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Hi my name is Johanna! But everybody cales me Joey or Jo or Jojo or whatever!

I was Born in Australia but i moved to London when i was 3! I'm really not an interesting person, but i can be extreamley random and i have my random hyper moments!
Such as... I went to the London Dungeons and theres a bit when you go into a room with 30 odd strangers, you all sit dowin in medieval looking chairs in rowas of two forming a semi-circle around a table with barber things and a bowl of blood. Sweeny Todds voice is around you and he says random things and then goes "How about I give you a shave, a very close shave?!" and you here a razor in your ear and your chair tipps back 6 inches. When the soundo of the razor came close i shouted "Nooo! I want layers, LAYERS!! I DON'T WANT TO BE BALD!" in a room of compleate strangers, i was with my friends Natty, Tanya, Alex, Razina and India. And i have to admitt the compleate strangers where rather cool people! There where some Welsh kids who waved at us and a gay man!!

I like to think i work hard but i play hard too! I love sports sooo much! I play laccrosse and throw javalins, and discus. I like the gym and tennis! And swimming!! I have hazlenut hair and brown eyes. I am quater greek/quater south African/ Tiny bit English/Scottish.

I am compleatly obsessed with the twilight saga-basically to the point that it is sad!! My favourite characters are Emmet, Alice and Edward and Bella... wait i like all of them!

Anyway Please read my story Edward Returns! I am also working on another fanfic with my friend Zoya (DifferentNotWeird) which is going to have a plot, definatly an all human!

Also please be patient with me as my spelling is absolutly shameful as you have probaby realised by now! Also if you do find any typo's/mistakes/things i have got wrong with the book please tell me via reviews! I apreciate constructive critsism so if you have any help dont hesitate!! but i dont like it if you just give me critique and dont give a supported answer about it!

AND REMEMBER I LOVE REVIEWS!! they make me happy and i may update quicker!

Ohhh! And remember REVIEWS MAKE ME INSANELY HAPPY SOOOOOOOO... REVIEW!

and dont be gay like that guy who reviewed my "back in time" story. i dont like him because he just critisised me and didnt give me any "consructivness". but thanks for the review none the less :)

AND PLEASE BUG ZOYA ABOUT UPDATING HER FANFIC IS DIFFERENTNOTWEIRD I REPEAT DIFFERENTNOTWEIRD!!

