Actual name: Notgonnatell

oh and thanks 2 xRainyxx for giving me all this stuff but i put my own on some i did use stuff from her profile

Age: what comes between NOT and TELLING

Gender: STILL NO- okay I'm a Guy and nico roxs

Looks: blue eyes,glasses gettin contacts ,braces, thats all i am tellin for those stalkers out there

Personality: I'm kinda Hyperactive, sometimes get sucked into peer pressure, I also am C-R-A-Z-Y. I occasionally have random bursts of rabid squirrel-ness

Problems: randomly bursting into laughter, running in circles, atticking people, Doing words in bold, can be clumsy,doesnt have bestest grammer

Music:

linkin park: numb

All-American Rejects- Move Along, It Ends Tonight,

Green Day- Wake Me Up When September Ends, Boulevard of Broken Dreams, know your enemy

Jonas Brothers - S.O.S, and poor unfortunate souls

three days grace: pain, lets start a riot,animal i have become

Fav Books:

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

39 clues

harry Potter

my brother sam is dead

Pairing Likings

percabeth

percyBinica

If you are... Well known to me, Hi! I'm sure you've got some reason for clicking on my little name, so go ahead and do just that :)

If you are... Only here because you want those little "Copy and Paste" things, I've got plenty of them! Just scroll down.

If you are... A monkey person, I suggest you leave.

If you are... on team Perachel, I suggest you sleep with one eye open.

If you are... an alien, or some other life-not from the third planet away from the sun, I'd keep away.

If you are... a Miley Cyrus fan, you can just click out of this right now. or u will anger the people in the ceiling

Titan's Curse, Pg. 196-

"Distract it, I said. "I'll just have to time it right."

Bianca's jaw tightened. "No. I'll go."

"You can't. Your new at this! You'll die!"

"It's my fault the monster cam after us," she said. "It's my responsibility. Here." She picked up the little god statue and pressed it into my hand. "If anything happens, give that to Nico. Tell him...tell him I'm sorry."

"Bianca, no!"

R.I.P. Bianca di Angelo, daughter of Hades...she who died a hero's death...

My Favorite Quotes and moments

"Oh, super idea! Your completely nuts too!"- Bianca di Angelo

"Oh! The places you'll go!"- Dr. Suess

We would've won, but a cyclops sat on me."- Grover

"If Annabeth's mother is the goddess of wisdom, shouldn't she know better then to fall off a cliff?"- Nico di Angelo

"Grover! Apples! Tin Cans! Get your furry goat behind out here and bring some heavily armed friends!"- Percy Jackson

"For me, crazy is an understatement. Crazy is when you have images of Tyson rocking out to Disturbia after having too much peanut butter in Percy's cabing at 2 AM."- Thought by Me, phrased by Journalist.

Name: Call me SoX

Country: U.S.

Gender: Guy

Sports: Reading - is that a sport?, baseball,football,soccor, and track

Occupations: lemonade stand and Posting my stuff on here for the general public.

Age: I'll give you a hint; I'm not dead yet.

Son\daughter of: Hermes and yes in my world luke is good

Favorite word (at the moment): Awesmelicousness!! I swear, say it over in your head 10 times! It sounds so cool! And its my word

Most used word (at the moment): Random.(!)

Word that I have stolen from a movie: I more like show. " when in doubt use C4" and "i take your reality and replace it with my own" from my idles the mythbusters

Favorite line from a movie: "its a 106 miles to chicago. we got a full tank gas half a pack cigerettes its dark and we're wearin sunglasses"

Something unique: There is a such thing as a someone who is as hyper as a person with add and not have it if so THATS ME (no ofense to peeps with add my best friend has it)

Something i hate: Overly fluffy Percabeth fics.

Favorite Action movie: Transformors about to be LIGHTNING THEIF cant forget about indy and star wars

Favorite Comedy movie: Love 'em all!

Songs i like: Too many to name.

Favoite animal: Owls and PLATYPUS!

Buisness: lets see would i be on this if i had a job i would be working

Think of a random frase. what is it?: "There are only so many beautiful heads in the world. The rest of them are covered with hair."

Get the closest book to you and what is on page 213, 5 lines down? "What message? What are you talking about?, Last olymipian, By Rick(y) Riordan.

