What's up? I'm your average 8th grade guy, lost amid the confusion of life. It's...Andrew! Feel free to run screaming in the other direction at any point. It's ok. I'm used to it.

Name: Andrew
Age: If I'm human, then maybe 13
Vocation: Slacker guitar player

Guess what? This is the part where I tell you about what I do and don't like!

Songs stuck in my head as of right now: Next Ex-Girlfriend (BfS)

Movies I like as of right now: I actually haven't seen anything recently. Oh, well. Wait! I saw We Were Soldiers the other day. It's depressing! Don't watch it!

Badass of the Week (I'll update this whenever I feel like it): Tony Stark, Iron Man. Ok, this guy is the badass. Robert Downey Jr. is Tony Stark. He is that womanizing bastard! In fact,
I'm considering just leaving this up here permanently. Anyway, I'm talking about the scene where he gets hit by the tank shell, and then flies down to destroy the tank. He shoots this puny little dart at it, and then starts to walk away...BOOM! This huge explosion destroys the tank!

Books of Awesomeness (at least for now): Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut (I never knew what a blood gutter was...)
The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger (Not only does he share the same name as my favorite character on Scrubs, but Salinger wrote a hell of a good book.)
Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury (I'm just throwing this out here- Cpt. Beatty is my favorite character in the whole book. And Clarisse got hit by a car? That really sucks...and I liked her...)
Fullmetal Alchemist. All of it. It might be a bit odd and weird of me, but I personally am a fan of Royai. Or RoyAi, if you prefer. Just saying.

Any of you out there played Pickleball? Is this not proof of sadism in gym teachers? Just have us play freaking tennis, for crap's sake! We do have four courts right across the street! I mean, hitting a whiffle ball with a slab of plastic with holes drilled into it (tangent here, but holes? Like they're gonna make this thing more aerodynamic. Might as well put a swim cap on a rock) is just stupid. Granted, so are most sports, but the only sport I like happens to be regarded as a gentleman's game. So SUCK IT!
Addendum: I believe making us ballroom dance is worse than pickleball. 'S saying something. Note: We don't have to dance! HAPPY DANCE! Wait...