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Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride.

Hello, I published three stories so far. Check them out. Also, of you are looking for some good stories, read VballGal113's:) Enjoy!

Now on for the best part of my profile...

If you don't believe in God, please read this. You'll understand why people belive in the Lord Almighty.

INTERESTING CONVERSATION

An Atheist Professor of Philosophy speaks to his Class on the Problem Science has with GOD, The ALMIGHTY. He asks one of his New Christian Students to stand and ... . .

Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son? Student : Yes, sir. Professor : So you Believe in GOD? Student : Absolutely, sir. Professor : Is GOD Good? Student : Sure. Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL? Student : Yes. Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him. Most of us would attempt to Help Others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD Good then? Hmm?

(Student is silent)

Professor : You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, Young Fella. Is GOD Good? Student : Yes. Professor : Is Satan good ? Student : No. Professor : Where does Satan come from? Student : From . . . GOD . . . Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World? Student : Yes. Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And GOD did make everything. Correct? Student : Yes. Professor : So who created evil?

(Student does not answer)

Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they? Student : Yes, sir. Professor : So, who created them?

(Student has no answer)

Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD? Student : No, sir. Professor : Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD? Student : No , sir. Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter? Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't. Professor : Yet you still believe in HIM? Student : Yes. Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son? Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith. Professor : Yes. Faith. And that is the Problem Science has. Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat ? Professor : Yes. Student : And is there such a thing as Cold ? Professor : Yes. Student : No sir. There isn't.

(The Lecture Theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events)

Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat, a Little Heat or No Heat. But we don't have anything called Cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as Cold. Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat. We cannot measure Cold. Heat is Energy. Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.

(There is Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre)

Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness? Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness? Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the Absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light , Bright Light, Flashing Light . . . But if you have No Light Constantly, you have nothing and it's called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, Darkness isn't. If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness darker, wouldn't you? Professor : So what is the point you are making, Young Man? Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is Flawed. Professor : Flawed? Can you explain how? Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD. You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought. It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing. Death is Not the Opposite of Life : just the Absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you Teach your Students that they Evolved from a Monkey? Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do. Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shakes his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument is going)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this Process is an On - Going Endeavor, are you not Teaching your Opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?

(The Class is in Uproar)

Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever Seen the Professor's Brain?

(The Class breaks out into Laughter)

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever Heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, Touched or Smelt it? . . .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have No Brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?

(The Room is Silent. The Professor stares at the Student, his face unfathomable)

Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son... Student : That is it sir . . . the Link between Man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that Keeps Things Moving & Alive.

It turned out later that the student is Albert Einstein.

Don't be afraid to speak out when you are discriminated, judged according to race, abused, and insulted. If you get into a fist fight and lose, you'll still be famous. and you have Albert Einstein on your side.

