAuzzieKid on youtube so you can talk to me there

I'm usually a nice guy but still when I see something thats stupid I blabber on about it for no reason, I dunno why but I just do

have you ever watched something as a kid as an adult? it's COMPLETELY different try it heres a few things I've found

1. Bugs Bunny's a crossdresser

2. Trevor the traction engine (thomas the tank engine) is a pedophile

3. Pepe le Pew's a rapest

4. hugh newtron (Jimmy newtron's dad) Loves PIE (when you know the termonology you'll understand)

5. Minerva Mink (she was kicked off animaniacs for being to sexual for childrens programing, she's THAT inappropriate)

thats all I can think of, if you've found something like this, tell me :)

Top 5 WORST Sequels EVER

5. Santa Buddies: ah a Disney movie, why does that not surprise me? Let me ask you something, do you think a story about 5 puppies with stereo typical personalities going into space? sounds sht huh? well how about those 5 stupid dogs saving Christmas? Well Disney was cruel enough to let that happen, just thinking about this movie makes me cringe but just have a look at it yourself and you'll see why.

4. Kangaroo Jack: G'Day USA: In 2003 I remember watching a movie called Kangaroo Jack. it was good I guess, the plot was well though out and it even had some crude humour in it, I really liked it. But 1 year later they decided to make a sequel to in and boy was it HORRIBLE! THEY DID NO RESEARCH OF AUSTRALIA AND ABORIGINALS AND THERE FCKING HERRATIGE. Lets look at the first problem, unlike the other movie where they had REAL actors, in this movie it's animated, the second problem they meet this aboriginal guy who says some poaches stole his Gems, let me say that again an ABORIGINAL who says that poaches have stolen his tribes GEMS. ABORIGINALS DON'T HAVE GODDAMN JEWELS YOU STUPID WRITTERS WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!? The third problem is in the middle of the movie this is when Jacky legs is cornered by a panther, the kangaroo takes a few steps BACKWARDS WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE KANGAROOS DON'T GO BACKWARD YOU IDIOTS. Then we get to the worst part where after they loose the kangaroo we cut to the kangaroo BOXING a PRO BOXER in the ring and no one is asking why, then during the match, the kangaroo sings "mama said knock you out" that's right the kangaroo rapes, and I know people like this song but when it's coming out of a kangaroo, it's just painful. Then lets meet Outback Ollie, lets just say that this annoying character would make Steve Irwin turn in his grave in discust. then we get to the end where the guys bring the gems back to the aboriginal and he makes them ONE WITH NATURE which is weird because ABORIGINALS LIVE OF THE GODDAMN LAND AND NOT WORSHIP THEM YOU IDIOTS, then he summons some stupid power from the jews which is just FCKING STUPID and makes them talk to animals this sucks ASS.

3. all disney sequels: well not all but most of them I guess, it's sad when you think about it

2. Conan the destroyer: stupid, dumb and most of all retarded

1. High school musical 2&3: I don't know how this movie got two sequels but in my mind it shouldn't have, the first move was a tragedy and the rest is.

Top 5 WORST modern Animated childrens shows EVER

5. Rocket Power: I know it isn't really "modern" but it was made in the 00's this show was boring and just horrible, horrible characters and horrible story lines, it's sad that Nickelodeon made this show no one liked it.

4. Batman Brave and the bold: Question: how do you screw up batman? make it colourful and it back to the adam west T .V. show of course it doesn't involve batman's psychological problems, the villans are just rejected DC villans which were to stupid and it's SO colourful it makes you eyes bleed, it isn't even dark, you'd think that with the success of Batman: the animated series they'd do something similar, well you'd be wrong DEAD WRONG

3. The Penguins of madagascar 'd have to admit, the two movies were good but the spin off series, NOT, it's about the penguins and the lemours doesn't sound good to me

2. loonatics unleashed: quick question, how do you destroy something worked for more that 60 years? take away the slapstick humour and put in a stupid superhero plot of course, granted it is well thought out but, it's based of looney tunes for crying out loud, you'd think it'll be hilarious, it isn't it just to serious for my liking.

1. the marvolous misadventures of flapjack: I saw one episode, ONE EPISODE and I nearly destroyed my tv set, it's so sinful and this is what modern kids are watching these days it's discusting flapjack is an insult to autistic children everywhere (no offence to that ones that are), his "best friend" captain K'nuckles is an asshole everyone else if poorly drawn and the plot lines are just retarded, wanna see this horridness but to scared about what you'll inside? just watch the intro and you'll hate it as much as me

Wrestling: I LOVE WRESTLING WWE OR TNA I'LL WATCH IT. Granted WWE is PG and TNA does suck now (fuck you Hogan and Bischoff) but I watch it.

