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Hey! So, I'm Amelia, I'm 14, and I'm awesome. Yeah. Books: Warriors, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Maximum Ride Video Games/Movies/TV Shows: Doctor Who, The Legend of Zelda, Pokémon Music: U2, Green Day, Linkin Park, Paramore, Better than Ezra, Blink 182, Boston, The Clash, Coldplay, ELO, Five for Fighting, Gorillaz, Journey, The Killers, Lifehouse, Matchbox Twenty, Rush, System of a Down, Third Eye Blind, Train, "Weird Al" Yankovic, The Who Couples: Copy & Pastes: I take the Percy Jackson Pledge! I promise to remember Percy 98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that never lost theirs. 99.5 percent of the teenage girl population would cry if the Jonas Brothers stood at the edge of a skyscraper ready to jump off. Copy and Paste this to your profile if you'd be one of the 0.5 percent that would get popcorn, grab a chair, and sit there eager to watch. If you dislike Prachel but still kinda like Rachel, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Percabeth is the most epic demi-god couple ever, copy and paste this on your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star had the same tune. (don't worry i was just as shocked as you are!) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then copy and paste this to your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you work better to music or TV, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsers! :D:D:D:D:D 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual instructions on consumer goods. On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?) On a bar of Palmolive soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how??) On some frozen dinners: Serving Suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion.) On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well, duh, a bit late, huh?) On Mark's & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after hot after heating." (And you thought??...) On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those five-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (And I'm taking this... because?) On most brands of Christmas tree lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to... what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody help me out on this. I'm a bit curious.) On packet on Nobby's Peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts. (Talk about a news flash!) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (Step 3: maybe, uh... fly Delta?) (I don't blame the company on this one; I blame the parents) On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." On a motorized scooter box: Warning: This vehicle moves.. Having the love of you're life say "we can still be friends" is like having you're dog die and your mother saying you can still keep it. I agree with the dictionary Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground. "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!" I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good.Hey, Bubble Butt, you should kick the bucket! People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (\ _ /) This is Bunny. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile If at one time you misseplled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? Opening Credits: Into the Ocean - Blue October Waking Up: Float On - Modest Mouse First Day At School: YYZ - Rush Making Your New Best Friend: Every Breath You Take - The Police Falling In Love: Viva la Vida - Coldplay Breaking Up: Back 2 Good - Matchbox Twenty Prom: Too Late - Journey Graduation: Message of Love - Journey Life's Okay: In the End - Green Day Death of a Close Friend: Macy's Day Parade - Green Day Mental Breakdown: 2112 - Rush Driving: Poprocks and Coke - Green Day Flashback: Spiderwebs - No Doubt Getting Back Together: You F*ed Up My Life - Blink 182 Birth of Child: Good Morning Girl - Journey Wedding Scene: Angel of Harlem - U2 Car Accident: Mr. Brightside - The Killers Final Battle: Angel (Acoustic) - Better than Ezra Death Scene: Jumper - Third Eye Blind Funeral Song: Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz End Credits: Train in Vain (Stand by Me) - The Clash Deleted Scenes: Peace of Mind - Boston Friends... You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I laugh even harder, and then I get a paddle boat and save your stupid butt. 1. When you are sad, I will help you get revenge against the sorry idiot. 2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused, I will use little words. 7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth. Really Dumb Store labels: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what? Outer Space?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) Spread the Stupidity Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. FRIENDS Vs. BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!" FRIENDS: Will find your notebook and give it to you. BEST FRIENDS: Will steal your notebook, write in it and give it back to you. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. One more heart that is broken. If you're against abortion, re-post this I went to a party, I felt proud of myself, I made a healthy choice, I got into my car, Now I'm lying on the pavement, My own blood's all around me, I'm sure the guy had no idea, So why do people do it, Mom Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Someone should have taught him, My breath is getting shorter, Mom I have one last question, Mom. Re-post this if you are against drinking and driving. If you day-dream about your fictional characters and plot lines in class, copy and paste this onto your profile. PLEASE READ. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible prove it. Re-post this for proof. If this doesn't touch you; you're heartless. This is so sad! One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies.The girl asked the guy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously the girl survived.Remembering the note,she pulled it out & read it, it said,"Without your love, I would die". This is a story about abortion, read it if you do or do not believe in abrotion because it could change your mind, so try not to cry... Hi, I don’t have a name yet but I call myself Tommy, I am still inside my mommy’s tummy. She is young, So very young. I haven’t even met My mommy yet, But I already love her with all my heart, All she has to do is her part. That is all she has to do, To love me too. But she acts, Like she can’t face the facts If she wouldn’t have been drunk, If she wouldn’t have had that spunk, He wouldn’t have made her go with him, In the room with the lights so dim. But she doesn’t want to do her part, She doesn’t want my heart. She doesn’t want to, Love me too. Think of all I can be, A captain at sea, A cure for cancer, A professional dancer. Now that she has made her choice, It’s like I don’t have a voice. Now I can’t be, A captain at sea. Or a cure for cancer, Or a professional dancer. My name is Tommy, And I never left Mommy’s tummy. Abortion is murder, and every day abortion kills many unborn children, like Tommy, these childern don't get a say in their future, abortion could be killing the next president, the person that could find the cure for cancer, or a person that would change the world by helping people in trouble and effected by natural disaster, if you believe that abortion should be stopped please copy and paste this into your profile Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school In 2010 When... 1. You accidently enter your password into your microwave 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years 3. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends are the don't have Myspace, Facebook or your mobile number. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the tv 6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer 7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends 8. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling 9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this 10. You were too busy to notice number five 11. You actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five 12. And now your laughing at your stupidity 13. You now plan to put this on your profile cause you fell for it, and you know you did! :) 1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it? He stiffened like a pointer. "Sweetie? Are you Wallace's girlfriend?" 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? No More Dead Dogs by Gordon Korman 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Little Rascals 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 9:45pm 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 10:02pm 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My mom doing dishes 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Getting out of the car after school 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? I was watching Little Rascals. Does that count? 9. What are you wearing? Pajama pants and a tee shirt 10. Did you dream last night? I don't think I remember... 11. When did you last laugh? A little while ago 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? posters, pictures, a clock, a mirror and paint. :) 13. Seen anything weird lately? No... 14. What do you think of this quiz? I wouldn't say QUIZ, more like survey, but it's alright, I guess. 15. What is the last film you saw? I don't remember, I'm not a TV person. 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Music, Computers, an epic house and have a HUGE sleepover! 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: My eyes are like a blue-gray-green color. Everyone's all like, "Oh, they're so pretty!" 18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Stop the freaking wars and pollution! 19. Do you like to dance? Yeah, but I'm so bad it's not even dancing. 20. George Bush: is the dumbest person ever. He can't tell right from left! 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Kara! 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Uhh... I don't know, Andrew? 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? Perhaps. What was the last book you read? Beloved Disney Tales (don't ask o.O) What's on your T.V right now? The T.V in my room is off, but my mom is watching something Where are you? In my room in my house which is on my street which is in my city which is in my state which is in the USA which is on Earth which is in the universe. What was the last thing you ate? Ice cream What's your personality like? funny, weird, random... What was the last thing you thought? Okay, what am I thinking? Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? loves Justin Bieber! You now have a billion dollars. ZOMG!ZJKBFUIHBFROUHFBCHUFVUV! YEAH! Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. My Ultimate Frisbee bag. What are you eating/drinking right now? Air o.O What are you writing RIGHT NOW? The answer to this question. Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. "But, Mr. Fogelman," Trudi piped up, "Wallace is really What's it like being you? Well, it's like being a unicorn flying on a rainbow and landing in a field of flowers to frolic with kitties and puppies and eat bits of clouds. (jk, it's like being me) What are your thoughts on writing? I'd say I'm okay,although I enjoy it. How tall are you? I don't know. :P What book are you currently reading? N/A What music are you listening to? N/A What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? N/A What was the last thing you cooked? N/A What color are the walls of the room you are in? Purple. Do you know who the governor of your state is? I don't have a clue Ketchup or Mustard? Ketchup! Have you ever been water-skiing? No. What is the weather like? Night time. Are you going on vacation this summer and where? It's October. I have no freaking idea. Anything else? N/A |
