hello darlings I am random..i love too read and i love english and i hate maths i have a few obsession like TWILIGHT(and yes it was neccesarry to put it capitals)saying geezz,gymnastics and i do love getting utterally obsessed with a good love story till im the brink of yelling at the book to hurry up and get them married.

some of my favourite qoutes...

"penguins..lovely"-edward cullen

"im part albino"-bella cullen

"blessed be the cheese makers"-random,life of brian

"i decided as long as im going to hell i may as well do it thouroughly"-edward cullen

"next time you want to hit me use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay"-jacob black

"stupid.shiny.volvo owner"-bella swan

"im good with a knife and fork'-runlop

"mabey they both wanted seared, but one got crispy"-me

"horse..i mean sport"-labria

"your monopolizing the bride"emmett cullen

I love this poem it very twilighty-

TIME
Time is
Too slow for those who want,
Too swift for those who fear,
Too long for those who grieve,
Too short for those who rejoice,
But for those who love,
Time is not.
- Henry Van Dyke -

_how hilarious is this joke thingy_

THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR :D

Well if ur gunna waste ur precious time reading my blog i may as well make it worth it...

THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

10. Stand motionless silent in the corner, facing the wall and never get off.

9. Ask others that get on if you can push the button for them, but push the wrong ones.

8. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then berate them screaming “That's mine!" and other sorts of possessive terms.

7. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the other riders.

6. Yell “Hug it out, Bitch” and then force everyone in for a group hug.

5. Glance and grin at another people for a while, then smile and say, “I just got new socks. First day I’m wearing them.”

4. When there's only one other rider in the elevator, poke them and then deny it was you when they ask you about it.

3. Press all the buttons when you get on, and then when the elevator stops at every floor, yell, “All Aboard!”

2. Strike up a conversation with someone else and use air quotes at the completely wrong times. Then, when you need them, don’t use them.

1. Just for old time’s sake because I know what you were thinking: Initiate the “horizontal hustle,” if you will, while riding from floor 20 all the way to floor 1.

I soo...wanna do one of them.:P

random stuffy r cup cakes called cup cake i mean there not the size of cups or anything that would be weird, or how they call chicken pox well its not like chickens have big red spots all over there skin...they dont even have skin.and the power puff girls what the hell is that y are they called that it dosnt even make sense i mean think about leave me a comment if u think u no y cause its just bloody weird.

well tata for know my friends or others..i am going to get a short story up soon so feer not...