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Anti-Flamers Poem aka the Spell Checker

Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea.

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar write

It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore two long

And eye can put the error rite

Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye halve run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect all the weigh

My chequer tolled me sew.

Quotes

“The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.” Albert Einstein

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.” Mel Brooks

“Never say ‘Oops’ in the operating room.” Dr. Leo Troy

“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.” A. Whitney Brown

“Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.” Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump

“Stupid is as stupid does.” Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump