One early morning a man sat on a bench and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy:Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

Olny fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish it was summer vacation RIGHT NOW, copy and paste this into your profile.

If when people say "You have the right to remain slight" You say "I ignore that right! AAAUUUGGGHHHH!!" copy this and paste it on your profile

If you support Captain Jack Sparrow and his Jar of Dirt, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you’re against child abuse (in any form) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you could just pop in and out of your favorite stories, changing the storyline as you go along to fit your own agenda, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you prefer bagels. =D

If you go to the dark side for cookies put this on your profile.

If you know that most everyday problems can be solved with duct tape copy this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride(the movie) on the very first day it comes out... I'LL SEE YOU THERE!(oh...and copy this to your profile.)

I love chocolate, it's my medicine, if you are a chocoholic copy & paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you know someone who deserves to be hit by a car, copy this a paste it to your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

If you have made up a bunch of strange words that you use frequently, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you secretly (or not so secretly) think that the names like Albus Severus and Renesmee Carlie (hates Twilight) should NOT under any circumstances be forced upon innocent children as legal names, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you're smart and proud of it, insert this in your profile

If you get obsessed with tv, books or movies that you're always doing your fan fictions about them copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

95 percent of teenagers survive on rap. If you are one of the 5 percent that rocks out, copy this into your profile

If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane (or you think you are), enjoying every minute of it, and proud of it, put this in your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever written the most bizzare cross-over you can think of just for the heck of doing this copy this onto your profile

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you’re a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile. WOOOOHOOOOOO! Go WEREWOLVES!

If you accept people of all races, religions, genders and sexual preference copy and paste this

If you think that the ancient cultures predict the end of the world in 2012 because that when they will cancel Doctor Who, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that stories that make fun of stereotypical fanfic ideas are funny, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever seen a movie or TV show so many times you can quote it word for word and you do so at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote, put this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile. (Maximum Ride)

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace , copy this into your profile.

If your one of those people that get excited about two reviews copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pulled on a door that said push copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (but awesome) put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want wings and powers (I hope you do) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you have an insane best friend, then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read books that no one has ever heard of, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a friend that is a guy, copy and past this into your profile.

If you think that makeup is gross and shopping is boring, copy and past this into your profile.

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather than reading, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV, then copy and paste this into your profile then add your name. RaeVenn-Chan, Fall-For-Deceit, PhoenixTears95, J Spiker, The Awsome Threesome, charmed4lifekaren, Kiera-sama, naruto-hinata-tfe

I read this and it made me cry...:

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular.Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn't get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name.Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, DarkBombayAngel, Cute Little Foxy, lgreg01, demoncat13, Kiera-sama, naruto-hinata-tfe

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

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pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

I'm NOT sorry I'm not a slut.
I'm NOT sorry that I don't drop my pants for any guy.
I'm NOT sorry I don't wear makeup
I'm NOT sorry that I'm not popular
I'm NOT sorry that I can answer questions in class
I'm NOT sorry that I can be classified as a 'nerd' or a 'freak'.
I'm NOT sorry for beating you up cause you made my friend cry.
I'm NOT sorry that I don't go with the crowd.
I'm NOT sorry that I don't judge my friends on social standing.
I'm NOT sorry that I don't die my hair.
I'm NOT sorry that I like to read and write.
I'm NOT sorry that I don't like the colour pink.
I'm NOT sorry that I'm not like most girls.
I'm NOT sorry that my dad beat you up because you are an idiotic asshole.
I'm NOT sorry that I cry.
I'm NOT sorry that I can be a fangirl.
I'm NOT sorry that I read manga and comics.
I'm NOT sorry for waiting for the right guy.
I'm NOT sorry for being the 'Crazy chick'
I'm NOT sorry for having awesome friends that accept me.
I'm NOT sorry for not dating a total ass.
I'm NOT sorry for being who I am.

I AM sorry that you can't accept me for who I am. You don't know what you're missing.

ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN, SHOOTS HIS WIFE, THEN TURNS IT ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE COME AND TAKE HER TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST SAY OF SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE COMES IN AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS A TEACHER: How did that man get off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did. When mommy and daddy fought, he sat next to me behind the couch and told me everything was going to be alright...

66 of you won't repost this. But remember the Bible said: "Deny Jesus in front of your friends, and I will deny you in front of my father." Repost this if YOU ARE NOT ASHAMED. LET GOD'S LOVE SPREAD.

Mature Eyes Only:

Body: This may make you stop and think... very true
Why do we sleep in church,
but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up?
Why is it so hard to talk about God,
but so easy to talk about sex?
Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it easy to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message,
Yet we repost the nasty ones?
Why are churches getting smaller,
But bars and clubs are growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Just remember God is always watching you.
The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father".
Repost this as "Mature Eyes Only."
90 of you won't repost this
God loves you

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone.

She wasn't afraid because it was a small town

and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a
man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and
security wrapped round her, she felt as though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she
walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that
a young girl had been raped in the same alley just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact
that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this
young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look
at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man
she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and
asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost

Even if you can't see Him, God is there. If you believe in God, put this on your profile.

I'm that girl who cries without anyone seeing it.

I'm that girl who hurts herself without anyone knowing it.

I'm that girl who smiles but is hurting inside.

I'm that girl who guides but doesn't know what's right.

I'm that girl who shines but doesn't glow in the dark.

I'm that girl who's kind but never feels the mark.

I'm that girl who'd fight for someone else's rights.

But I'm also that girl who can't sleep at night.

Outside I'm pretty, I'm glowing, I'm strong.

But inside, I'm hurting, knowing I don't belong.

I think of that weight that just hangs above me,

Dropping onto my shoulders ever so slowly.

I don't fight it, I don't struggle,

I just hold it up.

The force on my shoulders,

I'm begging it to stop.

But I just hold it together,

And keep the smile on my face.

Just hoping that one day,

Someone can take my place.

Help me take that burden off her shoulders,
Look past the barriers and help me get hold of her.
Take my hand and it'll weigh no more,
For us girls together, can be stronger than before.

9 out of 10 teenage girls suffer from peer pressure, verbal and/or physical abuse, and stereotyping. If you believe in the power of women and girls like us, and if you believe we can overcome this issue together hand in hand, post this onto your profile and add your name to the list: ColorTheSky, CrazyNerdyFangirl, WannaBeWinged, wishIwereanime, FOAatyourservice,The Midnight Shadow Star, naruto-hinata-tfe

list: ColorTheSky, CrazyNerdyFangirl, WannaBeWinged, wishIwereanime, FOAatyourservice

A Bit About Friends

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
REAL FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Damn! We really messed up! It sure was damn fun, though"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. And joke about it in private later.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
REAL FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue. Or keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing biography of your life, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
REAL FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
REAL FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say it’s because your gay isn't it?'

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will crack under interrogation
REAL FRIENDS: Will not only keep their mouths shut, but will help you hide the body

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will look at you like you’re crazy when you tell them you’re an alien from outer space
REAL FRIENDS: Will break you out of the loony bin and drive you to New Mexico to meet up with the mother ship.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will know all your passwords
REAL FRIENDS: MADE all your passwords

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile or only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Talks you out of running away.
REAL FRIENDS: Asks, “Do you want help? I could give your parents death glares when you’re gone.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Takes the blame for you.
REAL FRIENDS: Screams, “She did it! She did it! I’m innocent

