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Joined 10-15-10, id: 2577735, Profile Updated: 12-27-10
Author has written 2 stories for Outsiders, and Sandlot.

HOW YOU KNOW IF YOU'RE A TRUE OUTSIDERS FAN...

You laugh every time you drink a soft drink for reasons unknown to people around you.

You name your horse (Or any other pet) Ponyboy.

You've looked up Robert Frost poems before, just to read Nothing Gold Can Stay from a different source.

You've read Gone With the Wind, even though it's more than a thousand pages long, for no other reason except because it was mentioned in The Outsiders.

If you HAVE read Gone With the Wind, you get randomly excited and squeal at the page where it quotes exactly, "riding into sure death because they were gallant".

You've started wearing black leather jackets, old jeans, and white t-shirts a lot more than you usually do.

You've researched the 60s for fun, and you have asked questions concerning the 60s to your baffled history teacher.

You've tried slicking back your hair with hair gel/grease and squealed happily at the results.

You've bleached your hair just because Ponyboy did.

You've started caring about your hair a lot more than you did before.

You've stopped getting haircuts.

You've started using the words, "ain't", "golly", "gee", "dig", and other old slang words proudly, not paying attention to the weird stares you're getting from people around you.

You've read the book so many times you could quote entire pages from it.

You love your English teacher for getting you to read it.

You announce to your stunned parents that your new favourite cartoon character is Mickey Mouse.

You want to hit people when your teacher's showing the Outsiders movie, and they don't pay attention to it/laugh at it.

You rush up to every random person reading the book, squealing and babbling about how amazing the book is, and how much they're gonna love it so much. You say these thing to COMPLETE STRANGERS too.

You suddenly wish you had a southern accent, and you love people who actally do.

You've developed a sudden interest in old movies.

You do a double take each time someone says the word "Soda" or "Pony".

You laugh every time you drink Pepsi (Ponyboy's addiction) or Coke. (Dally/Cherry incident)

Copy and paste to your profile if you have done any of the above things! XD I sure had fun writing it... :) Also add to it... Original by EternalBookworm

Falling, falling into the arms of a greaser- a hood.

Falling in to the arms of someone who understood.
Falling in to the arms of someone who is living their life the best they could.
Knowing thats the life I wanted and should.
Knowing that one day that life I could...live.
Falling in the arms of a greaser- a hood, falling...in love!

92 percent of the Teen population would die if abrocrombie and fitch decided breathing wasn't Kool, because they're all socs.
Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent of the Greasers laughing hysterically in the background.

I don't wanta knight in shining armor, I want a greaser with converses 'n 501 levi's!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Rules for the Random Music of life!

Put your music player on shuffle! Don't cheat, either. We know if you do.

As each song turns on, write down the title for each scene of life.

Ready...set...go!

Your the one that I want : Grease

Fixed At Zero: VersaEmerge

The Real Slim shady: Eminem

Trouble: NeverShoutNever

City Is At War: Cobra Starship

Alejandro: Lady Gaga

The Day I Left The Womb: Escape the fate

my favorite line from Lost Boys:

"We blew it, man, we lost it!"

"Shut Up!"

"We unraveled in the face of the enemy!"

"It's not out fault, they pulled a mind scramble on us! They opened their eyes and talked!"

- Edgar and Alan Frog

LADIES don't start fights,we FINISH them.

A good girl is a bad girl whos never gotten caught.

"Do you remember when Pluto was a planet, yeah, those were the days."

REMEMBER WHEN

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now.

You say Twilight
I say Lost Boys
You say Werewolves
I say Vampires
You say Jacob Black
I say Marko and Dwayne
you say Team Edward
I say Team Sammy
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say is a freak
You say Robert Pattion is hot
I say Paul is ~HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that’s Michael and Star
you say Edward
I'll say David, now go bite dat

98 of teens do or have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes wonder if you were born in the wrong era, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an insane best friend, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile.

I'M A GREASER GIRL!
A GREASY, GREASY GREASY GIRL!
I'M TUFF, I'M LOUD,
AND DAMNIT, I'M PROUD!!

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Civilization vs Savagery by Evangeline-Kingsley reviews
Angel must cope with being the only girl stranded on an island full of boys. Can she keep her sanity while trying to survive? And what happens when she has to choose between two certain boys? Will she choose civilization or savagery? RalphxOCxJack *Story has been re-edited!
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,784 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Jack M., Ralph - Complete
When The Plane Went Down by KimmyKimZombieQueen reviews
24 boys. 1 girl. But no one knows she's even there. Until Jack finds out who she is, and then all hell breaks loose. Will she give in to temptation and savagery? Or stay on the side of civilization and sanity?
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,894 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/12/2016 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Ralph, Jack M., Piggy, OC
An Everyday Anomaly by CocoSushi reviews
With her unconventional ideas and eccentric ways, Eliza Everard was always regarded as a sort of oddity. But in a family where the laws of physics are optional and time traveling is the norm, weird doesn't even begin to cover it. Sequel to JLC!
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,381 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Roger
Twice the Speed of Life by asdkkfd reviews
Danielle Santaorelli. Tommy's older sister.Dani meets the sandlot boys when her brother gets hit in the head. Has a crazy summer. And finds love. Better then it sounds. Sandlot 3 story. Movie version. Wings/OC. COMPLETE
Sandlot - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,026 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Complete
Long Lost, Forgotten by Tagueland reviews
This is a fanfic about a girl named Avi from the modern day, who finds herself lost on the island of Lord of the Flies. She will go through a lot- romance, certain trials, and things that will try her sanity... In the end, will savagery or law prevail?
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011
Holly Thatcher by xMarikox reviews
Becky's cousin Holly OC comes to visit for a while and is introduced to Huckleberry Finn. See what happens when I have to do research papers on Mark Twain?
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Huck/Huckleberry Finn
Tell me you're kidding by Not A Droid reviews
I really didn't like the thought of Emily and Mick. In this story, neither does Spencer Reid. Rated for M for sex scenes. Spoilers for "Exit Wounds". Chapter 15 of 15 is up.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,614 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
Trapped Orchid by TheMadMarchHare reviews
What if a girl had survived that plane crash?How would the boys react to this?Meet Katrina, the only girl in an island filled with boys.Now Katrina will need to fight for her sanity as well as the boys'. Pairing : RalphxOCxJack mostly OCxJack
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,409 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010
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New Girl In Town reviews
When the new girl Lily moves into town the Sandlot will never be the same Benny/OC
Sandlot - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Benny R.
Pepsi Flavored Kisses reviews
Hannah loved Sodapop. Sodapop loved Hannah the only thing that stopped them from being together was Krysta. One-shot
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Sodapop C.