There is no Duncan at Highever when Howe reveals his true colors, but Edmund Cousland survives Howe's treachery along with the rightful heir of Highever, his nephew Oren. The Fereldan Civil War changes drastically when it's a Cousland who leads the resistance. This is a multiple perspective story that covers various plots including Couslands, Denerim, Orzammar, Fereldan Civil War.

The sun rises over Brockton Bay.

a collection of short ficlits that cover aspects of Sherlock's world. Not in chronological order, nor linked, but together adding up. Expel now up.

Parahumans, the so-called "wonders of the modern world" as some people called them. Nobody wanted to admit that they were the reason society was falling apart, that they were the ones that were making everything worse. But she knew. And she knew how she was going to fix this. [One-Shot] INFINITY WAR SPOILERS!

After a zombie epidemic, Lock (an unusual introspective zombie and former detective), encounters John Watson, an army doctor and human surviour and rescues him during a zombie attack. John quickly realises Lock is not like the others and both embark on an adventure that will change them move and transform the world.. (crappy summary is crappy)

Taylor Hebert dies in the locker. Then she wakes up in her grave, changed. Powerful. With faint memories of a life not her own. And why does she dream of a castle in the mountains?

With all the biohazards in the locker, blood poisoning was inevitable. Contamination was also to be expected. What happens when a dormant brew gets added to a parahuman at the exact moment of a trigger event?

"There is a dead darkspawn on the hood of my car." How one modern man deals with his sudden appearance in Ferelden. Rated T for strong language, violence, and sexual situations. OCs plus the entire ragtag DA:O team.

Shepard knows that destroying the Reapers will kill her. Trouble is, she's never been good at dying. The explosion of dark energy from the Crucible thrusts Shepard into a totally different universe. Post ME3 ending, DA2 Act 2 beginning. Please note that this is not a FemShep/F!Hawke fic. THIS STORY HAS RECENTLY BEEN EDITED TO ALIGN WITH GAME CANON REVEALED IN DA:I

The Heberts were passing through Ellisburg on the day of Nilbog's attack. And now, as one rises from the ashes of loss and death they learn that in order to fight a monster, one needs better monsters.

A Muggle-born Hogwarts student realizes an unexpectedly extreme danger from bringing the worlds of magic and science closer together. Inspired by events in Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.

After the Blight, there's nothing keeping Aunn on the surface. Certainly not offers of Amaranthine and more warden duties. There's so much regret and betrayal but there's only one place she wants to be. Needs to be. It's time to return to Orzammar and see what remains for her when her House is in shambles and she may have doomed her people. For dwarf appreciation week on Tumblr.

The conversation had already not gone how Solas had planned it when he brought up the vallaslin instead of his true motives but it turns out the way culture changes over time is the least of Orwen's concerns. Namely, why is everyone so convinced that she has the vallaslin when they're looking right at her and yes, in fact, she's already had this conversation with her keeper. A lot.

Still shaken after the events in his last investigation, young Mr Sherlock Holmes has much to prove by taking on a case to exonerate Inspector Lestrade from charges of corruption in another of his early cases. Who is the old Russian woman? And is Mycroft really getting married? Sequel to Postern Prison. COMPLETE!

Lestrade may have only "known" Sherlock for five years when the serial suicide murders started (Study in Pink), but he met him for the first time years before, when Sherlock was only sixteen. This is the story of their journey, both before, during and after. NEW story: A Pocketful of Rye

Watson looks back on his relationship with Holmes after Reichenbach, recanting what really happened and the truth about his dear friend. Will eventually contain HW slash.

AU. What if Maric did know about Alistair's life in Redcliffe and decided to do something about it?

Admiral Tian Jerjerrod tackles the impossible task of building the second Death Star.

ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..

Before Watson, there was Lestrade. Vignettes about Lestrade and Sherlock, pre-John, in no particular order, chronological or otherwise. Rated T for language, graphic injuries, drug use. Friendship, h/c, humour, adventure. Companion piece to LastSaskatchewanSpacePirate's "What You Don't Know About Greg Lestrade". See A/N in first chapter. NOW COMPLETE!

When Harry attempts to beat the goblins at financial arbitrage, it falls to Griphook to explain why the world isn't as simple as it might first seem. Based on situations from Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Taylor and Jack Slash are born in each other's places. Weaver is the infamous usurper of the Slaughterhouse Nine, while young Jacob Hebert forges his path through the underworld of Brockton Bay.

Seeker Cassandra has finally tracked down the Warden, three years after her old recruit Anders started the Mage-Templar War. How does a Seeker convince a mage to side with the Chantry?

John Watson is a respectable medical student in his early twenties. He has a nice flat, a good job... and he's best friends with a drug-addicted teenage street rat by the name of Sherlock Holmes. AU in which our heroes met many years earlier.

One mystery is fun. Two mysteries is even more fun. Three mysteries is hard work. Three mysteries and the unwanted attentions of a soul collector from 1974...? Maybe the Doctor has finally bitten off more than he can chew. [Rating up to a T, for deliciously creepy villainous intent.]

ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.

In which there is a reason Molly isn't a consulting detective and Sherlock sees an excellent opportunity in her wrong assumption.

The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete.

Recursive fic / altfic of Chapter 85 of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. The opposite of "Innocence" by linkhyrule5. The narrative version of a Reddit post where I theorize about the most likely outcome of Harry attacking Azkaban.

Five years after being bitten by a radioactive Portia and losing his beloved uncle Ben, Peter Parker dedicates his life to cryopreserving people on the brink of death.

As it turns out, keeping Sherlock Holmes alive is not the easiest task John Watson has ever undertaken. Collection of drabbles, maybe crack.

AU of season 4. COMPLETE. "Look, I've got no idea who your brother is, but uh, I think I might be him. Just, y'know, alive."

