BeautyandtheBear
 Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Hannah Montana. Hey I am Emily I am twelve years old and am totally in love with Jacob Black Emmett Cullen Jasper Hale and anything twilight, except edward. I also like Wizards of waverly place, The Big Bang Theory, Degrassi, The Office,Scrubs (I watch Waaaaaaaaaaaaay to much T.V.)Harry Potter and Vampire Academy. Top 11 thing YOU dont know about me (Because you are not awesome enough too know me!) 1.I could shop forever without taking a break or ever sitting down. 2. My Favorite game is Man Hunt 3. I am Really bad at putting make up on. 4.I have a spawn dog. But I love her! 5. I Cedric Diggory but hate Edward Cullen and Robert Pattinson. 6. I have a very sad obbsession with Taylor Lautner. 7. I Loooooooove anything Fashion. 8. I can hold my breath for 3 minutes 10 seconds 9. I am never out of energy. 10. My nick name is the energizer bunny. 11. Supposedly I was a magical pixie in my last life acorrding too Quizilla. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. Didn't write the poem below! Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad if u hate child abuse, post this on ur profile!! Please read-true story (not me) I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have seen the Twilight movie more than 5 times, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this into your profile Emmett's the strongest. Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you backwhen you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat. Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead, who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, who holds your handin front of all his freinds, who thinks your beautiful without makeup, one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you, THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER! REMEMBER WHEN .. i'll stay awake till тωιℓιɢнт Tαкє Tнє Gσσ∂ Wιтн Tнє Bα∂, When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand Emmett Cullen Edward may prefer Brunettes But Rosalie is blonde and all I want is Emmett. You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile.For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you call everyone in the phone book that has the last name Cullen. Crazy is when you honestly believe Edward exists. Crazy is when everytime you read the word twilight, or a characters name from twilight, you have a small fit and underline that part in the book.Crazy is when you spend hours searching emmett cullen on the internet thinking about how no boy in your school will ever be enough.If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! Harry Potter CONTAINS DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS!! Ships I support in Harry Potter(mostly canon) Harry/Ginny Ron/Hermione Remus/Tonks James/Lily Teddy Lupin/Victoire Weasley Neville/Luna(not canon,but I think they make a cute couple) Scorpius/Rose Random Harry Potter stuff that I found on other people's profiles that I loved and wanted to add to mine All the different lines Minerva McGonagall has made students write: "If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!" "I will not tell everyone that I overheard my sister saying, 'So I was like, 'Avada Kadavra!' and he was like, 'Dead.' " "I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling." "I will not call Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret." "Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar!" "I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort." "I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month." "I will not say 'dude, get a life' to the Dark Lord." "I will not ask Professor Snape why he stole Batman's cape." "I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book. "I will not spread rumors saying, 'When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.' " "I will not tell Penelope Clearwater that Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy." "I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard!" when sent to the headmasters office." "I will not send You-Know-Who a letter saying, 'I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!' " "Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda." "I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class" "If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm." "I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand." "I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing." "I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens." "I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals." "I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween" "I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton." Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn) If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile. If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account. If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile. If you missed Hogwarts as much as Harry while searching for Horcruxes with him, copy this into your profile. If you think Bellatrix is creepy and should have been killed by Neville (not that there's anything wrong with Molly Weasly kicking her but) copy and paste this in to your profile If you are a Ravenclaw like me Post this in your profile! Wit beyond measure is a mans greatest treasure! If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, xNymphadoraxTonksx. miss sophie potter, Renesmee-worththefight, BeautyandtheBear, This is a tribute to all who died fighting Tom Marvolo Riddle Aka: Voldemort First off, I must say, Rest in Peace: James and Lily Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black (The True Mauraders) Nymphadora Tonks, Professor Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creavy, Dobby, Hedwig, Regulus Black, Charity Burbedge, Mad-Eye Moody, Cedric Diggory, Grindewald, Sturgis Podmore, Gregorvitch, Benjy Fenwick, Edward Bones, Gideon and Fabian Prewitt, Dorcas Meadows, Marlene McKinnon, Caradoc Dearborn, and all the brave souls that were lost to the War against Voldemort. May you all rest in Peace, and Remember you're never forgotten To James and Lily, In Remembrance …In Remembrance to Severus Snape…. ….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor… ...without all the red and gold crap. …In Remembrance to Fred Weasley… …Who fought bravely to the very end…. …And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half… …And will loyally await his soul mate and brother… … with many jokes… ...he's got forever to think of them, right? …In Remembrance to Dobby… …Who was more free and full of love… ...than any elf, and most humans. ….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin…. ...the last real Marauderer... …who was not just a wonderful father… ….a incredible husband and brave hero… ...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf. ….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks… …who died for ‘the greater good’… ...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora. …In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody…. …who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive… ...and scared the crap out of some kids too. …In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort…. …who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger… …but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end …In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore… …whose past and wisdom confused us… …whose seeming betrayal shocked us… …but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end... ...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing. In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange… … because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra! She deserved everything she got and more. …In Remembrance of Colin Creevey… …who we really didn’t know too well… …but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war… …so he must’ve done something good… …besides stalking Harry. …In Remembrance of Hedwig… ...Harry actual first friend… ...who lived and died soaring.(from athe profile of 14hp1) Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, PrettyFanGirl, creative-writing-girl13, 14hp1, miss sophie potter, Renesmee-worththefight, Beautyandthebear, "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you." A friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" A friend will help you up when you fall, but a best friend will point, laugh, and draw more attention to the fact that you fell. A friend will split their lunch with you if you forgot yours, but a best friend will guard their food, stick out their tongue, and say, "You should have brought your own lunch, stupid! Now back off mine!" A friend will ask before eating something at your house, but a best friend will come into your house, barely say hello, and head straight to your fridge. A friend will ring your doorbell and wait patiently, but a best friend will pound on your door incessantly until you open it fifteen seconds later and say, "This situation could have been avoided if you had simply left your door unlocked!" A friend will use the common, "I think that shirt would look nice with jeans," suggestion, but a best friend will say, "YOU IDIOT! Why are you wearing a skirt with that shirt?!" and will then proceed to tear your closet apart looking for the jeans that are in your dresser drawer, which she, of course, already knew. She will then say, "Your room looks like crap. Clean up much?" A friend will ask if they can show you a song and will then pull it up on youtube, but a best friend will buy it and transfer it to your iPod and then tell you to listen to it or suffer their extreme displeasure. A friend will agree to a game of cards, but a best friend will agree, then proceed to suggest 52-pickup and begin the game before you agree. A friend will tell you to ignore the mean girls calling you names, but a best friend will keep the insults coming until a teacher walks down the hall, and will then drag you around the corner to listen as the mean girls get chewed out. A friend will wake you up if you fall asleep in class, but a best friend will raise their hand and shout out across the whole room to the teacher that you are drooling on their book. (trust me, you will not fall asleep in that class again) A friend will let you sleep in as late as you want after you fall asleep at four, but a best friend will wake you up half an hour later simply because they drank too much coffee and can't sleep and feel you should share their punishment. A friend will stay on the phone with you as long as you need to talk, but a best friend will stay on the phone until they arrive at your house and will then stay there until you kick them out four days later when you are completely recovered. A friend will laugh about a prank a teacher pulled on you, but a best friend will help you plot and carry out your revenge while laughing. (being in a prank war with your teacher is just plain awesome) A friend will tell you not to ask a stupid question in class, but a best friend will ask the question for you and loudly proclaim that it was you who wanted to know in the first place. A friend would get mad at you if you did something they didn't like, but a best friend would give you a death threat.One SONG can spark a moment One FLOWER can wake the dream This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. P.S: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you. A Dads Poem Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. one by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there. "Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout. And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day." The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom and looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on. And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique. "My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone. "Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart" With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud. "I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far. You see he was a fireman and died just this past year when airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away." And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother’s amazement, she witnessed with surprise. A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side. "I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out. And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose. And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star. And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far. If your a CHRISTIAN, a firm believer in JESUS CHRIST, the SON of GOD, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven. If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile. If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you’ve been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile. If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. (I got a black eye.) Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF! If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever had a conversation with a cat, copy and paste this into your profile If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don't just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile. If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever shouted out random things and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile. If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile. If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.(Just the other day when I was watching Titanic and Jack Died) Copy and paste if you sleep with a teddy bear! If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Littlewhisker Patronus Charm, xNyphadoraxTonksx,miss sophie potter, Renesmee-worththefight, Beautyandthebear, Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid. They say "guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood ther and yelled BANG I dont think you'd kill too many people. So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil? when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to I like the idea of karma. you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it. Beware! For my place of employment has given me a NEW weapon...THE BUBBLE WRAP! Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star for every reason I love you.I was doing great, but I ran out of stars. People like you are the reason people like me need medication. Don’t mess with me I've got a stick I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. "Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate." I was gifted, but the physchiatrist took away my powers. I am a fruit-loop in a world full of Cheerios Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. you jump of a cliff, I laugh even harder. I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends(true, true) Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger better idiot proof programs and the universe trying to produce bigger better idiots.So far the universe is winning. "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes." All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days" Girls are like butterflies they're pretty to see and hard to catch. Girls are so cool, that's why when boys look at us they drool. God made man before women because you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. I don't need to wear make-up because I have natural beauty. I don't need your attitude... I've got my own. I'm not a complicated woman; I'm just good at complicating things. It's a girls world, guys just live in it. The only boy who deserves you is the on who thinks he doesn't. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Directions to Llama-land: You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us! I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement. When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own damn lemonade! Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. When in doubt, make up words! Don’t mess with me- I’ve got a stick and I’m not afraid to hit you with it. If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from? A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly. Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese! When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip ‘n slide. No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me! The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. I don’t suffer from insanity- I enjoy every minute of it. I smile because I have no idea what’s going on. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that individuality is the key to success. Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure. There's nothing wrong with taking to objects, it's when they start talking back that you need to worry. Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter. A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are? We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud.But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong. The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. ~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, 14hp1, miss sophie potter, Renesmee-worththefight, Beatyandthebear, Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man / woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened 11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about w h o you trust next time around. 12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. 13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. REMEMBER: Girls Wait for the boy who will drop everything for you at any time of the day just to see you. Wait for the boy that will make an ordinary moment seem magical. Wait for the boy that you can't help but smile when you see, and when he smiles, you know he needs you. Wait for the boy who will be your best friend. the one who wants to show you off to the world even in your sweats with no make up...but most of all, wait for the boy who will put you in the center of the universe, because he is obviously the center of yours. A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will give you your favorite book for your Birthday. A best friend will give you a used scribbled on notebook and directions to llama land. Friendship Poem- Good FRIENDS are hard to find, Harder to leave, And IMPOSSIBLE to forget, A BEST-FRIEND, is like a four-leaf clove, Hard to find, And lucky to have, Best friends, Are the sibilings, God forgot to give us, True friendship NEVER ends, Friends are FOREVER, Most people walk in and out of your life, But only TRUE FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart. Twilight Oath I promise to remember Bella ╔══╦══╦══╗ I have been diagnosed In my mind... You know you live in the 21st century when... 1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. I cdnuolt blviee taht I cloud aulactly uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanig. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in wht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be tatol mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wohle. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipomorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in God put this in your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, c If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If you think people on Fanfiction who can't tell the difference between "your" and "you're" schould go back to first grade, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ, copy and paste this into your profile opy and paste this into your profile. |
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