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Asks you to take them for a ride in your new car and understands if you say no.
REAL FRIENDS: Steals your keys and takes it for a joyride, and the police bring it back at midnight the next week looking like an eighty-year-old thing that was just pulled out of the Hudson.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Is happy for you if you’re pregnant.
REAL FRIENDS: Groans and asks, “Who’s the unlucky parent then?”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Helps you when you fall.
REAL FRIENDS: Rolls around laughing and trips you again.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Helps you find your way when you’re lost.
REAL FRIENDS: Is the one putting magnets near your compass, stealing your map, and giving you wrong directions.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Helps you learn to drive.
REAL FRIENDS: Helps you roll your car into the lake to collect the insurance.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Hides you from the cops.
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason they’re after you in the first place.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Stops you from publicly making an idiot of yourself.
REAL FRIENDS: Is up there making an idiot of their self with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will complain when you have to clean
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit on the couch and say: "Bitch, if you do not get this room clean, I will beat'chou ass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will look at you like you are crazy at times of trouble
REAL FRIENDS: Will be the reason others are looking at you like you are crazy

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this!
GOOD FRIENDS: Will repost this!
REAL FRIENDS: Will add to it

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus,
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.
So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'
He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes. We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.
Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.
Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.
Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.
As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.
He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.
I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. You now have two choices, you can:

1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart.

As you can see, I took choice number 1

i have 5 fingers for a reason…
My pinky finger:
for my best friend, and the promises i will never break.
My ring finger:
for that special boy, when the time is right.
My middle finger:
for that b●tch* who pushes me to far...
My pointer finger:
to pick out my dearest family members.
My thumb:
to show the rest of the world I'm going to be okay

A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for someone you loved, copy and paste this into your profile.

The Ouran Alphabet

A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend

B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka

C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day

D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen

E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot

F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender

G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt

H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins

I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be

J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai

K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins

L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand

M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type

N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back

O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business

P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff

Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori

R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color

S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear

T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club

U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny

V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot

W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother

X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had

Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins

Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join

This was made by RockerGirl0709. If you have never heard or seen the Ouran Alphabet before until now, copy and paste this into your profile

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Oh anime, anime! Where would we be?
If your presence not grace us ever so fully?
I know just what to do; we should propose a grand toast!
The grandest of toast with your preferred host!

Now young and fair girls, come one and come all!
Pick a partner to take to our anime ball!
We have every character; just tell us your type:
Height, eyes, hair color, and favorite plight.

Do you go for the leader? The king of all kings?
Who commands respect with all the awesomeness he brings?
The person in charge, who knows just what to do,
until rejected, then goes to his emo corner to cry “boo hoo!”

Or is the smart one the way you will go?
He smiles up front, he puts on quite the show.
No problem too big for him, the solutions are clear.
But a darker side will show if you get too near.

And then we have twins, who are rarely apart.
Could it be incest, or brotherly heart?
Mischievous, impish, the troublesome lot.
They differ in some ways, just don’t ask me what.

Perhaps the strong and silent man suits you best.
Barely a word ever escapes from his chest.
You may feel he’s no emotion as life passes by.
Dare offend his friends, and then you can expect you will fly!

But may haps the cute little boy with the cake?
Looks pure as a doll and you may fear he might break.
Do not be deceived, his age is more than he appears,
and he knows kung-fu! Whoa. Watch out little dears!

Or perhaps the new guy who is shy and polite?
Who will smile, take orders, and won’t put up a fight.
He listens and counsels, importantly deems.
But is everything with him just as it seems?

What if you’re a guy, who wishes a girl or two?
I think we might round up something for you.
Although our host club is comprised of guys,
a woman’s touch is at work beneath your eyes.

Laughing and smiling, tenacious and loud,
the manager can always catch quite the crowd.
The fortitude for more to go above and beyond!
No one knows what she thinks or of who she is fond.

And another you may find, with a mind open as can be.
A poor little girl that can set the rich free.
Although, go after her, you’ll hear Tamaki scream,
“If you touch my Haruhi, it is you I will cream!”

Choose any one; our doors are open for you!
This night is the night for your dreams to come true!
Your desired host is yours, providing you pay.
But none of you are commoners, so you should be okay.

Post this poem to your profile if you love Ouran!

