Hi my name is Johanna! But everybody cales me Joey or Jo or Jojo or whatever!

I was Born in Australia but i moved to London when i was 3! I'm really not an interesting person, but i can be extreamley random and i have my random hyper moments!
Such as... I went to the London Dungeons and theres a bit when you go into a room with 30 odd strangers, you all sit dowin in medieval looking chairs in rowas of two forming a semi-circle around a table with barber things and a bowl of blood. Sweeny Todds voice is around you and he says random things and then goes "How about I give you a shave, a very close shave?!" and you here a razor in your ear and your chair tipps back 6 inches. When the soundo of the razor came close i shouted "Nooo! I want layers, LAYERS!! I DON'T WANT TO BE BALD!" in a room of compleate strangers, i was with my friends Natty, Tanya, Alex, Razina and India. And i have to admitt the compleate strangers where rather cool people! There where some Welsh kids who waved at us and a gay man!!

I like to think i work hard but i play hard too! I love sports sooo much! I play laccrosse and throw javalins, and discus. I like the gym and tennis! And swimming!! I have hazlenut hair and brown eyes. I am quater greek/quater south African/ Tiny bit English/Scottish.

I am compleatly obsessed with the twilight saga-basically to the point that it is sad!! My favourite characters are Emmet, Alice and Edward and Bella... wait i like all of them!

Anyway Please read my story Edward Returns! I am also working on another fanfic with my friend Zoya (DifferentNotWeird) which is going to have a plot, definatly an all human!

Also please be patient with me as my spelling is absolutly shameful as you have probaby realised by now! Also if you do find any typo's/mistakes/things i have got wrong with the book please tell me via reviews! I apreciate constructive critsism so if you have any help dont hesitate!! but i dont like it if you just give me critique and dont give a supported answer about it!

AND REMEMBER I LOVE REVIEWS!! they make me happy and i may update quicker!

Ohhh! And remember REVIEWS MAKE ME INSANELY HAPPY SOOOOOOOO... REVIEW!

and dont be gay like that guy who reviewed my "back in time" story. i dont like him because he just critisised me and didnt give me any "consructivness". but thanks for the review none the less :)

AND PLEASE BUG ZOYA ABOUT UPDATING HER FANFIC IS DIFFERENTNOTWEIRD I REPEAT DIFFERENTNOTWEIRD!!