My FAVOURITE WRESTLERS

6. Desmond Wolfe: Nigel Mcguinness is a smart wrestler with AMAZING Talent, if you don't think he can wrestle you are now de-humanized.

5. Dolph Ziggler: I AM PERFECTION sorry I can't get that song out of my head. It's great and it fits him very much. why isn't this guy a world champion? why isn't this guy a main eventer hell why is this guy stuck with Vickie Guerrero? (EXCUSE ME!) But anyway I still love the guy who ever he puts to sleep. (GOOD RIDANCE HORNSWOGGLE)

4. Alberto Del Rio: good god is this guy amazing it's just his mere presence and his mic skills "Your mind are constipated" line is just hilarious

3. The Rock: IF YAH SMELL-LA-LA-LA-LA-OW WHAT THE ROCK... is... Cooking. This guys is entertaining, funny and a Legend, this guy can beat that childrens champion cena any day, it's to be he's stuck doing crappy disney movies now *sigh* where does the time go?

2. Bryan Danielson (Daniel Bryan): this guy is the GREATEST WRESTLER IN THE WORLD how can you say he sucks? okay I will admit his WWE run sucked and he shouldn't have been released for choking Justin Roberts with his tie but I still think he was the most talented wrestler in the entire NXT group, Just look him up at youtube.com I know you'll think he's better that Joh Cena (by a LONG Shot)

1. Sheamus: Less that a year since his debut he became the WWE Champion, he beat that lousy Childrens Champion John Cena to clame the title, man the looks on those kids faces when he won was priceless he is currently the WWE Champion with his second reign and I know it will last a long time.

Honourable mentions:

Scott Steiner (he's funny on the mic)

Sting (he's a legend)

Nathan Jones (he's Australian just like me)

Kurt Angle (the ONLY Olimpic gold medalist in wrestling history PERIOD)

The Miz (what? He's awesome)

CM Punk (*raises hand up in the air* I welcome the straight edge life style into my life)

Undertaker (*rolls eyes into back of head* Rest In Peace)

Triple H (he's a 13 time world champion, sure he did the boss' wife to get those titles but I don't care)

Wrestlers I don't like

Muhammad Hassan: Fuck this arab-bitch, he insulted every country he came to and I hate that fucking arab

JBL: Fuck him too, He's Just a Blubbery Lard Arse

Husky Harris: HE'S FAT

John Cena: Fuck this no talented bitch, he has only five moves in his entire list of moves. the flying shoulder tackle (WTF IS THAT?) A cradle slam, five knuckle shuffle (which is him punching his opponents on the ground) FU (or Attitude Adjustment god) and STF. THAT'S IT. The only reason he's here because he makes Vince money this "no sell superman" or "Childrens Champion" is the reason why WWE Went PG and ruined the company and I'm sure there are plenty of people out there who agree with me

Sonic couples I support:

Knuckles & Rouge

Sonic & Sally

Sonic & Amy

Sonic Couples I tollerate:

Shadow and Rouge

Tails and Cream

Sonic Couples I HATE:

Amy and Shadow

Sonic and Blaze

anyone with ROBOTNIK

My Sonic OC

Pulse the Porcupine

Species: Porcupine

Sex: Male

Age: 16

Physical appearance: He's red orangey colour. He's half a head taller than Knuckles. He's fatter that most of the characters. He has a Bart Simpson hair cut with the hair pointing straight up whist makes him look 6-8 inches taller. On his back there is 8 huge thick spines of his back which he is able to rip out of his back and throw them or use as climbing sticks.

Personality: He is a joker kind of person and a big kid at heart. He tries to make light of a situation no matter how dark or depressing the situation is. He is cockyat times and tends to joke around by making fun of the people he's around. He tends to be gullible believing any story unless it's so over the top and unbelievable. He's a proud man and is proud of his heritage of being a Porcupine, he calls himself the "best fighter in the world" because he is a really good fighter he also has the ability to jump REALLY high in the sky. He has similar and opposite qualities to Knuckles, both are gulible, good fighters, have short fuses and they're proud of their race but While Knuckles is serious, Pulse is very laid back. While Knuckles takes his work seriously Pulse just treats it like a part-time job or little chores to get pocket money.

Backround: Pulse has lived underground his entire life and was trained in just about any fighting style there is. He knows every counter, block or dodge to any kick, punch or throw. When he dug up from underground he was given orders to get the master emerald and return in to the Porcupines. He first had a real hatred for Echidnas but he soon grown fond of making fun of Knuckles. He is a rogue who does any job assigned to him no matter if the person is good or evil as long he'll get paid for his services fairly he'll do the job.

Likes: salty foods, having fun, joking around, breaking the fourth wall, relaxing & making fun of echidnas

Dislikes: people calling him fat, not getting what he wants, losing & echidnas

Theme: Don't you wish you were me? - Fozzy