Yukkionna-Amai
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Yeah I'll just be filling my profile with qoutes and stuff now,okay?

"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers." - Homer Simpson

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." - Anonymous

"I once asked my wife if she wanted to renew our vows.When I did she jumped with joy.Why? She thought they expired."

" When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

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If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf, danyan, Colt-Man, 24kt White Gold, fourfourfourfour, Recalled to Life, Hyperactive Lioness, Life.GetOne, alienphantom., yUKIONNA-aMAI

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

╔═╦╗╔╦═╦╦╗Put this on ur
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║╔╣╚╝║║║║║u support
╚╝╚══╩╩╩╩╝punk ppl.

Punk doesn't mean you are part of a washed up band

Punk doesn't mean you are a guitar playing alcoholic

Punk doesn't mean you don't have high expectations for yourself

Punk doesn't mean you do drugs

Punk is fun

Punk is rockin' music

Punk is neat clothes

Punk is grand

Grand and colorfull

Colors that's speak without words

Punk is just a noun

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We Own the Sky by ghostbones reviews
A collection of one-shots focused on the small, everyday moments between Natsu and Lucy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,831 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Gajeel R., Happy, Lucy H., Natsu D.
True Treasure (ON HIATUS) by Jenna Cassie Herdz reviews
Krystal runs into an old friend of hers who quickly becomes an enemy when she decides to head to El Dorado and attempt genocide. Once again on a rescue mission, Matthew is kidnapped again and the Sea Goddess is out to punish Jack...by hurting Krystal
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New Found Affection by xPrincessZel reviews
After Phineas realizes that he usually never spends time with Isabella, and a small incedent that made him worried, he decides that he should be with her alone more. But when he starts doing so, he thinks he may have more than one feeling for her.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,271 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Phineas, Isabella
A Secret Revealed by DisneyandNickfan reviews
Doofenshmirtz finally traps Perry and Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, and Candace have to save him. Better than it sounds. I'm really bad at summaries. Rated K plus just in case. First fanfic.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Natsu's Special Mission by Orara-chan reviews
"I'll say it now, you will do this or I will punish you with THAT!" Makarov threatingly said to Natsu. "No anything but THAAAT!" Natsu was given a mission he cannot honestly do, yet cannot refuse. Will he do it? Or not? Read on dudes!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,997 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Natsu D.
Mistletoe by Bfly-san reviews
Mirajane is in the Christmas spirit! What will happen to the guild? Pairings: NatsuXLucy, GajeelXLevy, AlXBisca, GrayXJuvia, ElfmanXEvergreen, FriedXMira & JellalXErza! Caution, spoilers! Changed rating due to Gajeel's language!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,980 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Grim Tales 1: Time Paradox by DracoWolf316 reviews
My continuation for the famous online comic series "Grim Tales." This is the first in a line of stories I hope to do on it. Some of them will be crossovers, some will be normal stories. You'll be able to tell the story in the time line by the number.
Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
Shattered Innocence by Puffie reviews
A loud scream from the library alerted the king and the bounty hunter. They found the unconscious Sin in there and he was traumatized when he woke up. What could have happened? OOC-ness, random humor and some references. Rated T ONESHOT
Guilty Gear - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Sin - Complete
o v e r t u r e by Dizzy-Kiske reviews
A short fanfiction of how Ky, Dizzy, Sol and more characters deal with Sin. Honestly, that ball of energy is not easy to take care of. Read here to see why. R & R please.
Guilty Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008
Captain Krystal Robyn by Jenna Cassie Herdz reviews
Captain Krystal Robyn is a pirate who has always held her own without anyone's help, and with good reason. For quite some time she's had to stay on the run and away from the one's she loves...until Captain Jack Sparrow caught up to her.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,638 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - [Capt. Jack Sparrow, OC] - Complete
Angel Assassin reviews
Peter met a mech-freak girl named Ava. But besides being a mechanical genius. Shes also something that Peter should trust yet also fear.
Spider-man Unlimited - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010