Physically and emotionally shattered after a case goes wrong, Sherlock agrees to take John and Lestrade to investigate a "haunted house" on the Essex border. Meanwhile, Molly uncovers a shocking scandal at Barts. *Season 3 AU*

It's funny how things work out. A single bullet can cost you millions, a single word can cost you your life. And yet here we are today, and Jim's about to get the limelight back, about to get the best help he could ask for, and all for the price of one thin, awful coffee. - - Post-S3 oneshot, and matches the rest of my post-S3 oneshots. Building up toward something bigger.

In which a heavily pregnant Mary wants one last kill, just so she can know it's her last. Maybe she's not meant to retire just yet... [Only e knows why this fic exists]

A retired D.I. gives a recovered addict a job, and a home, and a reason to smile. Then he insists she dye her hair, and disappears three times a day into the woods. This is no simple act of charity. There are much, much nastier things going on in Hampshire. (Modern adaptation of The Adventure Of The Copper Beeches, set 6 months after HLV - rated for mentions of drug use)

It's been fourteen months since Sherlock fled the country to protect his friends from Sebastian Moran. When a cryptic note arrives addressed to him by name, he is forced to return to London and face his enemy. *SEASON 3 AU*

A couple of months ago, there were two men Kitty Reilly never expected to see again. Holmes's return made it one. She's about to get a shock. And no - she didn't miss him. [Set a couple of hours after HLV - a writing exercise where I picked two characters out of a... teacup.]

"The thousand insults she had put upon me I bore as best I could, but when she turned to torture and injury, I swore revenge." A dark revenge fic.

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

Post Reichenbach universe alteration. John gradually loses touch with both reality and his own memories, so he creates his own from scratch- the perfect world, but one he doesn't want.

When the bad get bored, the bored play Monopoly. This, however, is a slightly modified version of the game. The Top Hat is a Master Blackmailer. You have to buy the use of Wheelbarrow to move the body after you've killed someone. You don't buy properties at Fleet Street, you buy a journalist. Jim Moriarty has never done anything by halves.

Finally back in London, after all this time, Jim's first port of call is to find his old gunner. What a surprise, then, to find a happily domesticated security guard who's fired nothing more serious than a paintball gun these last couple of years. He's 'out of the game'. Or so he says, anyway. So Moran thinks. [I'm told it's Mormor, if you want it to be *shrug* What do I know?]

Bedtime involves cocoa, arguments and, of course, a story. But these are smart, demanding children. Once upon a time just isn't going to cut it. UPDATE: Sherlock is *not at all* enjoying tying Mycroft to the office chair. It is a totally necessary precaution and he is certainly not, in any way, enjoying it.

Recursive fanfic of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Eliezer Yudkowsky. Fits in around chapter 94, and contains major spoilers. Harry Potter starts to come around to the idea that souls might exist.

James Moriarty visited Appledore only once. Charles Magnussen was in no hurry whatsoever to ask him back. [A one-shot, because I'm confused that they seem to have stayed out of each other's way, and because I feel sorry for all those poor Milvertons we built during hiatus.]

Jim pays a respectful visit to Baker Street. [A quick little oneshot, a companion to Black Glass, with massive spoilers for Vow.]

It's hard to be effectively scary when you can't breathe through your nose. Jim's not feeling so sexy today. [Written because there is so much Sherlock sickfic in the world. T for language and sustained threats to friends who only want to help.]

The messages that dragged Sherlock through that first Great Game always sounded that little bit like flirting. And it's not that Jim regrets it, exactly... But it was never meant to happen that way. - Fulfilling a prompt from the lovely Resident Bunburyist. Loving this tumblr thing. T for language

Besides his brother, Mycroft Holmes cares for only one man - Stephen Hassell, his personal assistant. And according to Stephen's kidnapper, he has six days to live.

Kyle Reese has traveled backwards in time, not to save Sarah Connor, but to help her rewrite the faulty utility function of Skynet. Together, it's possible that they might avert Judgment Day and save the world from nuclear Armageddon - and hopefully create a utopia ruled over by an AI god in the process. Fully completed. Diverges wildly from canon.

Of unbirthdays, melty Flesh wives and a mysterious suitcase - a little tale about Rory and the Doctor, right before Demon's Run.

When Bryce Cousland's little spitfire scaled the Tower of Ishal and lit the beacon at the critical moment, King Cailan won a mighty victory against the darkspawn. The Blight, however was far from over. All other origins included, plus Hawke and his companions. Cousland/Loghain, Morrigan/Anders, Surana/Zevran, Fergus/Anora, and more. Half a million hits and still going.

Ladies and gentlemen, Clara Oswin Oswald is trapped! She's on top of a Tardis in Trafalgar Square with a very angry and very rant-y Doctor! He's not going to stop until he hears this year's Children In Need appeal is going INCREDIBLY WELL! Help Clara! Help the Doctor! Help Children In Need! [My annual donation story. PUDSEY NEEDS THE WHOVIANS!]

Set just nine months after moving into 221b, a difficult case stymies the consulting detective and his blogger. Cue an engraved invitation to spend an autumn weekend in the country, which takes John and Sherlock to West Sussex, for some surprising revelations, deductions and introductions. Mostly John's POV. Stands alone, but feeds into all of my other stories. COMPLETE

Mycroft didn't like to stoop as low as Sherlock in order to get his own way. Taking a certain skull or a certain doctor hostage worked effectively. Sometimes Mycroft has to use reverse psychology on his brother, and it's frighteningly easy. Other's don't mind stooping that low. Some people don't need to use mind tricks. Sherlolly, Johnlock, paternal Lestrade. One-shots. Sort of.

A Being Human/ Sherlock AU. It's a little gory from the start, but only as much as we've had from post-mortems and crime scenes in the world of Mr Holmes. It's all Sherlock characters so far. With Vamp!Lock, Ghost!Molly and Were!John.

John and Tim are on their way to stop the evil Dr. Grendel once and for all. Third in the Wee Doctor series.

Current characters: Loghain/Cousland, Surana, Brosca, Varric, Anora/Alistair, Merrill, Isabella, Fenris, Aveline/Donnic, Tabris, Flemeth. Loghain Mac Tir returns from Orlais after being relieved of his service in the Wardens through mysterious offices, just in time to help the King, Queen, and Hero of Ferelden (Cousland) put down the Empress' renewed "interest" in Ferelden.

Sherlock's hard-drive needs to be cleaned up; viruses detected, malware files deleted, memory freed up, order restored. Follows on chronologically from Musgrave Blaze, but there will be enough back story to stand alone if you haven't read that yet.

Loss Officer Oswald sits bored at her desk. That is, until a young couple arrive and inform her that somewhere, beyond the Hall of Second Socks and the Swamp of Forgotten Make-Up, there's a blue box with an irate Timelord locked inside it. Just another day at the office, when you're on the Doctor's timeline. - - A oneshot, bought in a Dash-Con auction by the lovely Eva

The police are certain that Adelaide Bartlett poisoned her husband with four little bottles of chloroform. The challenge for Sherlock is to prove how it was done. When he is rushed to hospital in a serious condition, John's responsibilities are sorely stretched between his best friend and his young family.

John won't be leaving for his date without his wallet and phone. Gift!fic for the lovely MadameGiry25, and not to be taken terribly seriously :)

Mixing ACD canon, Sherlock and John are drawn to the rolling hills of Gloucestershire to investigate the mysterious disappearance of a horse, the death of its trainer, and the theft of a three-day eventing trophy from Musgrave Hall. Multi-chapter case fic that brings back some old memories for both men.

Don't worry about looking up the Latin. There'll be a Roman later in the story who can translate for you. First the Doctor has to have an argument with the Tardis, and Clara has to get dressed up like a spy. Don't worry; there's a time for everything. (A three-shot in progress, dedicated to the 'Rory Williams Is The New Chuck Norris' FB page. Much love, guys.)

The landmine at Baskerville leaves Sherlock deafened. Unable to stand living without his friend John agrees to learn to sign, but foreign languages cannot be learned in a void. Sherlock helps John learn to sign by finally learning to talk to him. Deaf!Sherlock, Johnlock, Deaf, Slash.

Months after John Watson is invalided back from Afghanistan he meets a stranger on a train: one that can read his military career in his face and leg and his brother's drinking habits in his mobile phone. Then, years earlier, he meets him again.

If you remember getting exploded in 2010 and now it's 2007, does that make you dead, insane, high, or a time traveller?

Poor kidnappers. Kidnapping John Watson is like pulling on a thread tied to all sorts of crazy. It's enough to make a bloke get a job and go straight.

A few years ago, a certain pond in a London park was home to a number of ducks. Then, one fine spring morning, Charles A. Milverton waited there to meet up with a potential new employer. This is a story about why there are no longer any ducks on that pond.

John takes Sherlock grocery shopping for the first (and probably last) time. Thankfully, after a chat with Greg, John comes prepared...mostly.

What if Sherlock had really died? And what if death…wasn't always final? (Cover image by *Sempaiko on deviantART)

Things which are potentially in peril today: Clara. An old friend. The Universe's greatest house of learning. But The Doctor can manage all that. Yeah. Okay, so it might be a bit difficult, but... But he can totally manage, no doubt about it. Well, I say 'no doubt'. Little bit of doubt, maybe. Smidge of doubt. Don't worry, it'll be fine... he's nearly sure it'll be fine.

Forced to spend the night on deck chairs in a snowy garden, John contemplates Sherlock's heart, Kirsty Wark, and why there would be a fox on British television who wears a hunting jacket. - - A brief, very cold one-shot.

This morning, Kitty Reilly is working on a story about pigeons getting trampled on trains. By tonight, she'll have the exclusive she's been dreaming of. - No longer a one-shot, it seems... - - Now Complete

Four years before they met, Jim sends Britain crashing into lawlessness, while Sherlock is just trying not to crash. And while one of them fights to protect his anonymity, the other might get to learn who he is. That's if well-meaning cops, Mycroft's ambitions and withdrawal paranoia don't get in the way. - A sequel to Holmes:Moriarty. Rated for violence, language, upcoming content

It was a reasonably ordinary day, in that the TARDIS was on the brink of disaster, and there was a tiny dinosaur migrating up River's leg. - - A one-shot, in memory of the legendary Ray Harryhausen - the man who made the monsters.

When River has trouble adjusting to the idea of a companion she's not related to, the Doctor says something he may live to regret... - Pure fluff, and featuring many fluffy things. My first shot at Clara too, so be gentle with me.

The Doctor studies Conversational Russian. Oh, and there's a squatter in the Tardis. - A one-shot

The man to whom this shadow belonged was dead, long dead, three years dead. Lestrade had seen the body, the broken face, the crushed ribcage. He had read the autopsy report, the death certificate. He had attended the funeral. Sherlock Holmes was dead. Sherlock Holmes was not sitting here before him now. Post-Reichenbach. Reviews may contain spoilers. ON HIATUS

The doctor had just asked how bad the pain was when the pain spiked. Sherlock's initial response was a gasp that evolved into a whimper. "Ten," he gasped. "Ten..."

Under duress, Sherlock has to find rare wine for his brother- before the deadline runs out. John juggles assisting Sherlock, Lestrade and a desperate soldier from his past. John POV.

In which there are spoilers for Reichenbach, much sadness is written, Sherlock does not return, and the italics button is abused. Rated for angst and such.

John is not having a good day. Neither is the woman sitting at the bar. They both know well that sadness is a long term thing. Happiness, though... That has a way of sneaking up on you. - - A post-Fall oneshot, to use up the last of the angst and please someone who was bored of Mary being boring.