Go on iTunes and pick the first song you see. What is it? lines,vines,and tryin by i cant belive i am sayin this uggghhh Jonas brothers

Which way are you looking right now, North, south, east or west: west

What is the weather? Great i love summer! Stupid ostrich they made it cold before

Rubber ducky or pink platypus? platypus i would paint it blue like perry the patypus

Think of any Chuck Norris joke, what is it? before he forgot chuck norris santa claus was real

If you could be king of the world for 30 seconds what would you do? i would jail the people that would take away my power

Are you a vegitarian or a meat eater? MEAT

Favorite PJO character: Nico or percy and luke is cool if he was good But i think the Stoll bros rok

Favorite PJO pairing: Percabeth, Luicanca

Gods or Titans? gods, no question

Bow or Sword? i would kill the person giving me the stuff and take both.

If you would have to fight in a war in any time period in history what would it be? Battle of troy or marathon (i am a big history guy as me a question and can answer it).

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? counter top.

What is the last thing you watched on TV? Chowder

Without looking, guess what time it is: 10:16

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 10:15 (Dang, I'm off!)

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Chowder in the backgroud

When did you last step outside? What were you doing? feeding my dog last night k late last night and i cant go outside today because i am alone

Before you started this survey, what did you look at? A profile. (Where I got this cool quiz thingy)

What are you wearing? jersey (soccor and pajama pant (just woke up)

Did you dream last night? Percy jackson and the olymipians killin Dora

When did you last laugh? 5 seconnds ago wait make that 10 now owell i am a very happy person

What is on the walls of the room you are in? My corkboard thingy, a mirror, a shelf, a few pictures, a coat hook, and oh yeah, paint a sink my computer in kitchen

Seen anything weird lately? I go on Youtube- it's always weird! and my best friend CENSORED did this thing and it was funny

think of this quiz? I'm bored, what can I say?

What is the last film you saw? "hms3 my little sis love it and her friend was over so i watched it"

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? The rights to PJO but i would give him his cut of the money me and RR earned

Tell me something about you that I don't know: ... Stalkers!!

If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? firefighters ran the world (my dads 1) and i get 2 change more than 2 things.

Do you like to dance? Sure, we all dance every once in a while, don't we?

George Bush: fell out of a plane

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? do i have 2 ok something like ummmmm i and gonna copy PJO on this ummm Binica, Silena, or Athena (yes i think it would make a good name)

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Again, Nico, Luke, percy, Or MALCUM like that name

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Annabeth

2. Nico

3. Percy

4. Binica

5. Thalia

6. Blackjack

7. Grover

8. Luke

9. Connor stoll

10. Apollo

11. Travis stoll

12. Artemis

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Um, not really. And No.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

that depends is any 1 here.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Holy CENSORED!!. Naughty naughty Artemis XD!!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

stoll bros video files.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Well, that a desdirbing thought WHO RUNS THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

umm from wat i have read i guess 5 and 10

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

AKWARD!! First, I cannot picture that happening for soooo many reasons and well grover is a stalker of artemis sooo i guess. (Again, naughty Artemis.)

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

percy jacks the car and applo makes him drive it for a year and he crashes it over and over

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Yes, actually. In the first book there was some Lukebeth.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

During our Travels- Excerpts from Grover & Artemis's diary on their journies with the Huntresses and finding the great god Pan.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

What’s het?

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

NO!!.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

no but i might write 1 were rachel dies and thaila and nico get together

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Luke- Animal i have become

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

About maybe how Annabeth almost joined the Hunt and Bianca ended up joining them & losing her life- as for warnings, um...extreme grief?

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

i am gonna not awnser this question because these people r stalkers

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5).

Okay, so Annabeth is with Grover but then Grover falls in love with connor and they run away. (WTF?) Then Annabeth goes out with Travis (must be desperate, wheres Percy!) Then goes out with Bianca, but gets advice from Thalia and falls in love with her.

0.o- This world is crazier than I thought. Waht is wrong with u people

What title would you give this fic?

Dora finnaly gets 2 PJO and gives them crack

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated arguement?