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more,who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~ PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415, NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from fictionpress.net), Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon, talkstoangels77, Wings of Wind, Stargazer-Aika, Mangascribbler, suckerforromance234, wishIwereanime, FOAatyoursevice, The Midnight Shadow Star,naruto-hinata-tfe

If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber disappeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!"

94% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber went missing, 5% of Girls would be running around everywhere screaming "YES! HE'S GONE!", 1% would be giggling and poking their new hostage. Post this on your page if you are part of the 1%.

If you are part of the .0000000001% that does NOT have a Myspace, post this on your profile.

92 percent of teens have moved on to rap and hip-hop. If you're one of the 8 percent that likes to rock and roll, copy this into your profile!

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If YOU'RE one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into YOUR profile.

98 percent of the internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the six percent who arent, copy this, put it in your profile and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Takarifan101, hurkydoesntknow, RandomessSakura, RikuLuvr, byakuganwalker, RoxasRoxOutloud, sharinganrivers, MattsyKun_TEFA, LunaBlackLovesPie, FOAatyoursevice,naruto-hinata-tfe

Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

98 of teenage population does or had tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, Perfect Dreams, PaigeySama, RockerGirl0709, FOAatyourservice,naruto-hinata-tfe

If you LIKE WAFFLES, copy this into your profile! Add your name- Twilitassassin13, Meco45, RockerGirl0709, FOAatyourservice,naruto-hinata-tfe

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If u think cats r awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Littlewhisker, Mintytooth, Mistytail, RockerGirl0709, wishIwereanime, FOAatyourservice,naruto-hinata-tfe

Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Anime Azn Cherry, Princess-Christina-Ark, RockerGirl0709, FOAatyourservice,naruto-hinata-tfe

"Don't you care what others think about you?" my teacher Mrs.Zauerof. "No why should i care?" "I am me what's wrong with that?" if you agree paste this in your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/burst into a song, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile.

Copy and Paste if you have ever snapped your fingers to either a) kill something or b) to set something on fire

If you've ever run into a door copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wonder who started these copy and paste quotes copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thrown objects because of what a fictional character has done, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

Life is not about waiting out the storms. It's about learning to dance in the rain. If you agree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace or Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile.

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you zone out during the day imagining that same dream continuing on then copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever wanted to punch someone in the face copy this to your profile

If your convinced that a mosquito bit you, like it, then told his buddies 'bout you paste this on you profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever ran into a sliding glass door paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Animals count)

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you HATE it when people put the same thing on their profile more than once copy this to your profile.

If you think those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile

Copy and paste if you can type without looking at the keyboard or screen.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you've ever pushed a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile.

If you didn't know that Forte from Save Me Lollipop and Kaoru from OHSHC dubbed version were the same voices until now, copy and paste this into your profile

If you didn't know that Rokka from Save Me Lollipop and Honey from OHSHC dubbed version were the same voices until now, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Fact #162738978342, you were to lazy to read that number. Post this on your profile if it got you.

If you have ever put a complete story on alert please copy and paste.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Seriously? It's just a glass of water!"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

My mind isn't twisted, it's sprained.

Common sense is the enemy of comedy.

Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART

My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you at the same time.

Knowledge is power; Power is the root of all evil. Therefore study evil and excel at it.

What is this 'kindness'you speak of?

Why don't you slip into something comfortable, like a coma. I will gladly help you.

When in doubt...throw a chair.

If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of Progress?

Only two things are infinite: 1)The universe 2)Human stupidity

There are few problems that cannot be solved with large amounts of explosives.

Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

When i go to sleep at night I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned!

What would Scooby do?

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I used to be normal, then I met the freaks I call friends

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Sometimes I lie awake at night asking myself what I've done wrong, then the voice in my head says, "This is going to take more than one night..."

I didn't say it was your fault...just that I was going to blame you

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

If you can't win silently, lose as loud as possible

"You're born an original, don't die a copy because it's better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for who you are not."