It takes John a day and a half to notice the bruising. To be fair, he's still rather concussed. Episode tag for The Blind Banker.

Nick-centric continuation of L4D2. At least twice a day he would trace a finger over the faded highways that stretched over the map in his hands. Every step he took could very well be in the wrong direction, but he had to take it. He had to find them. Language, violence, adult situations. Original characters. No pairings, just friendship. Complete. Thank you for reading!

Sherlock was seventeen years old in February of 1995. So far it hadn't quite been the kind of year that would go down in history books, but it would be the year that changed his life forever. These are the seventeen years that made Sherlock Holmes the detective we know him as today.

When Sherlock died, John moved on, married, and adopts a stray cat that reminds him a great deal of someone. What happens when Sherlock returns and discovers that his namesake is a hideous fur bag. This is a pure fluff and silly return fic. No punching, no kissing, no bad words. Not slash.

Set just before the SiB, Sherlock is back, but still recovering from rehab. John's trying to enforce the rules, and Mycroft is being devious, as the three of them try to take on Moriarty and Irene, who have ideas of their own. Let The Battle Commence! (Sequel to Collateral Damage and Side-lined, but will stand alone)

Being the tale of Mathews; a very naughty man. Holmes shivers and shudders at the memory, while Watson finally puts pen down to paper.

Mycroft Holmes worries about Sherlock... constantly. Several snapshots of the relationship between Mycroft and Lestrade from stranger, to friend, to... maybe more. The constants of their changing feelings and actions.

It isn't bravery that makes John so willing to risk his life for Sherlock. At least, he doesn't think it is – it's just simple mathematics. John/Sherlock implied, Reichenbach spoilers.

John Watson was ripped from his life and thrown back into a London where he's never existed, in the body of an eight year old child. In the struggle to get back his place in the world he becomes part of the lives of homeless children, street kings and a man life him, the once DI Dimmock. But what will he be in the life of the singular Sherlock Holmes?

Really. Seriously. This is just a normal Saturday morning. Jim might be feeling a bit rough, but that's all it is. There's no reason for it. Nothing is happening. This day marks the anniversary of absolutely nothing at all. Nope. Can't think of a single thing. - A oneshot, because I was bored and tired and I'll be older tomorrow.

It began as a rhetorical question: how would Sherlock Holmes commit the perfect murder? But when John Watson volunteers himself to be the victim, will the scenario remain hypothetical? Pre-JohnLock! Violent discussions & Dark Humour!

Sherlock and Lestrade have helped one another before and will again, but this one's a classic. Takes place in 2001; warnings for obsolete technology.

There was nothing especially awful or traumatic about James Moriarty's adolescence. There was, however, a time when things could have turned out differently. This is how that didn't happen.

At the age of eighteen, for as long as he could bear it, Sherlock decided to take the hint. [A one shot, in 221Bs. And if I make one more reference to The Smiths, Morrissey will probably hunt me down and kill me...]

In the six months since John's marriage to Mary, very little has changed and still nothing is quite the same. With Sherlock run down with exhaustion and temporarily suspended from Yard involvement, a retreat to the ruin scattered cliffs of Mounts Bay may hold the cure more than just the physical ailments of man.

Sequel to Collateral Damage. Sherlock is in Rehab; John is trying to stop him from bouncing off the walls, as Mycroft goes hunting for Moriarty. Pre Scandal in Belgravia, but doing much to explain the subtext running through that episode.

Between TGG and TSiB, both Sherlock and John have to deal with the collateral emotional damage that comes after Moriarty's pool-side revelation that their relationship was a weakness that could, and would, be exploited. 25 chapters/Now complete!

If Sherlock had danger nights, then these were John's danger days.

One of them turns out to be the sniper. It's not really all that funny. - - One shot, Post-Fall. Many thanks to ResidentBunburyist one more time for correcting an upload error. This time I swear, it's a whole new fic...

Or 'The Courtship of Sherlock's Coroner'. When Jim went after Molly Hooper, it was never so much a seduction as a military operation. Planned with precision and exactitude. Well, sort of. There's things, like Plan B, like Molly turning out to be lovely, like Chronic Accent Insecurity, you just can't plan for. - Will be a three-shot. For Resident Bunburyist, who knows why.

'Scandal? A bloody "scandal"? Scandal is entirely the wrong word. That makes it sound like everything just happened. Like Jim Moriarty wasn't slaving day and night to bring all that together. Scandal? What a bloody insult... [A villainous retelling of ASiB]

John and Sherlock are houseplants and Mrs. Hudson is the old dear who introduces them to each other. Written as an experiment and by no means meant to be taken seriously.

AU John needs a new phone that doesn't bend time, risk his life, and have a man on the other end who claims to be the world's greatest detective, except that he can't figure out how he accidentally called Dr. Watson instead of his brother. Slash.

Post Reichenbach. The world unfolds through the eyes of Molly, Mrs Hudson, John Watson, Lestrade and Holmes. The characters as they appear on screen. Tight continuity among chapters.

It was really not much help, as suicide notes go. There are pieces that don't make sense, once you can look at them. John Watson is not a stupid man, and neither is Greg Lestrade. Post-Reichenbach. Based on near total-immersion in the TheFinalProblem Tumblr; no guarantee I am applying her theories correctly and no intention of claiming her involvement

Sebastian Moran's side to the Fall. Mormor. And Seb swears a lot.

If anyone had asked him, Robbie could have told them the way they were handling Holmes was all wrong. They were giving him lots of attention for behaviour they didn't like, and for a man or dog as lonely as Holmes, even negative attention was better than being ignored. (Johnlock.)

John never met Sherlock Holmes. Instead, he met Sebastian Moran, who introduced him to Jim Moriarty. AU.

