For all of you who care...we are Carlisle's Coven...isabellEdward93, Vampirate1963, and DazzledbyEdward63. We have written all of these fanfictions together except if said otherwise. They are all Round Robins...(a round robin is a story that one starts and passes on to others until it is finished.)

We disclaim everything that isn't ours! Yeah...that's about it...ummm...awkward...(chirp...chirp...).

Where We Are At:

Why Her is DONE!! YAY all cheer Why Him (The sequel) will be posted shortly. - DazzledbyEdward63/Jami

Why Her?: Done!! :)

Why Him?:(seguel) First chapter will be poted soon! :)

Frost Bitten Waters:(Twilight/Titanic crossover) This is VERY close to being done. Only one more chapter will need to be written and then typing will begin.

Summary: When the Twilight characters intertwine in each others own lives after boarding the great Titanic.(Follows Titanic so there isn't much to summarize.)

Coeur de la Mer: (Twilight/Pirates of the Caribbean 3 crossover) We just started this one and it should be written faster than the rest because we know exactly how it will go.

Summary: Alice and Bella, cousins, are betrothed to Marine officers because of their parents' business failure. When on their way to Port Royal to be wed, they are attacked by pirates which leads to being shipwrecked on a stranded island. After a feirce storm pirates come to look for supplies finding and rescuing them both. Follows POTC 3 (almost).

Heaven's Key: (Twilight fanfic) Just began writting. On chapter 2 right now, but it will be really good when we finally get it done.

Summary: Bella, Alice, & Jasper travel to a hospital on a historical field trip to discover what life was like during the Spanish Influenza. When Bella feels light headed she stumbles into an empty room after entering an off limits wing to find a restroom. A figure of a bronze haired boy with green eyes is found as a reflextion in a mirror. Bella is confused and when safe at home she finds that he has come out of the mirror and followed her. If Edward died during the Spanish Influenza but never found the key to heaven would finding Bella in the future be his golden key to happiness.

Twilight fanfic:This will be about the Holocost(I spelled that wrong, I think). This will be started after the POTC/Twilight crossover.

Here is a little bit about us...

DazzledbyEdward63... Whats up...ummm...Yeah...so...I met isabellEdward93 and Vampirate1963 a couple years ago and have been friends ever since. We all love to write and isabellEdward93 and I love to read. I forced Vampirate1963 to read Twilight and she fell in love as did all of us. We have been obssesed with Johnny Depp for who knows how long and only about a couple weeks ago we fell in love with Hugh Jackman. And Rob has a spot in our hearts along with them. Our rooms are filled with posters and random pics of all of them. Again...Obssesed!! Our favorite person on fanfiction is Capella85. She ROX!! We LOVE music and at the moment obssesed with Adam Lambert. I love to draw and dance and in my spare time make up my own dances and teach them to isabellEdward93 and Vampirate1963.I am also a grammer freak. I do ALL the editing and stuff...whispers...They are really bad spellers and stuff. CARROTS!! (I swear I don't have terrets) P.S. I'm using the name Jami(alter ego..don't ask...I have many...but that's another story.) P.S.S. Adam Labert should have won american idol!! GRF!!

Vampirate1963...Umm...well what should i ramble about...im good at rambling...anyway...i am probably the craziest one out of the three of us, but isabellaEdward93 does talk to herself...but then again so do i. Um yes i am one of the many Twilight fans or dorks as i like to call my fellow Twi-hards. And im the reason that the others are obssesed with Johnny Depp, and probably Hugh Jackman...stupid Austriala! (watch it!! it's amazing) Um lets see...what else...Trans-Siberian-Orchestra is the only Christmas music i listen to, because the are amazing (go listen to them now!) i have two annoying brothers that get on my nerves and other than isabellEdward93 and dazzledbyEdward63 i'm probably the only 17 year old that loves to listen to Disney music and watch the movies. !! Lion King is my favorite!! Gotta love the classics!! um...i love to watch movies over and over and over again...i have a passion for drawing and wanna go to an art school...i would die if i didn't have my own room, friends and of course music!! I'm going to use the name Jackie on here just so you all know...alter ego...blah blah blah...don't ask...Capella85 is awesome and am totaly addicted to her stories...they are really amazing!! Follow me on twitter: @Glampire92. Well that is just about it for me...

