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I'm JRC. The 'R' is for 'Rose'. But no one really calls me 'Rose' so let's stick with 'Roe'. Some stuff about me: aspiring author, lyricist, avid fanfiction reader, procrastinator, antagonist, 'the original dishwasher', my brother's arch nemesis when he 'grows up and becomes a superhero' ...to be continued... And apparently I tweet now? 0.o ...weird :http://twitter.com/#!/RoseNotRead |
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The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19584 - Favs: 6,437 - Follows: 4,409 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eternally Damned by twiXlite reviews
Edward is THE ultimate vampire. The original. What happens when a visit to the Volturi causes him to pay the Cullens' a visit? Will he find them a threat to the world he's spent an eternity shaping or will he leave them be and let them live in peace?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 173,728 - Reviews: 4858 - Favs: 6,027 - Follows: 3,034 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12987 - Favs: 8,492 - Follows: 6,355 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Braille by Alby Mangroves reviews
1st Place Winner of the Beautiful Edward Challenge. A young woman, scarred inside and out. A guilty man looking for forgiveness. Will they recognize their redemption in each other? Beauty is not just skin-deep. AH, Bella and Edward, Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 330 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beauty Crowds Me by edwardsisobel reviews
Edward is beautiful, of that there is no doubt. His looks have opened so many doors for him, but it has closed just as many others. Has the door slammed shut on what he truly wants? Beautiful Edward Challenge Entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,289 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Proxy Triptych by MarchHare5 reviews
Entry for Beyond the Pale contest. Bella and Carlisle are out celebrating their first wedding anniversary when they encounter a handsome, young man and invite him home with them. But things are not as they seem. AH, OOC, mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,988 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010
The Glory of the Garden by BeautifulEdwardChallenge reviews
by TeamEdward-TSA *2nd Place tie* When Bella visits Uncle Charlie's country house, unexpected delights await her in the English country garden. Beautiful Edward Challenge Anonymous Entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Happened on the Hogwarts Express by ArcadianMaggie reviews
Harry spies on Draco aboard the Hogwarts Express, but what happens next does not result in a broken nose. Rated M for explicit sexual content. Slash, HP/DM. Written for tuesdaymidnight's birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Boy and The Muse by RCD-Alice reviews
"Who's your muse, Cullen?" "A girl…" Was all he said. It was all he ever said. "Does she know she's your muse?" "I wish." AH E/B FLUFF!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lost In Regret by AmeryMarie reviews
He had to learn the hard way about not taking things for granted, especially when he had no right to it to begin with. Now, the rest of his life will be spent lost in regret. Oneshot written for Fics for Nashville. Mature, AH, OOC, E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Of Lovers and Whores by Touchstone67 reviews
A BDSM/forced feminization/humiliation written for Dannie's birthday. Domsper has to regrettfully punish subward, but there are revelations during the session that will change them both forever. Rated M for language, sexual situations
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,610 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
One Harry Potter, Please by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Paradigm by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,013 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What is Slash? by clarex-ama reviews
Harry and Draco discover the world of Drarry slash by accidence... mwahaha... Okay, this may seem silly and it is but I like the idea of Harry and Draco reading Drarry slash together, so shoot me…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 120 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Oh my, Aphrodisiac Chocolate by clarex-ama reviews
Warning: These chocolates contain aphrodisiac potion! Consumed in large amounts can give the side effect of high sexual excitement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Changing of the Guard by Lomonaaeren reviews
Post-DH, HPDM slash. Need a perfect stranger? Come to Metamorphosis. Harry Potter runs the business secretly and becomes whoever's needed for each occasion. Now he's posing as Draco Malfoy's "perfect" boyfriend, Brian. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,538 - Reviews: 3469 - Favs: 3,264 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ferret in My Shoe by MikoGoddess reviews
Harry finds Malfoy in a petshop and brings him home, wanting to know why he was there, and why he was a ferret again. What ensues is a bit of this, a bit of that, and a dash of slash. HPDM, after 6th year, no DH. Now with more plot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,072 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 1,961 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Slytherin Hufflepuff by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In the interest of combating JKR's epilogue of doom, I present my version of life beyond Deathly Hallows. This is a dual story, half Albus/Scorpius and half Harry/Draco. DH compliant. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,808 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Slytherin Gryffindor by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is my response to JKR's horrific epilogue. It's a dual novel with one part Albus Scorpius and one part HarryDraco. Deathly Hallows compliant! The Slytherin Hufflepuff is the Albus Scorpius portion. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,574 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Not Seamus' Fault by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Oneshot sequel for Bond. Timestamp meme for Fourth Rose, who asked for a story set postBond, the day after the epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 84 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Anniversary by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Oneshot sequel in three parts for Bond. Timestamp meme for Calíope Amphora, who asked for a story set postBond, for the boys' first anniversary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,931 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 83 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3646 - Favs: 9,098 - Follows: 2,057 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Milk Is My Sugar by Michael Serpent reviews
My Veela twist... HD. Harry does something very stupid and ends up protecting Malfoy from the lust-crazed fellow students. He also decides to help the ranting and paranoid Malfoy to find his mate. Warning: This story is completely crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,675 - Reviews: 2101 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.