Mrs. Hudson always knew that it would end with Lestrade at her door. Two knocks, two visits: first Lestrade, then Mycroft.

When the media declares open season on Greg Lestrade, the hunt begins.

John had finally settled down. He had put away all thoughts of Sherlock. He had completely moved on in his life, because Sherlock was dead, and he was never coming back. Johnlock if you squint.

More than two decades ago, Headmaster Dippet made the fateful decision to hire Tom Riddle as an associate Hogwarts professor. And now, at last, Riddle's double life as Lord Voldemort is threatening to bring the Wizarding World to its knees…if only he can convince his students to leave him alone.

John did think of them as a couple, just not in the same sense that everyone else seemed to think of them as a couple. More than friends in the way that simple friendship didn't explain everything that was Sherlock-and-John, but not in a consummated, romantic sort of way. It was just easier to say 'flatmate' than explain properly.

To stop a blackmailer, Sherlock Holmes decides to enter unfamiliar territory. But not before practicing on John Watson.

The worst part was that Lestrade knew the kind of pain you had to put a man through to make him come out that strong on the other side. What he didn't expect was that a Christmas party would be what sent John over the edge. Oneshot.

What it says on the tin.

It's Children In Need night at BBC Television Centre. An alien mercenary is about to blow up the machine that manages the donations. And the Doctor and River? They're stuck outside with an unfriendly bouncer. They need OUR help to get inside. For every review, message, fave, pigeon, *whatever*, before Sunday, I will be donating a pound to help save C.I.N. Please, please help out!

Ten years after meeting Sherlock Holmes, John Watson has successfully kept only one secret from the world's only consulting detective: the most important secret he's ever had. Now, drawn into an impossible web of murders at Latham Hall, John learns the terrible price a man must pay for keeping certain things secret.

Sherlock Holmes has had to disappear following The Fall, but what if his best friend had always known that the detective had survived? Now John Watson faces his greatest challenge - but he won't let Sherlock down...ever. Now complete.

Jim could tell Mycroft everything. Where the bombs are made and the bodies buried, where the fires start and the funds are sent. But you only ever get what you pay for. - Set in between torture sessions, after Belgravia.

A Dragon Age whodunit. Loghain returns to Vigil's Keep two years after the Blight. When Commander Morena Amell dies under suspicious conditions it falls to him to lead the investigation. Everyone is a suspect, and as more and more secrets come to light, Loghain realizes that no one is truly innocent...

Sherlock had never imagined having children in his life. Of course, he'd never imagined having a demon as his flatmate-turned-lifemate. So really, the ducklings shouldn't have come as a surprise. (Sequel to On Feathers and Bacon Sandwiches)

At the end of January, 2010, John and Sherlock move to 221-B Baker Street. By mid-February, John takes up his role not only as Sherlock's guardian and helper, but also his doctor. As the months pass, they grow closer and the trust between them deepens, until Sherlock puts it to the ultimate test. Written for persian-slipper.

"I don't like you," Harry tells him as they settle down with overpriced varietal coffees. "I don't care," Sherlock replies. "I'm in love with John." Not part of the 'Recovery Position' Universe. Stands alone, late second series.

Sherlock is in a deep coma. John's counsellor suggests that he takes up volunteering and he visits regularly. He speaks to him, knowing it's only for his benefit, but has no idea that Sherlock can hear him- and that it's keeping him sane. Meme fill. AU.

No one has ever stayed with Sherlock longer than a month. At least, no human. Fortunately, John Watson isn't about to let the little things - like biohazardous experiments and the constant threat of danger - get in the way of his friendship with a very special, very brilliant man like Sherlock Holmes.

The first time Sally Donovan met Sherlock Holmes, she was searching for some normalcy. Part of series of one-shots featuring the first time secondary characters met Sherlock. See my profile for others. Please R&R!

Written for this kinkmeme prompt: Mycroft is forced to review movie proposals. Nobody enjoys this - not Mycroft, not Anthea, not the film board and definitely not the directors... Rated T because some of the movie proposals are rather arthouse and awful. As always, not beta'd so there may be errors.

or Mycroft Was Just Having a Bad Day. When you work as a minor government official, being captured and interrogated was part of the job. Fortunately, velociraptors aren't known for their tolerance of that sort of thing. Rated M for violence at the beginning of the story. Part 8 of Intellect and Instincts.

Sherlock returns to London after three years, only to discover that John Watson died in a plane crash in the Caribbean two years ago. Meanwhile, John's cracking coconuts and shearing his beard with a sharp shell, wondering if he'll ever get off this bloody island. Eventual Johnlock.

Candy speaks louder than words. - Oneshot, shameless DRiver fluff. For my faithful friends, who deserve way more than a oneshot.

In which Sherlock breaks a bone, has a reaction to the drugs, and loves John through earthquakes. Prompt fill, crack.

Holmes meets the Napoleon of Crime and succeeds in driving him to tears. A pickle is a useful tool to have in an emergency.

In the wake of the Reichenbach Fall, Greg Lestrade confronts a life that is often complicated, never easy, and not even entirely in order. Here's the thing: Sherlock Holmes was no killer, but he always was a liar. Spoilers for Everything.

"What if I hired you to off your current client? What would you say?" "I'd say that it wouldn't be very professional. And I'm a pro, Jim." Moran relished the knowing smirk Moriarty sent him, as if they'd known each other their whole life. "Aw, common, you're dying to." "What makes you say that?" "Because you love geniuses, and you love madmen. And I just happen to be be both!"

Sherlock thinks he's found the cure for his perpetual boredom. John's not so sure.

Contrary to popular belief, Mycroft is not a timeless demon from hell. He does have a birthday. And Sherlock is getting him a present. A one shot, dedicated to brave, strong till-operators everywhere.

Sherlock's often considered his body and everything else as merely transport for his brain. Then the transport starts to malfunction and everything goes to pieces.