I WILL BE MOVING ANYTHING I HAVE WRITTEN TO MY OWN ACCOUNT SOON COMPLETED OR NOT, I INTEND ON COMPLETING ANY UNFINISHED WORKS ON THAT ACCOUNT! MY NEW ACCOUNT IS : http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3747341/Fallings_Just_Like_Flying

isabellEdward93...okey dokey..(my word vampirate!)anyways..i strongly disagree with vampirate about who is the craziest..insanest..mentalist..i guarentee my mind would scare edward, and anyone else away for life. Capella85 is..freaking...well..no words. i have no life so im on fanfic a bunch. She by far is the best writer and has the most interesting and drawing stories i have read..i see everything that is said or that i read in my head as it goes on like a movie..like i said mental.. and i not only talk to myself but argue with myself..and loose. X-men is freaking sweet, and johnny depp is my idol..i have made a pact with my other selves..(dont ask) that i must meet him before i die..probably wont happen but whatever..um..i loath school with every fiber in my being. i try (and usually succeed) to be invisible..for the sake of the poor innocent homosapians.. i myself am a proud alien.. I am obssessed with obssesions and share the same obsessions with my fellow coven members, one of which is vampire diaries which by all reason i should hate but dont but i do think it would be much more interesthing if Damon just killed Stephan and went all old-world vamp on, well, the present world..well..thats not even close to everything i could share but i would prefer not to scare you away if i havent already..(i have that effect on people)..oh and one last bit..i will also be going by Jazz on fanfic..thats not my name but the name of a fellow alter ego. isabellEdward93 is to long to type every time..

This is random crap that no one cares about, but we think is awesome...so read it anyway...

Hugh Jackman has tree trunks for arms.

And Rob Pattinson does not.

There is no Team James!

Adam Labert is our American Idol.(We know he is gay and we don't care!)

Do not EVER mention blue chairs to us! We will DIE!!

Jack from of titanic should have got on the stupid headboard or found one of his own dang it!

Cal should have died too dang it!

Jaz hates K-Mart (pist...she works there)

Miley Cyrus is OVERATED!!

So is Megan Fox!!

Craig Ferguson is awesome and funny...you should watch it...(mon. thru friday 12:35 on CBS...WATCH IT!!)

Hugh Jackman's eyebrow thing is cool! Look out for it.

Criss Angel is magic.

Ghost Hunters ROX! (Wednesdays @ 9:00 on Scifi...WATCH IT!!)

Black and bleeding roses are AMAZING!!

Everyone should hate clowns...cause they scare people...STUPID CLOWNS!!

Swingsets are COOL!!

Lord of the Rings is Funny & Cool too!

X-men is freaking amazing...HUGH JACKMAN!!

Alice's hair should have been black in Twilight dangit!

Unbound Captives is going to be an amazing movie 'cause Rob Pattinson and Hugh Jackman are both going to be in it!! YAY!!

MOUNTAIN DEW AND DORRITOES ARE AMAZING! If you don't like them you suck butt...jk.

We are TEAM EDWARD!!

Flys SUCK!

RIP Lution

Cadywompuss! (Don't ask...look it up...but I think I spelled it wrong)

If you don't like Disney movies then you need to release your inner kid.

Johnny Depp is our IDOL! (Did we say that already? Hehehe)

Vampire Diaries is amazing and Damon is our favorite! (Watch it! Thursdays on the CW @ 8:00)

Things that make us mad...or annoy us to death...

Group work

Shopping for tampons/pads

Johnny Depp's side burns in Blow

The names Gurtrude and Crap Bag (though the last is not technically a name)

Things that are 99 cents (why not just round up?)

Preps

Places that don't sell Rolling Stone Magazine.

The idea of being normal

The word fratinizing(spelling...I know)

Johnny Depp's character from Spongbob

Guys that show their underware/boxers

Nipple peircings

Golem from Lord of the Rings(He needs a shirt!...a LONG shirt!)

Fletcher (Australia...the movie...with Hugh Jackman.)

King George (Also from Australia, also needs a shirt, and pants, how about a robe?)

Having to pee and people not being able to go for you.

Cat puke

gay stop signs( don't ask...well... ones that aren't straight...we have one in our neighborhood..GRF!)

People that don't let non-members reveiw their fanfics

Homosapiens..(i.e. humans)

Death

Words that we don't like/bug us

thrust

grind

succulent

Intercourse

Cool Names...