That would be something new- Grover and Luke argueing. Something like Grover bursting & explosding on Luke and luke eating grovers enchilada stash under the big house

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Dora the exporer is soo an Illegal Immigrant...
Description: Ok, so here's the deal... If you need the explanations they're
all around you...1) She speaks spanish... she speaks spanish perfectly... what
is she like...5? Her backpack even speaks spanish perfectly!2) That backpack
of hers has EVERYTHING in it! And we're talking everything! Life support,
water/food, clothing for any weather, ropes, grappling hooks, shoes... i mean
c'mon!3) She's carrying a freaking ZOO with her! I mean, she has a monkey, an
band of insects, a bajillion other animals! Really! What kind of legal
immigrant has that many pets!?4) She's always on an "adventure" to
transport a "package" to some destination and is always being
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Dora's entire narcotics trafficking buisnessThe evidence is so obvious and
around you guys! And they're even poisoning our little children with them...
Who wants our toddlers to grow up knowing spanish before english?! Even if

It's the USA...

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile

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If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile.

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Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why." Rainy- Lol, I hear this one alot!

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

tucker from red vs blue he has the best catch phrase ever

BOW CHICKA BOW WOW

this is church

and HATES BABIES

Now for red team

and this is sarge and he hates grif lol my friend showed me this no i dont like halo a lot but this little show is hilours

ReAL AnD FAke FRieNds

FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.

REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs

REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Durg ... we screwed up ... but that was fun!"

FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.

REAl FRiENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAl FRiENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.

REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butts that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.

REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.

REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FAKE FRiENDS: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.

REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the crap out

General Ways to Annoy People

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that you haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
As people talk, smell their shoulders.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
Ask people what gender they are.
Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
Ask to "interface" with someone.
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
At a restaurant, repeatedly send your food back for changes and after awhile insist that, "This isn't what I ordered!"
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
At random times in a conversation, say "Hi," "Hello Sir, how are you?" or "Have a good day, thank you."
At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the."
Be "in conference" all the time.
Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
Begin all your sentences with "Ohh la la!"
Block the entrances of elevators, buses, and subways.
Bring 15 things into the dressing room.
Bring a portable CD player to a concert and listen the CD because you insist that it is "Just better quality"
Buy goldfish and ask the clerk if they come with chips.
Buy it, wear it, return it.
Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
Call every girl you know "dude".
Call every pager number you know and leave the number for your local McDonalds.
Call everyone a communist.
Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today.
Call other people "Champ" or "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
Call someone and ask for someone that you know is not there then hang up. Call again about a half hour latter and ask for the same person then hang up again. Wait another half hour and call again and ask for that person again and then hang up again and wait a hour and call the same number and say that you are the person that you have been calling for and ask if you had any messages.
Call the operator. When asked, "Can I help you?" reply, "No thanks, just browsing."
Call your neighbors collect.
Change Channels five minutes before the end of every show.
Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
Chew on pens/pncils that you've borrowed.
Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
Claim you are fluent in over 6 million forms of communication - constantly, every time any language is mentioned, even if the comment is not directed to you
Clear your throat every three or four words while speaking.
Click your mechanical pencils or your pens during a test in school.
Close your eyes and start snoring whenever anyone tries to talk to you.
Consistently refer to everyone as 'mortal.'
Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, pronouncing the results.
Continually try to get all of the people who write you letters to put cellophane tape over their stamps so that you can wipe off the postmark and reuse them.
Continue to ask someone, "Is this annoying? Is this annoying?" over and over and over.
Continuously mumble during a conversation.
Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, "Have you got enough air in there?"
Convince people you are deaf and talk in an incredibly phony sign language.
Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a southern drawl.
Dance fast to slow music and vice-versa.
Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace."
Decline to be seated at a restaurant and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
Dedicate your life to politics, become president of the United States, then raise all taxes to 90.
Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad," the Archies' "Sugar," or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
Determine how many cups of coffee is 'too many'.
Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
Develop strategies for cutting into the front of lines.
Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.
Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
Don't clean the dryer lint screen.
Don't leave a message at the beep, just hangup.
Don't rewind videocassettes before bringing them back.
Don't stand during hymns and anthems.
dont use any punctuation
Down a can of Coke in one drink and then burp loudly.
Draw mustaches on posters.
Dress like a "High-class rich person" and wash windows at random street corners.
Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
Drive half a block.
Drum on every available surface.
Drum your fingers during other people's presentations.
Eat out with friends and "forget" your wallet.
Eat produce at the market; don't buy it.
E-mail Microsoft to tell them about bugs in Windows XP that aren't actually there.
Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
Every time someone asks you to do something or says something to you ask "Is that a threat?"
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them to sign a waiver.
Every time you see a particular coworker, shout, "So we meet again!" and laugh evilly.
Explain "the little green men" in detail to someone, and when they don't believe you, accuse them of being one in disguise.
Face the back when standing in an elevator.
Fart in cramped places.
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
Finish each sentence with "Monkey See, Monkey Do".
Finish other people's crossword puzzles
Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
Flirt with a friend's spouse, lick your lips slowly, wink, etc.
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
For a relaxing break, get away from it all in the fish tank with a mask and snorkel.
Force everyone to remove their shoes when they enter your office "to prevent contamination."
Forget the pooper scooper.
“Forget” the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
Frantically change the date on people's computers back 50 years, and claim that you are trying to save humanity from the "Year 2000 Bug."
Get to know a friends bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
Give little kids clothes for their birthdays
Go canoeing and sing the Hawaii Five-0 theme.
Go to a gumball machine insert coins until you have a matching pair of fake eyeballs. After attaining these, record the theme song of The Twilight Zone over and over again. Drive down the street wearing the eyeballs and playing The Twilight Zone theme very loud. When you get pulled over, leap into the passenger's seat and claim, "He was here a minute ago, officer!"
Go to a Metallica concert wearing a Michael Bolton T-Shirt.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
Go to a shoe store and try on every shoe, then say that you aren't interested in buying shoes and leave.
Go to McDonalds and ask for a BK Whopper.
Go up the down escalator.
Go up to a someone and say, "Are you annoyed by irrelevant questions?" And then walk away very quickly.
Grin so wide it hurts your cheeks at every salesperson in town.
Hang around national monuments all day, trying to get in other people's vacation photos. Afterwards, give them your address and ask them to send you a print when they get them developed.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
Hold the elevator until you have finished your conversation.
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
Honk and wave to strangers.
Hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
In an office, lock all the doors behind you.