Mrs. Hudson.

No one hates admitting illness or wounds more than Sherlock... perhaps that's why no one believes him when he actually gets sick. Fortunately, when he can't do it himself any longer, John and Lestrade are there to pick up the slack. Features Paternal!Lestrade and Gen John and Sherlock. One-shot.

or Is the Entire Holmes Family Odd or Just the Two Sons? Since the night he'd become a were-velociraptor, an alarming number of Sherlock's good ideas had proven, in the end, to be very, very bad, though often this was through no fault of his own. Co-authored by Mitaya! Part 6 of Intellect and Instincts.

or John Can't Type as a Human, So Why Expect Him to Type as a Velociraptor? It was only a matter of time before Sherlock felt compelled to experiment. Surely it would go better with John as the velociraptor so Sherlock could run the experiment as a human. After all, Sherlock's plans always work out as expected. Right? Part 5 of Intellect and Instincts.

A short discussion about Mycroft's umbrella. It could, possibly, if you wanted it set there, be between two of the poor surveillance slobs stuck on shift in the office from "Management".

Going a bit further afield than usual here. This one's the end of Reichenbach through the eyes of Mycroft's surveillance staff. I think perhaps I'm not certain about this particular story; it seems like it could be quite a bit bigger than what it is.

Sherlock has very dangerous information, which very dangerous people want. They have Sherlock. Imprisoned, almost helpless, can Sherlock's brilliant mind overcome pain and terror, to keep the secret, and John, safe? Same title for chapters 1-3, rated T

ChildJohn. AU When John takes a bullet he suddenly finds himself much smaller than he was, erased from his life. He must hold on to who he is in a London that's suddenly too big for him. Crackfic 7% solution

Or, "Five Times Sherlock Nearly Died, and One Time He Really Did." Rated T for language, and possibly graphic injuries. Sherlock whump. No slash. WARNING: Character death in final chapter!

or Velociraptors Don't Sort Laundry. Velociraptors also can't type, even when the velociraptor in question is Sherlock Holmes. This is problematic. Part 4 of Intellect and Instincts.

Why John moved in with a deaf mad man whom he couldn't communicate with, he didn't know. Still, what was life without a challenge? Deaf!Sherlock. AU.

or Bit Not Good, Biting Your Flatmate Like That. Walking, Sherlock discovered, was boring. Running, however... Running was incredible. Part 3 of Intellect and Instincts.

or Don't Go out in the Woods Tonight. Sherlock had never really considered bringing John to his childhood home. The Holmes manor was a place of wealth and privilege and aristocratic isolation - everything Sherlock despised. He certainly never considered bringing John there to eat the wildlife. Part 2 of Intellect and Instincts.

John after Sherlock. Just the bits between the Fall and the Grave.

or What Lives in the Attic above John Watson's Bedroom? Scratch marks on the stairs. Dead rats in the freezer. An order of pizza that John doesn't share. And then things get really strange. Part 1 of Intellect and Instincts.

When John is invited to a Fourth of July barbecue with some of his American friends from Camp Dwyer, now stationed at the US Embassy in London, it's only natural for him to invite his partner. By the time he realizes the potential for disaster, it's already too late.

The next time that door opens, John Watson will kill the person on the other side.

'"John has beer," Sherlock suddenly stated. Lestrade quirked his brow; where was this going' Friendships are being formed. Would be set early on. Hope you enjoy.

It's amazing how one small mistake can mean the end of everything. Prompt from the kink meme. Varying POVs.

In Which A Heat Wave Leads To Bromance And Bonding - but no sexytimes - Between Asexual!Sherlock And BAMF!John Triggers: Child Abuse, Domestic Abuse

-"Perhaps the most delightful friendships are those in which there is much agreement, much disputation, and yet more personal liking." -George Eliot. A budding friendship, seen through the private diary of Mr. Sherlock Holmes. Sequel to Worth & Choice.

John Watson's family has always been a little different. He never thought about it until Sherlock died. Now John is running through dreams collecting hearts.

Is there another jumper on the roof of St Bart's?

She hesitated-"Mostly, I couldn't kill you, knowing that I cheated. At the Landsmeet. Our duel." There was a heavy silence. Loghain said slowly, "You do realize that I am holding a naked sword at this very moment?" M for sound reasons.

When you're the writer, you're in bloody charge for once. Aren't you?

Mycroft has always protected his younger brother, but there are some things he just can't control. Sherlock's relationship with John Watson is one of them. Set during the first two seasons of Sherlock, with all the spoilers that would entail.

Or, best of the professionals. Lestrade meets a self-styled consulting detective and decides, possibly against his better judgement, that sometimes it's worth the risk. The evolution of a working relationship. Pre-S1. Gen.

Sequel to "Pantomime". Nothing is ever simple for John Watson when it involves Sherlock Holmes. With the world doing its best to outdo even its only consulting detective, can the things left unsaid ever finally be spoken?

An antique pocket watch, having made it through the Second World War, the First Gulf War and, most recently, Afghanistan, finally loses out to the World's Only Consulting Detective. John waits for an apology, but it's not what he expected. - Oneshot

John Watson was a doctor, trained to observe details; a fact Sherlock had never been more aware of than when a drugged John's lifesaving instructions were based on an unlabeled syringe and an unconscious murder suspect's body.

It took awhile for John to realise quite how human Sherlock was.

After Sherlock's fall, what is left?

Small brain, large gun, undisciplined, unpredictable – a novice criminal can be a dangerous thing.

Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her

Sherlock/John - A prank war between Sherlock & John culminates in the start of a new relationship

It takes thirteen hours for Mycroft to discover that Sherlock isn't dead. A breakdown, in both senses of the word.