Jazmyne(Jasmine...looks cooler the other way.) Nuhla Logan Sawyer

Cayden Coryn Carlisle Argorn Lucian Itor Tao Aurora

Cheyenne Olivia Alicia Caribbean Jasper Jordyn Charlotte Garrett

Jami Zaphrina Caius

Quotes...

"To wish you were someone else is to waste the person that you are."--unknown

"If you can't understand my silence, you will not understand my words."--unknown

"The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because it's only intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles, wood rots, people well they die, but things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend, they go on and on." -- Chuck Palahniuk

"May the wind always be on your back and the sun upon your face and may the winds of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars." --Johnny Depp

"Grief has limits, whereas apprehension has none. For we grieve only for what we know has happened, but we fear all that possiby may happen."--Pliny

"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity."--E.A. Poe

"Look into my eye's, focus on my power."--Criss Angel

"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today."--James Dean

"There are four questions of value in life...What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dieing for? The answer to each is the same. ONLY LOVE."--Johnny Depp

"Why? I have absolutly nothin' i wanna' do in Indiana."--Johnny Depp John Dillanger/Public Enemies

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference."--Robert Frost

"One day men will look back and say I gave birth to the twentieth century."--Jack the Ripper

"One persons craziness is another persons reality."--Tim Burton

"Goodnight sweet prince. May flights of Devils wing you to your rest."--Kirsten Dunst Claudia/Interview with a Vampire

"Evil is a point of veiw."--Anne Rice

"Wow, Coocookachu got screwed."--Hugh Jackman Wolvarine/X-men origins

"When I die bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass."--Uknown

"Life sucks, and then you die! Yeah, I should be so lucky."--Stephenie Meyer Jacob Black/Breaking Dawn"

"It will be as if I never existed."--Stephenie Meyer Edward Cullen/New Moon

"Now, bring me that horizon."--Johnny Depp Captain Jack Sparrow/P.O.T.C.

"How long have you chased the dragon, Inspector?"--Jack-the-Ripper/From Hell

"Most people like to own things, ya know, land, luggage, other people, makes'em feel secure. But all that can be taken away, and in the end the only thing you really own is your story."-- Hugh Jackman; Drover/ Australia

"You build on failure. You use it as a stepping stone. Close the door on the past. You don't try to forget the mistakes, but you don't dwell on it. you don't let it have any of your energy, or any of your time, or any of your space. "--Johnny Cash

"There's a difference between a faliure and a fiasco,...a fiasco is a disaster of mythic propotions."--Orlando Bloom

"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize, what you heard is not what I meant."--Robert McClosky

"Why is the rum gone?"--Johnny Depp Captain Jack Sparrow/P.O.T.C.

"If you're trying to please everyone, then you're not going to make anything that is honestly yours."--Viggo Mortenson

"True friends think your a good egg. Even though they know your slightly cracked."--Unknown

"You laugh at me because I am different, but I laugh at you because you are all the same."--Unknown

"Haukuna Matata, It means no worries."--The Lion King

Copy and Pasters...

I Understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no stinking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the heck can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh hell, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, dumb-ass!

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.), NicNack4U (Arnold, Aladdin, Captain Jack Sparrow, Drake Parker, Josh Nichols, Crazy Steve, Spencer, Victor van-Dort, Cosmo, Troy Bolton, Chad Danforth, Ryan Evans, Logan Reese, Chase Matthews, Pharaoh Atem/Yami, Joey Wheeler, Seto Kaiba, Duke Devillin, Jafar, Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Danny Fenton/Phantom). jafarjasmineforever2005: Jafar, Aladdin, Frollo, and lot's more (There's been tons).Takara410 (Itachi,aladdin,snaraku,seshomaru,sasori ,dei -dei kun Jack sparrow, will turner ,crazy steve, freddy, micheal myer swhen he was younger,hao, zuko and tons more ooh CHASE YOUNG a sexy beast.), OutcastToReality(L from Death Note, Jokergirl24 (The Joker),AgentxOfxChaos (The Joker and Wolverine),Carlisle'sCoven(all the twilight guys, a very vast majority of Johnny Depp's charactors, Wolverine, Drover, and a ton more.)