In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket."
Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination, UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.
Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
Insist completely ridiculous things are true - like Bush is still President.
Insist on buying airplane tickets for friends to "save them money." Make sure the plane departs at 5AM and the tickets are non-refundable. Point out that you didn't really save them any money.
Insist on giving weather forecasts in public. Claim to be AMS certified.
Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
Insist that Celine Dion is better than the Beatles.
Insist that it was Bobby who shot J.R.
Insist that your e-mail address be zena_goddess_of_fire@companyname.com
Instead of singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall, sing 999,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall!
Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
Keep changing the TV channel every two seconds.
Learn "Ice Ice Baby" by heart and recite it endlessly.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
Leave lipstick prints on people's cheeks and foreheads.
Leave pages in the copier.
Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-landscape mode.
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April.
Leave the toilet seat up
Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
Leave your Metallica CD in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.
Leave your pantyhose hanging in the shower.
Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the parking lot.
Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
Let doors slam behind you -- in other people's faces.
Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
Lie to your therapist.
Light road flares on a birthday cake.
Listen to 33RPM records at 45RPM speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
Look at your hand in amazement and say, "Whoa, I never knew I had this!"
Loudly recite people's most embarrassing secrets in restaurants.
Make appointments for the 31st of September.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
Make scary faces at babies.
Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No I'm sorry I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Chachi." (Hmmm, I guess our President has already co-opted this idea!)
Move people's bookmarks ahead three pages when they aren't looking.
Mow your carpet. (Or preferably somebody else's)
Mow your lawn with scissors.
Name your dog "Dog."
Never break eye contact.
Never make eye contact.
Occasionally bark in a high-pitched voice.
On a hot summer day, ride up and down the road and drench pedestrians with squirt guns.
On a night other than Halloween, get a few friends together and dress like Jason from Friday the 13th. Have each of you stand a mile apart on a highway.
On buses, attempt to convince the driver to take a really cool short-cut you know. Barter and haggle for your fare.
On the public bus, keep asking the driver nervously, "are we there yet?"
only type in lowercase.
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
Open umbrellas in crowded hallways.
Order a pizza and ask them if they can "please put the crust on top this time" in an exasperated voice.
Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
Outloud say "What?" and then answer "Never mind. It's gone now."
Page yourself over an intercom, but don't disguise your voice.
Pay for your dinner with pennies.
Pay tolls with 100 bills
Pee in the swimming pool.
Phone McDonald's and try to make a reservation for that evening.
Phone random numbers and tell them you are holding their daughter hostage.
Pick your ear wax and ask if you could use their sleeve to wipe it off.
Pinch all the chocolate candies until you find the one you want.
Place your shoes on the table.
Play the electric guitar very loudly and badly, then when the neighbors ask you to turn it down, play even louder. When they come round to complain again, say, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you asked me to turn it up!
Plead with the person next to you for the window seat on the plane, and then get up fifteen or twenty times during the course of the flight complaining that you should have taken two spoonsful of "The Pink Stuff".
Poke anyone near you and say, "stop violating my personal space."
Pose as a client at a bank or other professional institution, and when you are seated in front of their desk, keep rearranging the items on top into different patterns and tell them you are "just reorganizing things."
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Practice the art of limp handshakes
Press the "power" button on on someone's computer or keyboard when they're almost finished typing up a long essay, story etc. Apologize sincerely, claiming that you thought it was the focus adjustment.
Pretend you are invisible.
Pretend you have gone completely deaf.
Pretend your computers mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk into it.
Pretend you're listening.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of FBI copyright warnings.
Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
Put a title like Senator or Doctor before your name when making dinner and hotel reservations.
Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Put everyone on speakerphone.
Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'.
Race the old woman for the last bus seat.
Rain on someone's parade.
Read over other people's shoulders on the bus.
Rearrange the keys on associates' keyboards to spell unflattering things about their mothers.
Recite every song from the Playstation games PaRappa the Rapper and Um Jammer Lammy.
Recite Shakespearian poetry to everyone you meet.
Recite the first 100 decimal places of Pi. Then ask if people want to hear it in binary, too.
Remove single socks from laundry machines at public laundromats. Replace them bright red scarves which are especially prone to bleeding.
Repeat everything someone says as a question.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now."
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
Ride a unicycle to work.
Ride on the shoulder until you pass all the jammed traffic; then cut in.
Run around holding your elbows and asking people to please take the straightjacket off you.
Run through the halls of your office building or school with your arms outstretched, making airplane noises. Periodically crash into pedestrians and lose a wing. Spiral to a crash and repeat.
Sample every flavor of ice cream and tell the clerk what you don't like about each one.
Say to people, "Did you wear deodorant today?"
Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.
Secretly learn to play the piano, then go to a friend's house who has a piano. Claim you've never played before then play Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring perfectly the first time. Then say, "I guess I must kinda be a natural."
See if you can be the first one off the plane, even if you are sitting by the window.
Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: 'If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
Send e-mail to yourself engaging yourself in an intelligent debate about the direction of one of your agency's programs. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.