Jim saw Sherlock first. Saw, and watched, and didn't quite know what to make of it all. One Shot

The Doctor doesn't go to wakes. Not unless he recieves a written invitation. In the corpse's own handwriting. Post-WORS - - Oneshot

Written for LJ's watsons woes party prompt of "Five times no one noticed Sherlock took care of John, and one time they did." Spoilers and missing scenes for both seasons 1 & 2, speculative EMPT-esque ending. Gen.

In the aftermath of their faux-double-suicide, Jim's a wreck. His will to live, his zest for his work, even his enthusiasm for a really good suit, all gone on holiday. But somebody's had enough of all this wallowing. Time to get out of bed, Jim.

Post-RBF. He writes one sentence, and while it's not enough, it starts something. A movement. Now finished!

Consider the curiously humanoid mandrake root, or mandragora. It is hideously ugly, deadly dangerous, and a powerful restorative. Why would anything else matter? * * A tale of horror. Please review. * *

13/13 Every coincidence that couldn't possibly be a coincidence. Every paradox that somehow made perfect sense. Every link that wasn't quite missing, but invisible. Ready or not. Here it comes, General.

It's not. It's not even an anti-love letter. It's not about love and it's not even a letter, so there's no possible way it could ever be a love letter. I don't even know where you got that idea. - One shot, in honour of the obvious holiday

"I haven't made a zombie," Sherlock says scathingly, which would be more convincing if there were not a zombie in the flat.

The five times John was nearly too late for Sherlock, and the one time he wasn't.

John seems to have unusual mobility for a shoulder wound… Just a random snippet that came into my mind, set after TGG. Largely gen, but could be interpreted as pre-slash.

11/13 No time for a summary. Seriously, I'm not being ignorant, there is literally no time. I'm sorry, and I don't like doing this to you, but there is simply no ti-

Written for the post-REIC prompt: Five times Sherlock used a disguise to watch over the people he left behind, and one time he revealed himself.

River waits. And has waited. Has been standing still so long she hardly feels real anymore. A thing trapped in ice, and all the lies that put her there, and all the lies that may yet let her go. - Oneshot

He's crossed the line this time. Amy will never ever speak to him ever again ever. Or so she thinks. She may be underestimating the lengths he'll go to to apologize... Oneshot

10/13 - He thinks he's Danny Ocean this week, all fun and games and killer soundtracks. But the Doctor could be about to learn, that old saying about honour among thieves? That might be just an old saying after all.

Post-Reichenbach: Moriarty is still alive, and hacks into John's blog again. Big time.

SPOILERS FOR ALL EPISODES. Sherlock goes to Mycroft for assistance and they settle some scores.

SPOILERS FOR S2E03. Episode tag for "The Reichenbach Fall".

Time stops, and yet somehow the milk still turns. Sometimes you just need to talk to someone else who gets it. Oneshot, post-Silencio Falls, if you know what I mean.

Sherlock Holmes is dead, but his heart never stopped beating, his lungs never stopped pumping air, and his mind has been so very busy. By every reasonable practical, medical definition, he is still alive. And he wants to see John.

Sherlock discovers something amazing about children's books. Which would be fine, except John would really, really like to go to sleep now. Oneshot For Megan, from whom I unashamedly stole this idea

As Sherlock sleeps, John and Lestrade sit beside the fire and leave a number of things unsaid.

River's been cheating. Hopping into her own relative future. Not a good idea, all that foreknowledge. Who knows what you're going to find out. Doctor Song gets a hell of a shock when she goes to check out her future husband. One shot.

When he was fourteen, Mycroft made a mistake. Short Mycroft and Sherlock character study backstory thing, no S2 spoilers. Oneshot.

Sherlock is in it for the hunt. John is in it for the action. Even so, the events at the Pool leave a mark on both, unwilling as they are to admit it.

A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.

One near-miss, one rare find and one really nice save. You try keeping their anniversaries in order and tell me it's not this difficult.

In her time, the gun will be an antique. On a hovering Tardis over the Gobi Desert, it's an impossible technology. And between them, it's so much more. One shot

Mycroft never became Head Boy. This is why. Mycroft/Sherlock brotherly love!

With a missing corpse and a crime scene so bloody it's impossible the victim could've survived, Sherlock is intrigued even before he discovers the victim is no stranger. Can Sherlock interpret the 3-word clue in time to catch a killer?

Xmas Special Looking forward to Christmas? Planning on making it a good one? Well, hell, folks, good for you! Do me a favour, though; don't mention it in front of River. Every chapter a present for one of my shiny, spangly, glorious readership!

Lestrade proposes an alternate theory for Sherlock's actions. Sequel to "... That Road Before". Rated for swearing and implied Sherlock/John. Also, there's Lestrade/Anthea.

Hot on the heels of solving a missing person's case, Sherlock finds Lestrade and John at the door. Downtown London is burning and no one knows exactly why. Who better to tease a pattern from chaos than Sherlock Holmes?

...and one time he had John instead. SUMMARY: Overseas on a case with his blogger and friend, Sherlock finds that thoughts which are easily suppressed amid the distractions of London are becoming increasingly difficult to ignore... Slash.

1/13 Be careful what you say in front of your companions. You may end up taking a pastry on holiday.

Some birthdays are welcome. Others are not.

Jim Moriarty Criminal Investigative Specialist and his associate Dr. John Watson have found themselves very suddenly in a world where he is an evil genius and John lives with the enemy.

Certain people can do certain things. Implied slash ad some angst, heavy foreshadowing and ghosts walking around.

We are what we read, aren't we?

It's sinking in that he's alone here, bleeding out in this alleyway, and he doesn't want to die like this.

John's not kitted out for a death match today, and Moran is only armed with a half-eaten almond horn.

John finally sees Sherlock's bedroom. Sequel to "...Right Now". Rated for Sherlock/John, violence, swear-words, nudity, and the Full Frontal Assault trope.

