I was born into this pleasantly boring world on October 24, 1990. I am the middle kid out of three girls, some people say I have the Jane Brady syndrome but I beg to differ, no one pays attention to me. For example, my older sisters 16th birthday party my mom kept asking people if they wanted something to drink, I kept saying a root beer please, after several times of "no one" answering she said okay so no one wants anything. That's when my sister was like "Mom, Shayla has been pretty much yelling at you for a root beer." They thought it was funny, I thought it was proof.

My life is pretty simple. I just graduated High School. It was pretty cool, my dad is in Iraq and he got to view it from a big screen while I walked the stage. We also got to do a video conference with him before. I'm taking this summer easy because I really just want to sleep. That's all I pretty much do lately. Seriously, last week I slept for 21 hours straight, my mom thought I was dead. The sad part was she didn't realize I wasn't awake until I didn't show up to watch Wipeout with her.

This fall I plan on going to the local college and doing a major in Culinary Arts and another in Education. In life I want to be able to open the most awesome cupcake shop ever but I would settle for being a cooking teacher. I've always wanted to be a teacher, although I have pretty much no patience.

I suck at updating my stories. I know most of you hate me, but hey I'm an 18 year old that just graduated, I have drama in my life. Plus I somehow always get stuck babysitting my amazingly cute nephews. I think I have a stamp on my head that says HEY I'm Easily BOUGHT. See the only way I can actually read fanfiction stories is if I'm watching them, so my mom won't bug me. Sad I know. But I can't actually sit there and type up the stories, plus for some reason my computer is being stupid and saying I need a password to get into Word, so it might be a while, like December(just kidding) when my dad gets home for leave til I update.

I really love most of these stories on here. I swear that since I've started reading fanfiction that I can't focus on reading an actually book. I know it's pitiful, but these have so much more fun things in there that no one would EVER publish. I really don't think that I'm a good writer but I still like to do it.

I might think Edward Cullen is a sexy beast, but I think Jasper Whitlock is a GOD!

Why you might ask?

Well I will make a list:

1. He is gorgeous, I don't care what fanfiction you read he is HOT!

2. He is a vampire, Everyone wants to be bitten (Plus every since I watch Buffy I've always had a thing for vampires, who didn't?)

3. He was a military man, Yeah I like a guy in uniform, don't like I don't care

4. He can manipulate emotions, that's all I'm gonna say;)

5. He isn't as possessive as Edward

6. He is like a mix of Edward and Emmett, What more could a girl ask for?

7. He has,had blue eyes! I can't resist Blue eyes.

8. He has shaggy hair, another one of those things ;)

9. He is into history, and that's sexy

10. He was actually of legal age before he was changed

I can keep going but then I will just end up having to go read a good Jasper/Bella story, and I've already read most or am upto date on reading them so I'm gonna have to stop.

Only Human by Amethyst Jackson