--New Marauder Fic!

Yo.

I'm a 17 year-old chick who tends to hang around the state of Michigan (when I'm not in the state of Insanity).

I adore literature, I plan to teach high school English, and reading is a favourite hobby, as are writing fanfics, poetry, and editing my boyfriend's book-in-progress.

I love music, so if I have the nerve to post something, amazing artists and songs will most likely be involved. Panic at the Disco=LOVE. Pure, unadulterated, effin LOVE.

I have an angel who really is one. Jon is everything to me, so the puppy-love romance that we have will probably prevail in my fics.

I write Harry Potter fics, though I don't write frequently enough to matter...

I'm a Marauder fangirl-and, yes, Sirius is my favourite. He's just so...badboy! (I know, pathetic, is it not?) I love to read about him, and I try to write about him, though I'm not claiming to be any good.

I'll only beta for stories that I would enjoy reading, and that's a pretty broad conglamoration.

If you're on Myspace, I'm /fire_heart59, if you're on Mugglenet Fanfiction, I'm JRChandler, if you're on Youtube, I'm gutdaggat59, if you're on Gaia, I'm i_write_tragedies, and if you're juggling kumquats, can I join? ;)

Friends: Ah, yes, those people. Well, the only one of my adoring fans who happens to be on here is FallenPooka. She's my Crazy Bitch. She's also known as my Lissa. And Greg sits with me and smacks the back of my head when I don't write something correctly. He's slightly muse-ish, and too good-looking for you!=)

Status: Taken, taken, taken. =)

AGE: Smart, sexy seventeen.

Weight: 115lbs, and most definitely the athletic voluptuous type.

Height: Five feet, one and a half inches, dahlings, and very proud.

Sexuality: Straight, though it's always fun to act, well, nowhere near straight! Rainbow pride!

Species: A mix of Martian and Saturanian, with a dash of Earthling thrown in. But we don't like to talk about THAT side of the family...

Hobbies:Talking to Jon, bitching with Melissa, writing, drawing, painting, editing, the whole "high-school" thing, sculpting, drawing and making my own clothes, and talking with Fawkes, my sweet little cockatiel.

Fave tv shows/movies: Wow...I love it all. Fantasy, action, chick flicks, old Disney movies, 80's movies-really anything that's good. I DO NOT like the new movies, you know-the stupid "it's so stupid, it's (not) funny" ones. I HATE those. A lot. As for TV, I don't watch a lot, but I love, on occasion, kid's shows, cartoons from MY generation (the 90's WERE da bomb!), Star Trek (the original, Next Generation), MASH, The Simpsons, Project Runway, and Law and Order (all of them-I'm addicted). I don't like most reality shows, save Project Runway.

Fave Books: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland! Faerie Wars, Harry Potter, The Outsiders, The Inheritance Cycle, Stardust, three select mangas-Loveless, DNAngel, and Wolf's Rain, anything by Marguerite Henry, The Faerie Path books, Bridge to Terabithia, The Secret of NIMH, A series of Unfortunate Events, The Black Stallion//Phantom Stallion series, The Princess Bride, Magyk, My Friend Flicka, Dragon Rider, Inkheart & Inkspell, The Thief Lord, Animal Farm, and anything else to do with animals-especially horses-, dragons, fantasy, or medieval fantasy so many more that I cannot even BEGIN to list them! I'm lost without my books! =) However, I don't like historical fiction, historical non-fiction, or textbooks. Or biographies. They bore me.

Favorite Music: !!PANIC AT THE EFFING DISCO!! Nickelback, Mayday Parade, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, All-American Rejects, Good Charlotte, anything country, all classic rock. If you want to know more, go here and check out my aforementioned YouTube.

QUOTES:

"You know that feeling when you really hafta pee?" -Melissa.

"Or you'll DIE!" -Erin!

"Let there be..."

"Sex!"

"And there was..."

"Cows!"

"And it was..."

"Hairy!" - Food Bitch, Drama Bitch, and I.

"It just makes me think...yellow!" -Jon.

"My little nellow bumpkin!" -Jon.

"Boys will be boys, hiding in estrogen and wearing Aubergine Dreams!'" -Panic at the Disco