Send emails to listserv when nobody else can
Send people annoying chain forwards with outrageous consequences like "If you don't send this to 300 people in 4 seconds you will die instantly" and then insist that it is true and it happened to your uncle.
Serve corn on the cob to people with dentures.
Serve TV dinners, wine coolers, and Twinkies on Thanksgiving.
Set alarms for random times.
Shake with your left hand.
Sharpen All your pencils to the same size EXACTLY.
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
Sing along at the opera.
Sing the "This is the song that never ends" song from Lampchop's Play-Along.
Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
Sit in the home bleachers and cheer for the other team.
Slap people and tell them to stop grabbing your ass.
Smell smoke often and announce it.
Snap your gum.
Sniffle incessantly.
Speak in a strong Welsh accent.
Speak so quietly that people always have to get you to repeat it.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
Spend all day at a fast food restaurant and see how long it takes before you have to pay for your "free" refills.
Spend an entire weekend pretending you are R2-D2.
Spread fertilizer on half your neighbor's lawn.
Squeeze the toothpaste from the top, and while you're at it, leave the cap off.
Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.
Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you're staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff their head, then run away. Repeat.
Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."
Start to build a Star Destroyer. Build a mock-up out of popsicle sticks.
Step on the back of the shoe of the person in front of you.
Step on the heels of the person in front of you, and ask them to watch where they're going.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
Surprise old friend's by visiting them at 3AM "to discuss old times".
Switch your neighbor's lawn furniture with someone else's.
Tailgate the elderly.
Take more than 10 items to the express checkout lane
Take off the eraser to every pencil in your house, or better yet, someone else's house.
Take photos of people walking down the street and then run away.
Tap someone on the shoulder repeatedly.
Tape a blank piece of typing paper to your dorm or office door and leave it up for ages; when someone finally writes on it, yell at them and tell them to please not deface your property.
Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies.
Tell everyone you are Bill Clinton's cousin.
Tell little children the truth about Santa Claus.
Tell people that they're "putting on weight nicely."
Tell people their accent isn't fooling anyone.
Tell people their fly is down when they're wearing sweatpants.
Tell people they have bad breath.
Tell small children that they don't look very promising.
Tell teenagers how things were in your day.
Tell the ending of movies
Throw an Oh Henry in a public pool.
Throw newspapers back at paperboys.
Throw stones at people walking past your house.
Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
Touch strangers.
Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
Try to fit the word "cornucopia" into every sentence you say.
Unbend all the paperclips you can find, then replace every eraser you can find with a rubber band.
Use the last square of toilet paper and do not change the roll.
Vacuum your lawn. (Or preferably somebody else's)
Wait until you get to work to shave.
Walk around at the casino, looking at people's hands and giving them advice loudly. "Wow, that's a GOOD one!" or "Get rid of the nine; you've got a pair of kings!"
Walk into people's houses, go straight to the fridge without saying hello, and help yourself to their food.
Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, "Do you know the muffin man?"
Walk up to random strangers insisting you are family.
Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, "I've been watching you eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're weird!" Leave the restaurant.
Walk very slowly, and make sure nobody can get past you, move in front of them when the try.
Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
Wash and scrub the trees in your front lawn.
Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
Wear a lot\of cologne.
Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
Wear alarming combinations of pink and green and comment about everybody else's fashion sense.
Wear large hats during the movies.
Wear nothing but white and go mud wrestling.
Wear odd shoes.
Wear your cap backwards and say "Yo, wazzup?" a lot.
Wear your pants backwards.
When a cop pulls you over, when they step up to your car, drive forward slowly and make them walk. Especially if it's raining.
When at an ATM, try to have a conversation with it, or pretend it stole your card. (This works best if there's a line.)
When at dinner at a fancy restaurant, keep blowing out the candle in the middle of the table, and blame it on your date.
When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
When giving directions, leave out a turn or two.
When in a chat room, spell everything incorrectly.
When in a conversation, look out the window, then say "Wait, start over. I wasn't paying attention."
When in an elevator, in different voices, shout out random floors, and then watch as you get there, no one gets off.
When in public, pretend you are selling something in an infomercial.
When it says, "Reserved Parking", this means you.
When people ask you to do things, mutter under your breath, "This won't be neccessary where you are going."
When riding up an elevator with a stranger, start singing a song that everyone knows, then expect them to start singing too. If they do not start singing, insist, “Everyone knows that song. Are you stupid?”
When standing near a "high-class person," ask them, "Excuse me, but do I have a booger hanging on my nose? I thought I picked it off."
When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to their right.
When walking down a main road, act like a drunk.
When walking push an invisible cart and make loud squeaky noises.
When walking, talk to yourself constantly.
When you're in an argument, no matter what it's about, keep yelling "I don't see your name on it!".
Whenever anybody says anything to you. Respond by saying, "I know."
Whenever anyone says something, laugh loudly as if they have just told and extremely funny joke.
Whenever somebody says something, ask what the simplest word they said means. When they explain, ask what the simplest word in their explanation means. Repeat this for the entire conversation.
Whenever someone finishes a sentence say, "And then what happened?"
Whenever someone lights a cigarette, tackle the person and yell "Stop, drop, and roll!"
While driving if you see a "How am I driving" bumper sticker, call the number and inform the operator that the driver is doing a great job.
While going down in an elevator scream, "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!" for no apparent reason.
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive and put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
While walking make car noises loudly (Such as changing gears).
Wire up people's cars so the horn comes on as soon as their car is started.
Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

