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 Author has written 2 stories for Twilight. FAVORITE TWILIGHT STUFFY STUFF!! You missed the party. Princess theme. She made me wear a crown, and then Emily suggested they all try out her new play makeup on me. You know, Jake, maybe you should think about getting a life. Bella, I think you need stitches. I’m not going to let you bleed to death So are you going to be my Valentine? Since you didn’t get me a fifty-cent box of candy, it’s the least you can do. Well, I’m so sorry that I can’t be the right kind of monster for you, Bella. I guess I’m just not as great as a bloodsucker, am I? But I’ll never see anyone else, Bella. I only see you. Even when I close my eyes and try to see something else. Ask Quil or Embry. It drives them all crazy. They were all here, all together, but that was not what froze me where I stood and had my jaw dropping to the floor. It was Edward. It was the expression on his face. I’d seen him angry, and I’d seen him arrogant, and once I’d seen him in pain. But this – this was beyond agony. His eyes were half-crazed. He didn’t look up to glare at me. He stared down at the couch beside him with an expression like someone had lit him on fire. His hands were rigid claws at his side. I’m not going to lie, Bells. You’re hideous. You know how you drown a blonde, Rosalie? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool. Hey, do you know what you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever. Silently, I lifted my doggy bowl off the floor. Then, with a quick, powerful flip of my wrist, I threw it into the back of Blondie’s head so hard that – with an earsplitting bang – it smashed flat before it ricocheted across the room and snapped the round top piece off the thick newel post at the foot of the stairs. It’s been almost a century that Edward’s been alone. Now he’s found you. You can’t see the changes that we see, we who have been with him for so long. Do you think any of us want to look into his eyes for the next hundred years if he loses you? Your best friend is a werewolf? Edward was right—you’re a magnet for danger. Weren’t you supposed to be staying out of trouble? Edward is such a grouch when he doesn’t get his way. You’d think I was shoving bamboo splinters under your nails. I know – I’ll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors. I’ve seen vampire venom work miracles, but there are conditions that even venom cannot overcome. Her heart is working too hard now; if it should fail… there won’t be anything for me to do. Try to find Alistair and tell him what happened. I’d hate to think of him hiding under a rock for the next decade. OMC, I'ma have so much Emmett stuff. LOL, love his sense of humor xD I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around. You’re monopolizing the bride. Let me dance with my little sister. This could be my last chance to make her blush. Aw, what a waste. And here you’re probably the one person who could take him – since he can’t get in your head to cheat – and you had a perfect excuse, too. I’ve been dying to see how he’d do without that advantage. I’m sure you’ll ace your classes… apparently there’s nothing interesting for you to do at night besides study. ‘Bout time somebody scored around here. You gonna back down so easy, little sister? Not much wild about you, is there? I bet that cottage doesn’t have a scratch. Did Edward tell you how many houses Rose and I smashed? Hard to feel confident when you’re surrounded by horse-sized wolves. LOL, EDWARD TIME!! You scared me for a minute there. I thought Newton was dragging your dead body off to bury it in the woods. Do I dazzle you? You’re not a magnet for accidents — that’s not a broad enough classification. You are a magnet for trouble. If there is anything dangerous within a ten-mile radius, it will invariably find you. The only guess I have is that maybe your mind doesn’t work the same way the rest of theirs do. Like your thoughts are on the AM frequency and I’m only getting FM. I hear voices in my mind and you’re worried that you’re the freak. When you walked past me, I could have ruined everything Carlisle has built for us, right then and there. If I hadn’t been denying my thirst for the last, well, too many years, I wouldn’t have been able to stop myself. To me, it was like you were some kind of demon, summoned straight from my own personal hell to ruin me. In that one hour, I thought of a hundred different ways to lure you from the room with me, to get you alone. And I fought them each back, thinking of my family, what I could do to them. I had to run out, to get away before I could speak the words that would make you follow… Do you really have any idea how important you are to me? Any concept at all of how much I love you? The outside world holds no interest for me without you. Edward Cullen, Eclipse, Chapter 2, p.49 You’re quite adorable when you’re jealous. It’s surprisingly enjoyable. You are the only one who has ever touched my heart. It will always be yours. Holding grudges is not one of your many talents. Yes, but you’re such a bad liar that it doesn’t really count. Nobody believes you. I had no right to want you — but I reached out and took you anyway. And now look what’s become of you! Trying to seduce a vampire. Bella, I see what you’re doing. You’re trying to make everyone else happy. And I don’t care about anyone else’s feelings. I only need you to be happy. Don’t worry about breaking the news to Alice. I’ll take care of it. I promise she won’t make you feel guilty. The moment Bella’s heart stops beating, I will be begging for you to kill me. No. It’s not better. But I’m not going to force her to do anything that makes her unhappy now. Whatever happens, this makes her feel better. I’ll deal with the rest afterward. I’ll deal with whatever comes. I won’t cause her pain now. ust a few seconds more, Bella. Then she’ll go annoy someone else. As I sped back to Forks doing ninety, I wasn’t sure where I was going. To say goodbye to my father? Or to embrace the monster inside me? The road flew away beneath my tires. But Momma, I want to help. I love you, too, Momma. We’ll always be together. You’re worrying about all the wrong things, Bella. Trust me on this — none of us are in jeopardy. You are under too much strain as it is; don’t add to it with wholly unnecessary worries. Listen to me! Our family is strong. Our only fear is losing you. Well, I suppose we should get on with it. And then I can call your friends and tell them where to find you, and my little message. So, did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what? I’ve never seen him act like that. Did you see the size of that Jacob kid? I think he could take Cullen down. That’s Edward. He’s gorgeous, of course, but don’t waste your time. He doesn’t date. Apparently none of the girls here