Homophobia: irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against homosexuality or homosexuals. This does NOT mean you are AFRAID of homosexuals, it simply means you discriminate them. There is a common misconception of the meaning of the word. Put this in your profile if you are against homophobia.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you're not stupid enough to believe music causes suicide, copy and paste.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have multiple voices in your head put this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you LOVE LOVE Wolverine, copy and paste!

If you are not-so-secretly from another planet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you ARE the insane friend, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe someone you know is a vampire, copy and paste this onto your profile.(Our art teacher)

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If your so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think it's vampires playing ball, copy this to your profile.

If you think Mike should be run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever played with fire, copy and paste this into your profile.

If the voices actually DO talk to you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!

Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed--I'm not a can.

"When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE."

If you think Simon Cowell Speaks the truth copy and paste this into you profile.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

If you hate child abuse and think people who abuse children should be put in jail for life with no one to be there for them, copy and paste this to your profile, because they hurt their kids in a way that nobody deserves to be hurt for doing nothing.

Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires, and he knew it wasn't right, but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

I am “POPULAR”, so I MUST be a rude stuck up brat
I'm AUTISTIC, so I MUST be mean and have no self control
I get STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST be a weird
I'm a "NERD", so I MUST have mental issues
I am in BAND, so I MUST be a freak
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST think I'm better
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's butt
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be alesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN OLIVE SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a unromantic
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart alec
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a METHODIST, so I MUST be lazy not caring person
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I LOVE MY GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be giving them something
I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I have ADHD/ADD, so I MUST be a crazy-chick that you can't control.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST support everything that Bush does
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm SHORT, so I MUST compensate with something else
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I'm QUIET AND SHY, so I MUST be stuck-up. I'm IMPULSIVE, so I MUST be an idiot.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be dumb.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be prejudiced.
I WRITE, so I MUST be a loner.
I'm AWKWARD AROUND THE OPPOSITE SEX, so I MUST be a pimple-faced teen.
I'm FORGETFUL, so I MUST be doing it on purpose.
I sometimes SAY STUPID THINGS, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm TALL, so I MUST be good at basketball and volleyball.
I'm a GYMNAST, so I MUST be a wanna-be cheerleader.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST be hilarious.
I don't HAVE ANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be autistic

Stop sterotypes! Copy this into your bio., and bold what traits you have.

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This is Bunny, Bunny wants to dominate the planet Mars. Coppy an paste Bunny to your profile if you believe the native Marshins have had enough time in the seat of glory.

Copy and paste this in your profile if you would gladly drive to Forks, kidnap Jacob Black, and slap him with a rubber chicken until he admitted that Bella and Edward belong together, and that you are the awesomest person ever.

If you seriously want to just beat Jacob with a baseball bat and tell him to get over himself, copy/paste this to your profile.

If you're having some trouble grasping the fact that Edward is not real, copy/paste this to your profile.

If you run crazily down the street screaming "EDWARD!!" every time you see a Volvo, copy/paste this to your profile.

If you slap whoever tells you that vampires aren't real, copy/paste this to your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this into your profile
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901
If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this into your profile
If you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen...copy and paste this into your profile
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this to your profile.
If you pray every night for your Edward to turn up in your life...copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have AACNIB disorder (Addicted To All The Cullens Not Including Bella)...copy and paste this to your profile.
If you screamed over watching the Twilight trailers, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've screamed at someone who told you Edward was fictional, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you constantly search the roads for a silver Volvo, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you daydream about Edward appearing in your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you try to see how much you look like Bella each day, copy and paste this into your profile.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos:!...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
OnNytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And...I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!!...)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...
(Thanks to LuciFerBlayke)

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT and NEW MOON over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is the cutest boy on the planet copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your signature/profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you've ever fallen asleep at around 2 am reading Twilight , New Moon, and/or Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you walk around school looking for pale-skinned, inhumanly beautiful classmates with red or gold eyes, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person who walks into a door or wall, and then apologizes to it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this to your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy and paste this to your profile.(Brian's song in the middle of class..not a good idea)

If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this to your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, looney, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this to your profile

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

If you have had a ‘Blonde Moment’ copy and paste this to your profile. (I have and I'm not even a blonde!)

If you check the internet 5 times (or more) a day to see if there's any new Twilight news, copy and paste this to your profile

If you think your best friend's crazy for not reading Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and/or Breaking Dawn copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever had an unhealthy obsession with any -or all- of the Cullens and you don’t want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you don't want the problem to be solved, copy this onto your profile.