Last beverage → sprite

Last phone call → sis

Last song you listened to → numa numa

Last time you cried→ last year

Last text message → week ago

HAVE YOU EVER:
Dated someone twice → YES

Been cheated on → Yes she dated every josh in 4th grade

Kissed someone & regretted it → no

Lost someone special→ yes

LIST THREE FAVOURITE COLORS:
red, yellow, orange, silver, black

IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU:
Made a new friend → Yes

Fallen out of love → Yes

Laughed until you cried → Yes

Met someone who changed your life →Yes

Found out who your true friends were → I always have known that

RANDOM:
Have you kissed anyone on your friend's list → no...

How many people on your friends list do you know in real life → I don't have a friends list

How many kids do you want to have →3 i guess depends on my job

Do you have any pets → one

Do you want to change your name → wich 1

What did you do for your last birthday → Water park

What time did you wake up today → 7:00

What were you doing at midnight last night → sleeping

Name something you CANNOT wait for→ time traval

Last time you saw your father→yesterday he works days that 24 hours for those who dont have a fire fighter for a dad

What's one thing you wish you could change→ that i can chang more than 1 thing

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → is that his full name

What's getting on your nerves right now → gnat

Most visited web page → Fanfiction

Zodiac sign → Gemini i had 2 look it up

Elementary/middle/high school → (Blank) middle school

Hair color → dark brown

Long or short → longish about mid neck

Are you a freak→ YUP!~

Height → 5'4

What do you like about yourself → My awesome witty comebacks

Piercings → Nope

Tattoos → Nope

Righty or lefty → Righty.

FIRSTS :
First surgery → none

First piercing → None

First best friend → nick

First sport you joined → baseball

First pet→ fishy and goldy they lasted a few hours

First vacation → Florida

First concert → jonas brothers with little sis

First crush→ wont tell u her name

CURRENTLY :
Eating → Nothing.

Drinking → Nothing.

I'm about to → find something to eat

Waiting → new phone

YOUR FUTURE :
Want kids? Yes

Want to get married? Yes

Careers in mind? disney imagineer or mythbuster i am signing up to be a mythturn But I do know that I want a major in Literature or Archeitecture and a minor in Mythology

HAVE YOU EVER :
Kissed a stranger → no

Lost glasses/contacts → yep

Ran away from home → kinda

Broken someone's heart → YEP

Been arrested → Maybe

Turned someone down → yep

Cried when someone died → YES MY BEST FRIEND CARALINE she died of cancer

Liked a guy friend → NO i am not gay but a friend that is a girl yeah

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
Yourself → occasionally

Love at first sight → heck ya

Heaven → Ya

Santa Claus → YUP

Angels → Yes

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

the old sytr didnt look happy" try and guess the book

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Table

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

icarly

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

5:35

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

5:35

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

T.v

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

putting cage out for cousin i cant go outside when i am home and i am bored thats why im doing this

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

reading paramorepercabth16's new chapter

9. What are you wearing?

PJs!!

10. Did you dream last night?

yep

11. When did you last laugh?

5 secs ago because i laugh a lot

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

your the stalker here you tell me

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Nothing seems weird to me

14. What do you think of this quiz?

that u guys r nosy

15. What is the last film you saw?

hms3 because of my sis and her friend

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy

a semi aquatic egg laying mammal of action

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

that i own PJaO jkjkjkjkkjk

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

make people get sarcasm

19. Do you like to dance?

depends i can wat song

20. George Bush:

Proffesional shoe dodger

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Binica (liked name before PJaO

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Malcum or percy

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yup!

WHO DOES THE WORK??

Who's working anyway?

The population of the US is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,
Sitting on your butt,

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.

PREP
~You own a cell phone.
~you own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
~you own something from Hollister
~You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
~You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
you have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total: 5

GOTHIC

~Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
you've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
~Your hair was/is dark. Dark brown
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total: 2

PUNK

You can skateboard
~You've worn plaid.
~you like Converse
~you hate MTV
~You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streeks count)
~You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total: 5

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter.
~you are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
~You get straight A's.-(most of the time, not always)
~You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
you never miss school unless you're sick. (I'm not ALLOWED!)
Total: 3

Athletic
~You watch/watched the Superbowl.
~You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
~You collect your jerseys.
~you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
~You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
~your garage consists of sports equiptment
~You belong/belonged to a school team.
~You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
~You have a specific number
Total: 9

HARDCORE//scene

~You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
~you wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco.
You wear band t-shirts.
~People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
~hair has been died more than 1 color--dark red, orange red, black, blue, and purple
Total: 4

Ten things to see before you die

1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal.

