Well hello!

Seems you’ve found me…

About me:

I’m anti-social. Or, for you slower humans out there, I’m not a people person.

I’ve recently taken an interest in writing.

MAXIMUM RIDE!! Yep. I’m obsessed.

And let’s just clear this up right now, I have a boyfriend. Meaning I’m a girl. And I’m taken.

Jeez.

I also have a tiny little depression problem…

Which will, hopefully, not end in my untimely suicide. Hopefully.

And we're trying to get that 'hopefully' changed to a 'very unlikely'.

If you love irratating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

What have you pulled?

If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first.

If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere

If you have pulled a Iggy: You have run into an inaminate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.

If you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling.

If you have pulled a Gazzy: You have farted in a big group of people really loudly, and everyone could hear it and smell it.

If you have pulled a Angel: You have invaded someone elses personal space, without any consideration for that person. You can also pull a Angel by gaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but I highly recomend the first one.

All of 'em. (O.o) heehee...

If you have ever pulled any of these things stick this on your profile and write which ones you have pulled

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

When I read Maximum Ride I wanted to kill Fang for not kissing Max sooner. I mean, COME ON!

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever run down an "up" escalator, paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever run up a "down" escalator, paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been watching a cartoon with your little sibling and then said Ooh, I love this guy, I love this guy! Don't change the channel!about a character who just appeared, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.

Copy and Paste

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)

If you are 100 percent in love with James Patterson's fictional series 'Maximum Ride', copy this to your profile.

If you think Rosalie Hale is a stuck up blonde but you luv her n think she wouldn't be Rosalie if she weren't like this, copy this to your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.

If you're friends think you're an idiot for going to this site, but you dont care cause this site rocks, copy and paste this to your profile

92 percent of teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this to your profile if you are one of the six percent who laughed their asses off when they heard this(Me), or if you are one of the two percent who didn't know what Abercombie and Fitch was

95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:

If you have ever stayed up ALL NIGHT just so you could finish a really good book, copy this to your profile.

If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride(the movie) on the very first day it comes out... I'LL SEE YOU THERE!(oh...and copy this to your profile.)

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this to your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

There are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

Favorites:

Drink: Coffee.

Food: Coffee. XD

Ice cream: Something coffee related.

Color: Green. But it’s kind of starting to change to purple.

Quotes: “I learned how to be a friend by being friendless. Funny how that works.” “Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you I had no control over.”

Books: Maximum Ride series, Harry Potter series, The Spernaturalist, My Sister’s Keeper.

Place: Colorado.

FAQ:

1. First thing you wash in the shower? My hair…I think…

2. What colour is your favorite hoodie? Black.

3. Do you like coffee? Heck yes!!

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? Annoyed.

6. What’s the last letter of your crush’s last name? N.

7. Do you say aim or a-i-m? Aim…but I don’t really say either…

8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having. Haha…no.

9. Could you eat your favourite food everyday for a month and not get sick of it? I think I would die…

10. What are you craving? Woahh…not gonna go there…

11. Do you floss? Nope.

12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? This soup stuff I had a while back.

16. Have you ever counted to 1,000? Well, sure.

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? Depends on the mood I’m iin.

18. Do you use smileys? Yes! (///_) (@_@)

19. How many bedrooms are in your house? About…four…

20. Have you ever met a celebrity? Nope.

21. Do you like cottage cheese? Oh, gross. If you’ve ever seen the STD Slideshow you’d know why.

22. What’s the last song you had stuck in your head? Take Me As I Am

23. How many countries have you visited? Just the one.

24. Are your parents strict? Hum, kind of.

25. Would you go sky diving? No.

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? Haha…no…I don’t think so.

28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in? Why, yes! There is!

30. Do you rent movies? Sure.

31. Who sits in front of you in your math class? Uuuhhhh…

35. Where are you going to be Saturday night? We’ll see…

36. Brown or white eggs? Does it really matter?

37. Like rap music? Sure…but depends on the artist.

38. Ever taken a train? Nope.

39. Experienced the twin towers falling in New York? Luckily, no.

41. What day of the week is it? Uh, Monday.

40. What was your Lunch? Haven’t had it.

43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow? I don’t have a best friend anymore.

46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? What?

51. Is your hair curly? Nope.

52. Last time you cried? Recently.

53. Ever walked into a wall? Haha…funny story…

55. Have you ever bought anything from PacSun? A swimsuit.

56. Favorite season? Winter.

61. The next person you’ll hold hands with? My boyfriend.

62. Do you sleep with the TV on? Nope.

63. Have you ever drank alcohol straight from the bottle? No.

64. Do you think you’re old? Nope.

65. Are you afraid of the dark? Depends on the circumstances. Read the story in the story section.

66. Do you like your life right now? Some parts of it.

67. When’s the last time you chose a bath over a shower? Loooong time ago.

68. Do you knock on wood? No…

69. Do you have good vision? Apparently.

70. Can you hula hoop? Nope.

71. Where are your parents? I have no idea.

72. Have you ever kissed in an elevator? Haha…haa…ha…nope!

73. What is the next CD you will buy? ...

74. What brands are you wearing? Psshh…I don’t know!

76. Have you ever crawled through a window? Yep.

77. Can you handle the truth? Yes.

78. What was the most recent thing you bought? Coffee?

79. How often do you talk on the phone? Not often…unless I have a meltdown…

80. Are you in a complicated relationship? Nope.

81. Do you hate more than 3 people? I don’t hate people.

82. Have you ever tripped someone? Yep.

86. Do you use chap stick? Uh huh.

87. Are you too forgiving? With some people.

88. Do you own something from Hot Topic? No, sorry, the emos shop there.

89. Do you own a gun? Nope.

90. Have you made a prank phone call? Yep.

91. Have you ever been in a castle? One of those little tent ones.

92. Do you like your hair? Sure.

93. Do you like yourself? Yeah.

94. Are you closer to your mother or father? Mother.

95. Do you chat on AIM often? Never…