Hi everyone!

A little bit about myself first.

I am a very accepting person, so if you want to be my pal and get problems of your backs, I'm here for ya. Winks

I get a little peeved at spelling and grammatical errors, but everyone makes miztakes.

I do not enjoy being around people who feel the need to belittle or otherwise upset others for their amusement. Yes, I realise I may write stories about these types of things, but remember people, the characters are fictional, hence the website FanFiction.Net.

I am indeed a bisexual guy. If you have any problems with that, please take it up with that brick wall over to your left.

Now to the lighter side of things. I enjoy a good laugh, and think you all might too, so here are some things I found humorous.

Whoever said that nothing is impossible obviously never tried to slam a revolving door...

When a police man asks if you knew how fast you were going, don't say, "You should know moron, you’re the one who pulled me over!"

What not to say to a police man: "Can you hold my beer while I get out my license?" "I thought you had to be in good shape to be a cop." "You're not going to check the trunk, are you?"

See the happy moron,
He doesn't give a damn!
I wish I were a moron...
Oh no! I think I am!

These, I admit, I found on OtakuLady's profile (props and copyright privileges go to her)

"A good friend bails you out of jail, a true friend is sitting next to you saying 'we screwed up... LETS DO IT AGAIN!"

"No tresspassing, violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again."

"This is my ool, as of right now, there's no P in it, and I'd like to keep it that way."

"Track is pointless. No matter how fast you run, you always end up right back where you started."

"Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."

"3 out of 2 people don't understand fractions."

"There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through the suitable application of explosives."

"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."

"Proofread carefully to see if you any words out."

"The greatest feeling in the world is finding out that the one who you like likes you back."

I implore you to read OtakuLady's story Kits! because it's one of my all time favorites.