2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.

3. Homer say something intelligent.

4. Taxes disappear.

5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.

6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children. cant do it now

7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.

8. Wrestling people forget their moves.

9. The coyote catch the road runner.

10. The reaction of the teen population if abercombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing.

Stupid test:

18 or lower means you’re not stupid.

~Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
~Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~You have ran into a glass/screen door.
~You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
~You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total= 5

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~You have ran into a tree.
it IS possible to lick your elbow
You just tried to lick your elbow.
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
You just tried to sing them.
~You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
~You have choked on your own spit.
~You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
You just looked at it.
Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde. (How does this make you stupid?)
People have called you slow.

total so far= 9

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~You have accidentally caught something on fire
~~~~You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
~~~~~~~~You have caught yourself drooling.
~~You’ve fallen asleep in class
~~~If someone says “fart” you laugh.
~You just laughed.

total so far= 16

Sometimes you just stop thinking
~You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
~People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
~~~~You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
You use your fingers to do simple math.

total so far= 19

You have eaten a bug.
You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
~You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

total so far= 20

You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
~You break a lot of things.
Your friends know not to use big words around you
~You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
~You have fallen out of your chair before
~When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

total so far= 24

total= 24

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):josizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): silver owl

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): 0_o
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): hebjoson
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Blue coke
6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): baidae?
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): alice wait im a guy

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black haven

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) guva fall
10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory) black parrot

LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS):

1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. were is my drum set agian i need to do that drum and symbol thing

2. A will is a dead giveaway.

3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

4. A backward poet writes inverse.

5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.

6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

7. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.

10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.

13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

14. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.

15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

16. A calendar's days are numbered.

17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.

18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.

21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.

22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.

25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

28. Acupuncture: a jab well done.

29. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

If you think the Cocoa-Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, "Did you feel that?"

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

Hold an auction.

Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.

Throw a rave.

Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?"

Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

Have a heated debate with yourself.

Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

Drum on every available surface.

Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

Propose to the other passengers.

Challenge people to duels.

Sell girl scout cookies.

Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.

Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter.

Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend.

Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers.

Shout "Food fight!"

Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce!

Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

Make sushi.

Press your nose against the other passengers, and say "You know, this is what the Eskimos used to do before having sex."

Shave.

Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops

moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

Practice your kung fu.

Make race car noises when people get on and off.

Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

Fly a model airplane.

Do yoga.

Play the accordion

Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.

EVERYTHING I LEARNED FROM PJO ON CRACK:

1. Don't get too hyper off Monsters!
2. Thriller is the best. ever
3. PERCABETH FOREVER!
4. Percy likes electrical shocks
5. Chad is the best gay armadillo ever.
6. Never underestimate an extremely ticked off Thalia
7. Nico will go insane off little kid shows
8. Fake tatoos obviously look real. psh.
9. Never give Percy pudding. You will regret it.
10. DDR solves everything.
11. Poseidon does a horrible John Cena
12. PERCY IS THE BEST EVERR! (sorry just had to add that)
13. Zac Efron needs a rape whistle
14. Never underestimate LAS
15. Rachel is a homophobe! HAH
16. Random person is the best ever
17. Annabeth is a horrible singer
18. Annabeth sings in her sleep
19. Never give demigods lemon frosting. EVER.
20. Carmelldansen is one of those dances that gets you hyped up
21. Four words said by Chad. "Percy is MINE, "
22. Charlie the Unicorn meets Camp Half-Blood. Enough said.
23. When Psirena (Miranda) is writing, ANYTHING is possible! Literally, cuz she's writing it! hahaha

1. Write the name of a person of the oposite sex. Macie

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? blue

3. Your first initial?j

4. Your month of birth?june

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.Nick

7. Your favorite number?7

8. Do you like California or Florida more?Florida

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Be a Demi-god

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THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person: NO WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday!

Ok i took this quiz 5 times and these are the results

1. Morpheus

2.Morpheus

3.Morpheus ( i think im Morpheus...)

4. Applo YES FINNALY

5.Morpheus