Hi! It's Evil Ninja Monkeys From Mars here!

Sup' person who is reading my profile?

Any ways...I will probably only wright stories for Maximum Ride, but I have hundreds, no, thousands of favorite books, so yeah.

I guess I will go back to writing my first one, then.

Okay!

Bye!

Au revoir!

That means leave.

Chow.

See y'all later...

please stop being such a stalker and go to some other fanfiction instead of staring at my profile!

Yeas, I am talking to you.

Not to be totally mean, but the point that you are still reading this is sort of freaking me out.

Huh, maybe they should make like a fanfiction stalker police.

Sooooooo...

OMG IS THAT A RANDOM GIANT PTERODACTYL!

Wow, you are a deticated stalker, you could have just been eaten by a--

HOLY SH-- !