Scofflaw Ash
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Joined 01-06-08, id: 1466932, Profile Updated: 06-16-08
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Well,hello.

I like to be referred as Scofflaw Ash.

I can't stand anime or manga ending,I get frustrated and always want it to continue.

First thing I do when an anime or manga ends,is to browse the entire net,looking for good long endless fanfictions.

I absolutely love Drama and Romance,and if possible,Erotism,meanwhile gore and pornography do not bother me.

I don't think my orthography sucks too bad but it doesn't mean I make no mistakes,so please,in case you see any,let me know.

Reading fanfictions is one of my first passion. When I was young,I remember every time my mother went to work and i was alone at home I would look for romantic stories involving Anime characters,hoping they would find true love and be happy. Fanfictions are rivers of passion which source comes from our feelings.

Well,if your still here and want to learn more about me,here are some infos:

Starting with what I like the most:

-Music.I'm a music-lover. I wouldn't really be living without it. If music disappeared,it would be as if every meal you eat was tasteless,you'd live,but there would be no pleasure anymore biting in a red and juicy apple.Well,I hope I'll never be deaf...

-Japanese Culture. And when I mean Japanese culture,you can be sure I'm not talking about reading Naruto from time to time and eat ramen for dinner. I'm refering to Kabuki,played with Shamisen and Koto,New and Old Japanese language,Tea ceremony,Calligraphy,Contemplating nature drinking a cup of Macha tea.

- 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

- If you have ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" or pulled on a door that said "Push", copy this into your profile.

- Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile

- If you ran up a "Down" escalator, and ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile

- If you ever tripped your own feet, copy this into your profile

- If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, please copy this into your profile.

- If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile

- If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile.

If you like copying and pasting things to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Some things that you reeaaallyyy gotta try w

Found this on someon'e profile: Something to make you laugh- Way to freak out people in elevators

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occassionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

51. Run into the elevator when there is a lot of people on and its about to close, push all the buttons and run off.

52. Start screaming hysterically when someone starts to talk

53. Say I like milk and smile very big at the person next to you.

If you have faith that Zuko is still good and had good reasons for what he did in the season 2 finale, copy and paste this into your profile!

-Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs!

-For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that those god-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have gotten hit by a parked car, copy this into your profile

If you think that OC reeaaaalllllyyyyyyyyy sucks because the serie is so much better with the original caracters, copy this on your profile.

If you love singing Hoist the colours with your crew while drinking rhum and laughing because a huge storm is dangerously threatening to destroy your ship, copy this onto your profile.

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Red Painted Night by Demetria912 reviews
AU. Aang is the prince of all the nations because his father has taken over the world. Toph was taken as a slave for Aang after her family got stripped of it's social status. He thinks she's amazing. She thinks he's a jerk. How will this work? TA SS MZ KH
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,133 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Toph, Aang
Friday Night by soccerfanatic16 reviews
AU taang mild zutara mild sukka Just when everything seems to fall into place, her world is shattered. And it all started with a gun shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,594 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Aang, Toph
100 Years by AssaultSloth reviews
Locked away in the bowels of New Ozai, former king Bumi reminisces on a century of living. Experience the Mad Genius’ turbulent childhood in a world gripped by war.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 168,707 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Bumi, Aang
Fire's Ice by BlueArcticWolf reviews
What if Katara hated Zuko, but loved the Blue Spirit? How will Zuko make her love him for him? Zutara fic. some TophAang, SokkaSuki
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,813 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Makes Me Wonder by CrystalRose727 reviews
Tokka She makes me wonder why I haven't gone crazy yet...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Toph, Sokka
Revenge by Belgianwritersblock reviews
Toph at the age of 17 has been raped and is out for revenge. It's Tokka, the central person is Toph. Rated M for various reasons, amongst wich a lemon in the last chapter. Please review! Sequel is up!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,739 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Toph, Sokka - Complete
Going Downhill Fast by Naminette reviews
la journée de Ban ne pouvait pas mieux commencée...
Get Backers - Rated: K+ - French - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Ban - Complete
For the Love of a Duck by Abarero reviews
When Fakir wakes up one morning to find that a new story has been started, he has no choice but write it until the ending. But this curse is going to require him to face the hardest task of all Love. FakirAhiru
Princess Tutu - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,771 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Complete
PS, from Ba Sing Se,with love reviews
Sokka and Aang are fighting in the war against the Fire Nation,while Toph and Katara are staying at Ba Sing Se,worrying about them.The only contact they have is a short letter that Sokka occasionally send them. Tokka and hints of Kataang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Toph, Sokka