Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

I love these quotes, I just think stuff like this is awesome.

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be."

"If someone says: "That's impossible,"
You should understand it as: "According to my very limited experience, and narrow understanding of reality, that's very unlikely."" (BTW it p*sses people off when you tell them that buts its true. Then again though, not everyone likes hearing the truth but it sure can be fun telling it!)

"When people can walk away from you, let them walk. Don't try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring for you, coming to see you, or staying attached to you. When people can walk away, let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left."

"The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid."

"Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere."

"This isn't war its pest control!" - Doctor Who

"There is no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying till you run out of cake!" -Portal, GLaDOS

"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"

"i didn't attend school much, i spent days planning, learning to retouch and taking pictures. my studies suffered and my passion bloomed. it was 'illogical and thoughtless' but i thought, why should i listen to a miserable, high school teacher about how to live my life?" Nirrimi

"i've learnt that to make dreams come true, you have to be obsessed. truly, utterly obsessed. i think of obsession as passion squared, and if you have passion for something people will see that. if you go through an entire day without doing something towards your dream, you're not obsessed enough to make it happen."

ThInGs To PoNdEr:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

So what's the speed of dark?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?(I say purple... give me a smurf and we'll find out.)

Why do people say that they slept like a baby when babies sleep for like only two hours?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?