The Evil Gerbil
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Joined 06-10-05, id: 829804
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

Hi

My name is Katie

aka:

THE EVIL GERBIL

I like:

potatoes, water, swimming, finding out something, using my brain, having excellent grammar skills when I wish to apply them, naruto, anime, anything that has to do with the times of settlers and pioneers, movies, having freinds appreciate me for absolutley nothing, rabbits, the Shikamaru X Temari pairing, scaring people with scary faces, laughing, the feeling you get when you do something extraordinary, love, air, wind, grass, nature, things that make people smile or laugh, laughing myself insane, news that makes you go "awwww" or makes your heart light, the noise that one makes when falling or tripping over something small, I LOVE MY FREINDS... (speshally you, Lii-chan)-

I love rabbits, and, ironically, don't care much for my gerbil minions.

Okay, for those few of you who would like to know the story of the Evil Gerbil, at all wnt something like this...

(you find yourself spinning in a dream cloud of mine)

It was at Nii's birthday party at a lazer tag emporium. I, being as insane as I am, Made funny faces and snide, ironic, hilarious, cheesy remarks to people I had, and hadn't, ever met before. Ask anybody, especially Nii, and they'll tell you I have Little dignity, for which I use to do do Extremely Stupid things. I had just done something really squeaky and High-Pitched, when suddenly, Nii's older sister, Sarah, Says, "Katie, you could pass as an Evil Gerbil." And from then on, I have taken up the title Evil Gerbil. (Even if only Sarah calls me that)

GUESS WHAT MY LITTLE FRIENDS OF FUN!!!

SCHOOL IS IN!!!

WHICH CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING... It's almost time for my birthday!!!

I'd like a birthday review on my two less popular stories, and as a gift to you...

I'll be publishing chapters one and two of my new story, Only Story of Mine. It's an InoChou pairing fanfic, and I want to know if you want me to continue after two chapters. So, we'll see how it goes.

Love-

Evil Gerbil.

OH EHM GEE!!!! If any of you see a picture of the Fullmetal Box Brigade...

And Its Havoc box...

THAT'S ME!!!!!!! XD

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Face to Face by ruby-dwarfy reviews
Sasuke and Naruto have been pen pals for eight years. What happens when they meet for the first time? AU. WARN: Yaoi, coarse language Sasunarusasu, shikatema, other couples undecided
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Temari's Dream Come True by BloodTears101 reviews
My first fanfic. Temari wants to find her one true love Shikamaru! Lead Pairing: TemarixShikamaru and GaaraxMao. Chapter 9 is up. Rated for Lemon. Now edited by Desert Rose
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,204 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari
shikamaru X temari in the bedroom by shadow123367 reviews
shikamaru and temari are husband and wife and they had been on a mission temari got cut so tthey went to the hospital then home but what happens next? lemon...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Nine Long Months by silvercage reviews
Shikamaru and Temari find themselves in quite the predicament.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,355 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
Mistaken Love by SUPERJAILed reviews
Ino and Sakura play a game of zap, while a drunken Rock Lee wanders the streets of Konoha in search of women. NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaTema, InoSasuSaku, slight KibaAka and a little more than slight GaaTem. Rated M for later chapters. Read. Love. Review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,935 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Team Gai: Chronicles by Erisabesu reviews
Tenten, Lee, and Neji start out like most teammates over years of teamwork, bonds are made and bonds are tested. NejiTentenLee threesome. Manga spoilers. Gift for Hashire in the naruto wishlist exchange, therefore written with her preferences in mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,608 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Tenten, Lee R. - Complete
Naruto: Lemon Chronicles by Elenel reviews
Even ninjas need to have time for fun. Contains NaruHina, ShikaTema, NejiTen and basically whatever else I come up with. Rated M for scenes of sexually explicit actions. It's my first fanfic so I apologize if it sucks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 1/8/2007
Too Thin by Oh Dee reviews
Temari tells Shikamaru her opinion on his eyebrows...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Ii Otenki Desu Ne by sorviball reviews
Shikamaru fantasizes about Temari-shaped clouds. Lots of lemon later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/13/2005
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A Very Sweet Sixteen reviews
A ShikaTema centered fic. InoChou NaruHina GaaSaku NejiTen I plan to add more detailed parts on other pairings.Please review! Enjoy anyways. I do not own Naruto. Sorry for suckiness. My 1st fic. I appreciate all you who reviewed!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,140 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Going Camping reviews
I decided to write a fic about the 'unknown happenings' of a group date in a NarutoOnlineChat on youtube. If ye want to see the chats... search for NarutoOnlineChats on youtube. Thank you, Dyme. AHEM... Neither Dyme nor I own Naruto... Just so you know.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2007
A letter to My Dear reviews
Several lovestruck ninja write poemlike letters to their current or former lovers. I wish I owned Naruto. I wrote all poems in this myself.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2007
Naruto wears SHORT SHORTS! reviews
A series of VERY short stories. PLEASE tell me what Naruto pairings you wish for! PUT YOUR WISH IN THE WISH FISH DISH! [a.k.a. review box]I do not own Naruto, blah, blah, BLAH!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2007