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Classic Cullen Moments by Sarahgotbored reviews
(Discontinued. Only reason this hasn't been deleted is because I'm a sentimental freak and like to look back on things I wrote when I was 13. Quite frankly it's awful, Stay away!)
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 58 - Words: 52,818 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
To be human, like you by sacha-lee reviews
I'd do anything to be human again." What if Edward somehow managed to turn human again? What if he and Bella could lead a normal human life? Join Edward as he takes the road to humanity, experiencing everything he couldnt do before. ExB POST NEW MOON.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,295 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
First Kiss by Katerina Petrova Salvatore reviews
7 Minutes in Heaven: Sixth grader Isabella got her first kiss from the most popular high school freshman, Edward. Unfortunately Edward moved out of the USA, and it is not until ten years later that the two meet again. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,949 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Hate Or Love? by DifferentNotWeird reviews
Bella Swan is sent to live with her mum's mega-rich best friend, Esme Cullen, after her mother dies. Bella doesn't have a good history with the Cullens, especially Edward Cullen. But now she's back. How will they all react? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,348 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/20/2009
When People Change by pen2paper93 reviews
Bella & Edward were best friends until high school. He's popular. She's not. He's changed but not for the better. Tired of being in the background, treated like she doesn't exist, Bella decides to make her own change. Time for a makeover. B&E. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,515 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009
Baby Baby! by TeamTwilight26 reviews
COMPLETE! Bella and Edward get an unexpected surprise but Bella keeps it a secret. Will she tell Edward? And if she does tell him what will happen next? Really good! I promise you won't be disappointed! AWARD WINNING! Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 92,041 - Reviews: 2174 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5896 - Favs: 2,915 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Awaking Dusk by Anna Marie Masen reviews
Set from the end of ECLIPSE. Although i like Breaking Dawn, it was never what i thought was going to happen... so i decided to write down my own one! Alot of Drama, death and some funny bits! Give it a chance ... Please review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,311 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Edward, Bella
Between The Lines by OneFrighteningLittleMonster123 reviews
USED TO BE CALLED DISCOVERED In a world where vampires have been discovered by humans, and are hunted for their venom, which can cure human diseases, will the cullens be able to escape and survive? Better summary inside. 50 years after Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,827 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009
The Beginning by x.x.lovingthetwilight.x.x reviews
These are short stories detailing the beginnings of each character into 'Vampire Life'. Hope you all enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Alice, Esme - Complete
Edward's love for bella by Lindsay teamedward reviews
Decided to continue...Takes place during Eclipse. An alternate proposal and all of Edward's confused thoughts leading up to it. Better that the summary. Read and Reveiw. First Fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,793 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Capturing An Angel by BellaCullenVampirz reviews
Bella is an Angel who tripped and fell from heaven,right into Volterra.Aro gives Bella to Carlisle,who has to keep Bella with him and his family in Forks.Bella has to go to school like a regular kid.what is this attraction between Edward&Bella?AU OOC Cano
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,344 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1863 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Belladventure! by Kiara212 reviews
The Cullen's go to Africa, but everything turns to chaos! Jasper's mental, Carlisle and Alice with a camera is an impending disaster and why are those cannibals chasing them? There are a lot of adventures to be had in Africa! I don't own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,379 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008
All Deliberate Speed by MFLuder42 reviews
Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Edward surprises Bella with a romantic trip into Seattle for the weekend when Charlie is away. This story bridges the gap between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn and fills in some of the moments we missed over the summer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,042 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Lighthouse by Annilaia reviews
An attack on their town one dark, stormy night sends Bella, Emmett and Alice rushing for safety towards the supposedly haunted lighthouse. What they find inside is far from ghosts. vampire au
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,528 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Brand New Day by sw1m4l1fe reviews
Post BD. Nessie attends Forks High for 12th grade where she meets Roman...The Cullens stay 'til she finishes & then they all, Jake included, go to Dartmouth. Things are well until something back in Forks sends them all into a frantic frenzy. R&R! NPOV/BPO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,296 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
A Cullen Continuation by Orchidsoul reviews
One year after Bella's transformation in Breaking Dawn. Further adventures of the Cullen family. 2009 Indie TwiFic Nominee for Original Plot Line.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 60,597 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Moonlit Stars by Team Cullen-Hale reviews
Bassiclly this is our story about the Cullens and it starts where Breaking Dawn left off! So please, please, PLEASE R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,865 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Emmett, Alice
Lauren's POV by Julsgracie reviews
What do Lauren and Jess have to say about Bella and Edward's sudden engagement? Will they make assumptions? How do Bella and Edward react to this? Takes place between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. All in-character. One-shot. LaurenPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Lauren, Edward - Complete
Eat Your Vegetables by KarleyBoB reviews
It has been 70 years since Bella first came to Forks. What will happen when the Cullen's return to Forks High School this time with Bella, Nessie and Jake? And what will the natives think when Edward and Bella scold Nessie for not finishing her vegetables
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,724 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Some things never change in forks by esteethestrange reviews
Told from Renesmee's Point of view. The cullens return to forks high school. Alice finds her singer, is she as strong as edward? Will she resist the temptation! chapter 21 is up! RxR!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 10,153 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008
Dear Edward, I love you by Miss Shakespeare reviews
Bella wrote letters to Edward in New Moon but never sent them, now he's found them. Just a one shot for now.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
Adventures at Walmart by jeaniebeanie245 reviews
Bella's being babysat by Emmett when she takes a trip to Walmart. They do some hilarious stuff and then get chased out. It was a one shot but now its two chapters and it's completed! Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
A Cullenry Experience by Jacobmadeherhappy reviews
Set after Breaking Dawn the Cullens are bored so decide to open an 'All American Diner' quite funny Ihope. The charactors do alot of screaming!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Attack Of The Cliches! by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Bellanapping by JBizz reviews
What happens when Mike decides to kidnap Bella in another sad attempt to win her heart? Why is Alice acting gangsta' and is Emmett just a little fruity? Read and find out. ONE SHOT! A Jbizz and Leila Watson production. Twilight owned by the wonderful S.M
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
Cullens go to Disney World! by Hinotezeke reviews
Title speaks for itself and Yeah, lots of chaos in disney world.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 16,399 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
It Started With a Felony by Luck E. Thirteen reviews
The FBI discovers Edward's extraordinary strength and speed, and when peril strikes the US, they rely on Edward to help the country. While working undercover, Edward and Bella hide more than the FBI knows-what would happen if they find out he's a vampire?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008
Chocolate by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Edward, Bella, and a pot of melted chocolate. [A lot less kinky than it sounds] [ExB]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
never, say never by midnightmoon21 reviews
What if Bella never jumped off the cliff? What if Edward came back, and begged her to forgive him. Could she do it? Could she love him again? Lot's of fluff at times. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 36,325 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007
Tester reviews
Basicly a tester of a story i want to write. Please tell me what you think. If you need a laugh here it is: :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Edward, Bella