IF you have OCD (obsessive Cullen disorder)copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apperent reason, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever lost your sunglasses, then found then on your head, copy this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile. ( They're out to get me!! )

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you have a case of JDOCD (Johnny Depp obssesive compulsive disorder) that should require therapy, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, to your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA HURT SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree!!

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.-

If Orlando Bloom told you to "stop breathing", 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing.

If you love inside jokes, but hate when you have no clue what some of them mean copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are nosy copy and paste this to your rofile.

If you love life copy and paste this to your profile!!

If you ever feel like stuffed animals are looking at you copy and paste this to your profile.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh about how you laugh. Crazy is when you read books of essays over a book you like. Crazy is when you chase a random person all over the place and then say "Tag You're it!" when you finally catch them. Crazy is when you break your foot at your church's camp. Crazy is when you: put five intertubes, a baby intertube on your head, one noodle under each arm, a noodle in between your legs, have a snorkle and goggles on, jump in the pool, and make up a random story about a guy who is scared of drowning at his hotel pool in Hawii. Crazy is when you run around with a baby's lifesaver shaped pool floatie on your head yelling 'Look at my Sombrero! Crazy is when you spend an entire eight hour car ride staring out the window trying to figure out the answers to random questions like why you can't see the individual eraser shavings on the pencil's eraser. Crazy is when you argue with your alter egoes and lose . . . . . If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, All The Pretty Horses, VampiresWizardsCentaursohmy, AlreadyGone25, Jacovi, Carlisle'sCoven.

Emmett's the strongest.
Rosalie's the hottest.
Edward's the fastest.
Bella's the clumsiest
Alice's the quirkiest.

But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous.

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Emmett

2. Jasper

3. Bella

4. Rose

5. Alice

6. Carlisle

7. Billy

8. Jacob

9. Esme

10. Edward

11. James

12. Nessie

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Carlisle & James)

No, no. Awkward.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Rose)

NO! I’m not lesbo!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Nessie, Jacob)

Well, wouldn’t be that weird if Jacob got Nessie pregnant, but it’s a little weird that Nessie got Jacob pregnant. It couldn’t happen. If guys could get pregnant though, Edward would kill them.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?(Esme)

Not really, she is only mentioned, not the main character.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?(Jasper & Carlisle)

HELL NO!! EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!! I would have to cut off my tongue then shoot my tongue!!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (Alice & Esme or Alice & Edward)

Ummmm…Alice and Edward because they are funny together.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?(Billy, Jasper & Nessie)

That would be gross! Jasper would never do that to Alice. I would hope Nessie would be older. Billy can’t stay out of anyone’s business can he.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Bella & Edward)

Ugh…couldn’t I get more interesting people! Sheesh. Ok here goes…Bella Alice and Jasper travel to a hospital on a historical filed trip to discover what life was like during the Spanish Influenza. When Bella forgets to take her pills she stumbles into an empty room after entering an off limits wing to find a restroom. A figure of a bronze haired boy with green eyes is found as a reflection in a mirror. Bella is confused and when safe at home finds that he has come out of the mirror and followed her. If Edward died during the Spanish Influenza, but never found the key to heaven, would finding Bella in the future be his golden key to happiness.

Yeah…awesome right? Well…hope so cause this will be one of our stories in the near future.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?(Emmett & Jacob)

Sure, if Emmett was high and Jacob was dressed as a woman and passed out drunk.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Billy & Nessie)

Ummmm…A Father-in-Law? Maybe about Billy giving Nessie advice after Jacob goes missing or something like that.

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?( Emmett, Carlisle, Nessie)

Warning…Emmett can make any fanfic awkward.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

? A couple weeks ago… A fanfic about Alice and Jasper.

14. "(1)(Emmett) and (7)(Billy) are in a happy relationship until (7)(Billy) runs off with (4)(Rose). (1)(Emmett), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11)(James) and a brief unhappy affair with (12)(Nessie), then follows the wise advice of (5)(Alice) and finds true love with (3)(Bella).”

I really don’t think I need to comment… it’s already awkward enough without me saying anything.

-Put on by dazzledbyEdward63/Jami. Copy and Paste and delete my answers and make your own if you think it is a good idea and absolutely hilarious!

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