Live well, Love much, Laugh often

I can't help but respect anyone who has followed their dreams

Life is short. But books are eternal

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly

Save the world. It's the only planet with chocolate.

I don't need a life. I'm a gamer. I have LOTS OF LIVES!

There is no beginning or end. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift.

'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'

When life hands you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it

I mustache you a question...But I think I will save it for later

Oh you broke your leg? Well that's sad...Now let me use your crutches

I'm bringing a baby T-Rex to school..I gave him a list of all the kids I want him to eat

"Just because I'm cute doesn't mean im nice."

"Education is important, school however, is another matter."

"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more."

"Don’t mess with me I've got a stick."

"If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving."

"You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it."

"Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls."

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'"

“To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.”

“Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.”

“We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.”

"If life gives you lemons, squeeze them in your enemies eyes."

QUETE TIME!!!!!!

"If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it." ~Toni Morrison

"Sanity? What would I do with something as useless as that? Lucky for me I never had any such thing." --Kenpachi Zaraki on Sanity

"iObject. Because Life is Contradictory." --Phoenix Wright on Life

"I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!" --Light Yagami on Potato Chips

"Roy Mustang is dead sexy... In a miniskirt." --Vic Mignogna on Miniskirts

"Spam, a tuna, spam spam tuna tuna, spam, a tuna, on toasted wheat bread. Spam spam tuna tuna spam spam tuna tuna, on toasted wheat bread! Don't stop, believing, hold on to that feeling--iiing! After this i must go to broadway..."-- Fullmetal Alchemist: the abridged Movie: The Conqueror of Stromboli

Oh, where, oh where has my tuna gone, oh where oh where can it be?" --FMA The Abridged Movie

Silence is golden, but ducktape is silver!

"MY CABBAGES!!!!!" - Cabbage man from Avatar the Last Airbender

"I'M TURNING THIS CAKE INTO A BOMB!”

"Good God, is she in the running for 'brattiest princess ever'? Must've been spoiled rotten when she was growing up."

"Evil Twins Get Away From My Daughter !!!!!" - Guess who ;D

"Mama!" - Tamaki

(Tamaki) "This Anime is obviously a school love comedy! Haruhi and I are the main characters so that means we are love interests" (Twins) "Yeah then what are we?" (Tamaki) "You boys are the homosexual supporting cast. So please make sure you dont step across this line" *draws line of floor* (Twins) "You've got to be kidding" - One of my many fav scenes in OHSHC

"...Bad idea..." - MORI!!!!!

"My train of thought ran away and didn't come back. It now lives in the wild."- Thief of Black Winged Hearts

"I have even lost my queen." Roy Mustang after his team got disbanded, talking about Hawkeye

Quick! Number your 12 favorite Ouran characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1- Hunny

2- Ranka

3- Kyoya

4- Haruhi

5- Kaoru

6- Chika

7- Hikaru

8- MORI (XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD)

9- Mizuchi

10-Kirimi

11-Neckozawa

12- Tamaki

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

- NO.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

- Four is cute, not hot.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

- First of all... EWWWWW!!! Second of all How would that even work?

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

-Nope.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

- Hell no.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

- Neither

7) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

- She had always seen him as a Dark Prince, even when she got older. He had ony seen her as a hinderance.

8) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

- I've never read it, but there are a lot out there.

9) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic

- Jelousy Brings Us Together (I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE! DON'T JUDGE ME!)

10) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

- Idt so. What is het?

11) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

- My friends can draw? JK! The only one that can draw has never heard of OHSHC

12) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

- Unless Two was constantly butting in and trying to protect four (or was it five) HELL NO.

13) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

SCARY!

14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Say What You Need To Say or Time After Time

- 15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

- WARNING: These dumb questions wanted me to come up with a warning for a story I would never write, so don't hate me for it, but here you go.

- 16) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

-No. Just. No.

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