DishonorOnYourCow
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Joined 06-21-09, id: 1978284, Profile Updated: 06-27-11
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Degrassi, and Chronicles of Narnia.

I am an age between 2 and 20. I am on summer vacation and live in the East half of the US of A. I love four things most of all in this world(not including people): music, books, art and sitting in my room with my blinds drawn the lights off and typing on my computer.


SHIPS:
Ginny/Harry
Hermione/Draco
Ron/Luna
Luna/Neville
Fred/Katie
Fred/OC
George/Hermione (it's only cool if it's George I hate Fred/Hermione)
Riddle/OC

Caspian/Susan
Edmund/OC

Clare/ANYONE BUT ELI (Well, not anyone, but I hate Eli and her. Love Munro Chambers though)
KC/ANYONE BUT JENNA (Again, not anyone, but I think Jenna's a bitch. Jessica Tyler seems sweet though)
Emma/Sean
Ellie/Craig
Manny/Jay
Adam/Fiona
Drew/Ali
Drew/Bianca
JT/Liberty
Holly J/Sav

Amy/11
Rose/10
River/Doctor

Kurt/Blaine
Rachel/Jesse
Quinn/Puck (I miss them)
Tina/Mike (awww)

JEWNICORN!


I ADORE DIANA AGRON, EVEN IF I ALWAYS MISPRONOUNCE HER LAST NAME, SHE'S SO FLAWLESS! I DREW MY AVATAR, BUT IT DOESN'T GIVE HER JUSTICE :)


Music: I am obsessed with One Direction, I love pretty much any and all music, Glee and them are my tops though

Shows: Doctor Who, Supernatural, Skins (UK), Degrassi, the Inbetweeners, I adore Graham Norton, Bones, QI (Quite Interesting)

Movies: I love really shit movies. It's weird, but I generally would prefer to watch a chick flick or a crappy "action" movie made for children than a quality movie like Inception (which I also love). I think they're a nice escape :)

Books: Any and All. RomComs to Stephen King, I love it all.

The Ten Labors of Draco and Hermione by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,564 - Reviews: 4171 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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Never Gonna Work
Edmund's time in Narnia had ended. But now he's been brought back. At the same time a girl who is better at annoying him than anyone he's ever met appears. She's glad he feels that way because she doesn't and he's engaged. Can they defeat the Witch? Ed/OC
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Edmund Pevensie
The Gifted reviews
Each century someone with the ability to see the entirety of that century is born. No one knows of their existence, because they could be the ultimate weapon. However, the Dark Lord did find her, and now so much more than just the future is on the line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Sirius B., OC
Saving Sirius Black reviews
After the end of the war Lacie doesn't feel right about everyone who had died. So she takes it upon herself to go back in time and fix it. Leaving the rest of the Golden Quartet in the future. But can she hide what she's there for from everyone? Sirius.OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,496 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Sirius B., OC
Outcasted reviews
What if Draco had an older sister and brother? What if the brother had almost taken over for Voldemort and was now dead? What if everyone hated the sister because she was a Gryffindor and didn't belong? How does Fred fit into this? Here's her story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,088 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - OC, Fred W.
Never Again reviews
A really short one-shot on how Jenna should have reacted to K.C. dumping her and thier baby.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Jenna M., K.C. G. - Complete
The Queen's Pain reviews
Cassiopeia is a pureblood. That doesn't mean she's proud of it, another thing she's not proud of. Rabastan Lestrange, her betrothed. Now she's made a spectacle of herself, and that stupid Sirius Black keeps judging her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Sirius B., OC
Unbroken reviews
Miranda is in love with Fred. She has been in love with Fred and now she is finally going to ask him out. Wait what is he doing? Did he just ask out Angelina? A yule-ball oneshot that will eventually EVENTUALLY be turned into a story. Fred/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,066 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Fred W., OC - Complete