Lestrade looks back on the first times he meets the Holmes brothers. Oneshot.

Sherlock's got a knack for keeping John from his food. And the one time he didn't. Spoiler: Hiatus mention.

Caught up in the whirlwind of Sherlock's life, John had become allied with Lestrade, but not exactly acquainted with the man. It took Moriarty to teach him what he really needed to know about the detective inspector.

John goes on a school reunion and gets drunk. Sherlock solves some crimes and gets some interesting phone calls.

Lestrade cares for Sherlock after the detective gets injured.

When Sherlock and John broke that morning, Lestrade picked up the pieces. Now who would pick up the pieces of Lestrade?

What Lestrade needed that night was distance. What he wanted was a few hours alone in which to grieve. What he got was Sherlock Holmes picking the lock of his front door.

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

Superman is the son of one of the most brilliant men produced by a culture that practically fetishizes science. What if his parents got the opportunity to see how his life turned out? Would they be proud? Or would they take issue with his life choices?

Mycroft helps Sherlock cope with mental overload. Prompt fill.

Someone messed with Luthor's mind. Someone was going to pay. A mystery that slowly unveils a terrible secret within the DCU and Lex's response to what he finds. Now complete!

A series of drabbles written for the Valentine's Day theme. Pairings: Molly/Moriarty, Sherlock/John, Clara/Harry, Mycroft/not!Anthea, Mrs. Hudson/Skull

When he wakes up and tries to remember why he's in the hospital, he can't. There's a man – obviously a doctor – standing at the foot of his bed, so he stares at him and tries to understand. Truths, however, aren't always that easy to deduce.

There's a reason that Holmes has such high hopes for Inspector Stanley Hopkins. A series of shorts, ficlets, and drabbles focusing on the youngest Inspector. Mostly non-slashy, installments have their own warnings as necessary.

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

The dog is dead. Did Sherlock kill him, for real this time? Or is something more sinister going on? Features sick Holmes.

Being subjected to a severe explosion in the course of a case has unforeseen consequences for Holmes...

The attempt to save Watson from an accident has unforeseen consequences... NO SLASH!

Sherlock receives a mysterious envelope. With enclosures. And a demand.

Unhappy schoolboy Sherlock Holmes is attracting trouble and torment he does not deserve. When he is blamed for the headmaster's dog disappearing, everything becomes too much, and he takes matters into his own hands. Please R&R!

The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.

"Sometimes Sherlock your ability to delete information is almost more impressive than your ability to retain it," Just another little something that I hope you enjoy.

Dex and Rita meet some muggers. Rated M for Dexter being Dexter. Comments very welcome. :

...And One Time He Admitted It. John makes Sherlock's life different. This is how.

**FINALLY COMPLETE!** As Sherlock Holmes investigates an enigmatic doctor who makes extraordinary claims, he uncovers a fiendish web of dark crime. Can he & Watson unravel it before danger overtakes them? And what role does ex-client Violet Hunter play?

Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.

They have t-shirts, a designated pub and a support group. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived'.

What if the Warden had died during their origin story? What if Alistair found himself alone, facing the task of uniting Ferelden against the Blight? How would things differ? What would happen to the others?

You did not know when you began just how much you would lose to your fictional self.

Pride takes a fall when young Mr Holmes accepts a challenge from the Yard in another of his early cases. With his career in the balance, can he right old wrongs, renew past alliances and stay alive in the notorious Postern Prison? Seq to Chiro. COMPLETE!

When a pretty seaside village finds its streets terrorised by a cyclist with an unusual agenda, Holmes and Watson are called upon to investigate a Cornish horror of a different kind! COMPLETE!

A troubling case reunites Holmes and Watson under unusual circumstances in 1931 for what could be their last great adventure together. A post-retirement story with a supernatural difference!

Holmes and Watson are oblivious. Fed up, Irene Adler decides to play match-maker. Holmes/Watson.

Humor one-shot about Dean/Cas. Originally written for a prompt on comment fic on livejournal, "For a guy who never talks you sure send some racy text messages." Set while angels and demons are looking for Dean since he is supposed to be a vessel,Season 5

The first time Jericho saw the kid…the kid was still a Vault kid. With the dirty, ragged 101 jumpsuit and the wide, fearful green eyes, the kid was asking him if he had seen his dad. What? Pathetic.

ONE SHOT. A challenge from Watson's Woes LJ comm: create an AU "Empty House" that must include, verbatim, the two sentences just before Watson faints in the original version. Warnings for strangeness and Watson!torture.

A man allegedly mauled by a stuffed leopard in an exclusive club in the centre of London gives a young Sherlock Holmes another of his early cases - and a good deal more trouble than he bargained for! Sequel to Prestidigitator's Python! COMPLETE!

AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by trhe Killing Curse cast at him, but how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.

A sort of sequel to "Pillow Talk," in which Watson and Mary try to enjoy their honeymoon in Southsea . . . but Holmes has a case. In Southsea. Multi-chap, humor with just a smidge of adult-ness. Based on a bunny by Kai and BCB. Complete.

Lestrade meets the man mad enough to room with Sherlock Holmes.

Sherlock Holmes relates one of his early cases concerning the death of a famous magician, where his investigation took him deep into the heart of the bright and bawdy world of the Music Hall, to meet with the most unusual of perils! COMPLETE!

Dr Watson is faced with the hardest choice of his life when a patient comes to his surgery with a sinister proposition. COMPLETE!

The title, Watson, that should set the scene immediately, said Holmes, which is all very well if one can think of something that is both appropriate and inoffensive, but the facts of this case proved to be neither. A silly & slightly cheeky one-shot!

Booster Gold early JLI era. He's saving the future, but what exactly does he have to do to get it done?

Baker Street, 1937. A young nurse cares for an aging Doctor Watson, and is there when he is finally reunited with an old friend.