are good-looking enough for him. What is she to me? Except a menace — a danger you’ve chosen to inflict on all of us. I don’t want Edward that way, Bella. I never did — I love him as a brother, but he’s irritated me from the first moment I heard him speak. You have to understand, though . . . I was so used to people wanting me. And Edward wasn’t the least bit interested. It frustrated me, even offended me in the beginning. But he never wanted anyone, so it didn’t bother me long. Even when we first met Tanya’s clan in Denali — all those females! — Edward never showed the slightest preference. And then he met you. You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair. The more time he spends here, the less chance there is that we’ll ever get the smell out. BELLA! So you are trying to irritate me to death? Since Tyler’s van didn’t do the job? The truth was that I wanted to hear his voice again, like I had in the strange delusion Friday night. For that brief moment, when his voice came from some other part of me than my conscious memory, when his voice was perfect and honey smooth rather than the pale echo my memories usually produced, I was able to remember without pain. The image of Edward in the meadow—glowing, shimmering like his skin was made of a million diamond facets—was burned into my memory. No human who saw that would ever forget. For several years, my biggest personality trait was going to be thirsty. It would take some time before I could be me again. And even when I was in control of myself, I would never feel exactly the way I felt now. Human… and passionately in love. I wanted the complete experience before I traded in my warm, breakable, pheromone-riddled body for something beautiful, strong… and unknown. I wanted a real honeymoon with Edward. And, despite the danger he feared this would put me in, he’d agreed to try. But most significant in this tidal wave of happiness was the surest fact of all: I was with Edward. Forever. I knew it was working then, so I concentrated even harder, dredging up specific memories I’d saved for this moment, letting them flood my mind, and hopefully his as well. Some of the memories were not clear – dim human memories, seen through weak eyes and heard through weak ears: the first time I’d seen his face… the way it felt when he’d held me in the meadow… the sound of his voice through the darkness of my faltering consciousness when he’d saved me from James… his face as he waited under a canopy of flowers to marry me… every precious moment from the island… his cold hands touching our baby through my skin… And the sharp memories, perfectly recalled: his face when I’d opened my eyes to my new life, to the endless dawn of immortality… that first kiss… that first night… Now you know. No one’s ever loved anyone as much as I love you. WHOO!! Loved the ending of BD!! 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I have BD and Twilight both as gifts Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie? Midnight Sun, BD is already out. What's your dream ending to the series? Edward turns Bella into a vampire. Everyone accepts her. Jake imprints. Leah finds her love. Everyone lives happily ever after! TADA! xD Favorites: BELLA!! Who's your favorite vampire? EDWARD!! ( Who is your favorite werewolf? WHOO!! JACOB!! COURSE! What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? "I promise that this will be the last time you’ll see me. I won’t come back. I won’t put you through anything like this again. You can go on with your life without any more interference from me. It will be as if I’d never existed." -Edward (OME, when Edward said that, I was about to cryy! T.T What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment? In the meadow = What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment? I loved it when they were riding the motorcycles. = Bella heard Edward's voice..hehe How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment? I loved the part when Alice first met Bella and was like, "You do smell nice, I've never noticed before." What was your favorite adventure/battle? Like it when they were "fighting" the Volturi in BD Which book cover was your favorite? Eclipse Are these books among your favorite books of all? All except Breaking Dawn This or That? Twilight or New Moon? Twilight New Moon or Eclipse? Eclipse Eclipse or Twilight? Eclipse Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun? Before it was Breaking Dawn, now it's Midnight Sun since I already have BD Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie? Midnight Sun The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn? Breaking Dawn (My fav.) Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? Edward! Jacob deserves better Who do you like more: Bella or Edward? Edward!! IF COURSE!! Bella or Jacob? Jacob Bella or Alice? Bella Alice or Jacob? JACOB! Rosalie or Alice? Alice Jasper or Alice? Alice Jasper or Edward? EDWARD!! Carlisle or Esme? Carlisle Emmett or Jasper? Jasper Emmett or Jacob? Jacob Bella or Rosalie? Bella Esme or Charlie? Esme Charlie or Carlisle? Carlisle Charlie or Billy? Billy Jacob or Sam? JACOB!! sam or Quil? Quil Quil or Embry? Embry Who's the better villain: James or Victoria? James Werewolves or Vampires? Werepires = Movie Stuff: How did you first find out about the movie? My friends and internet. Are you excited? YES!! What do you think of the casting so far? Good, but I HATE how Jake looks with long hair Are you going to go see it? YEAH, FIRST DAY IT CAME OUT! Planning on going with anyone in particular? Friends Do you think it will stay true to the book? Maybe Breaking Dawn Speculation: Are you planning on buying this book as soon as it's out? Already did Do you think Bella will be turned into a vampire finally? WHOO!! Definitely! Do you think she and Edward will get married? Yeahh Do you think Jacob might imprint in this book? Yeah Who do you think Bella will end up with : Edward or Jacob? Edward Do you think it will be a happy, sad, or shocking ending? HAPPY, loved the endingish. Who do you think will be the villain(s) of the book this time? I think maybe Jake or the werewolves getting revenge, but it was actually the Volturi How would you feel about a possible vampire / werewolf cross? Awesome = Will Charlie find out Edward is a vampire? MAYBE =P Will the vampires and werewolves continue the truce they had in Eclipse? KINDA If anyone, who do you think will die in this book? Maybe Seth? Jake? But no one actually did die. o.o For a twist: what would you think if Edward was somehow turned human? That would be AWESOME! Edward would be so happy!! Do you think Jacob will be over Bella by the end of the book? Well, no, probably not. But SM says Jake has imprinted, but he still loves Bella. = What do you most want to happen in Breaking Dawn? 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