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Olympus Weekly? Not Anymore! by silentwolf111 reviews
4th fic in the 'Not Anymore' series. What do you get when you mix 12 all-powerful Olympians with a newspaper read by all of Olympus? If you guessed "total chaos", you are correct. Fasten your seatbelts, folks: we're taking freedom of speech to a whole new level.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 77,158 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/8/2018 - Published: 3/14/2013
Liar in the Mirror by AnikaandAj reviews
My name is Maximum Ride. Or at least, it was before I was forced into pretending to be my sister, Maya. I don't know why I did it. I kept insisting that I did it for survival from people who want me dead. Or to escape from my father, the con man. When Maya went missing, I hadn't known how hard it would be to lie to everyone she knew. Especially when I'm falling for her boyfriend AU
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 218,983 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/31/2016 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
What Are You? by KJ Masi reviews
Tris and Tobias are training the initiates when two unusual prospects catch their eye. Percy and Annabeth are sent to the future to scope for half-bloods also known as Divergent. What will happen to the faction divided city when the world's most unlucky demigods come into the picture? Read to find out. Pairings Fourtris & Percabeth. Rated T for slight swearing and violence.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Blast to the Past by NotSureYetHunny reviews
Getting pulled into a new era certainly wasn't an ideal plan. When Max gets sucked back in time through a crazy machine, she's faced to deal with a whole different time period. How will she deal with lovely ladies, near-demonic duchesses, and a few princes that have taken a particular interest in her? And now that she's gotten herself sucked into this era... *Discontinued*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Max, Fang
Rebels With Wings by VballGal113 reviews
"On the count of three!" I yelled. I smile at everyone and yell "One!...Two!...Three!..." When I say three everyone takes out their paintball guns and starts firing at a drug store. What happens when a gang of rebel girls meet Fang and his goodie good group? FAX and rated T just in case. Also I don't own Maximum Ride.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,470 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 3/10/2013
Three is a Magical Number by LoveHappyEndings reviews
Three Furies. The Big Three. Three lives you must live again to achieve the Isles of the Blest. When Percy and Annabeth stand in the Underworld, they try for the Isles of the Blest, not knowing if they'll see each other again. With their luck they will, but as who? Please stop just following and not reviewing, feedback is loved as well!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,753 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Waking Up by NotSureYetHunny reviews
When you've got someone like him to wake up to, everything just feels perfect.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Max, Fang - Complete
Will I Ever Be Loved by VballGal113 reviews
The girl's name is Maximum Ride and she is beaten by a cruel man named Jeb. One twist though that no one even knows and is the only reason she is alive, she has 2 percent avian DNA in her blood. Her mother died while giving birth to her and the avain DNA was to make sure Max would live. Will Max be able to survive a move to Arizona and start fresh in a new school. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,587 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012
FanFiction? Not Anymore! by silentwolf111 reviews
3rd fic in the 'Not Anymore' series. Hephaestus has done it again! This time, he has found FanFiction, a website in which the gods publish their (not-so-great) writing! But what happens when a mysterious person starts leaving harsh flames on the gods' stories? One thing's for sure; things are going to get ugly.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 30,117 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Complete
Forgetting and Remembering by LoveHappyEndings reviews
In kindergarten, Fang and Max used to be best friends. Until an incident that Fang forgets and Max remembers. The many memories that Fang has forgotten are starting to come back and Max isn't so sure they should. With an unexpected ally, a whole group of friends and a trip to the Aloha State, can Max get her happy ending? All human. Chapters are quite short.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 40,582 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
YouTube? Not Anymore! by silentwolf111 reviews
Sequel to 'Hephaestus TV? Not Anymore'. Hephaestus has just discovered YouTube, a website in which the gods can interact with mortals and their demigod children without their knowing it! When Hephaestus has the gods each create their own YouTube channels, watch videos, and post their own videos (sometimes to the dismay of other gods), craziness is definitely going to follow...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,784 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Complete
Hephaestus TV? Not Anymore! by silentwolf111 reviews
Ratings are down for Hephaestus TV, and Hephaestus is out of ideas. In his opinion, who wouldn't want to see the worst wife in the world (though she is very beautiful) caught red-handed? Apparently, the gods are bored of this. That's when Hephaestus comes up with the idea for the gods themselves to come up with their very own shows; and things are about to get really whacky.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 14,450 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Complete
Angel With A Shotgun by cutiepie5514 reviews
Fang is not an ordinary guy. He's an angel. He's successful and good at what he does. Once he completes a mission saving a man by the name of James Griffiths from death, his life takes a turn. Fang meets James's best friend, Maximum Ride and immediately likes her. Will he break the ultimate angel rule and become attached to a human? If he does, what's going to happen? AU, not AH.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,553 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Max, Fang
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Knack for Knowing reviews
April has a knack for knowing things. One day when she and her friend Ellie are taking a walk in the woods, an explosion changes their lives forever. Will the explosion ignite up tension between April and Ellie? Or will it show that April's knowledge be too much for them to handle? Read, unless you are like April and already have an idea of whats going on.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Max
Wings on My House
What happens when the Maximum Ride Flock find in necessary to move now and then so that Erasers and the school don't find them? Creativity comes into play with how to hide and run. Flying, with giant robots, or finding a new home? The Flock will find some way to avoid Erasers and have fun. Inspired by Kacey Musgrave's song, My House. One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Max, Gazzy/The Gasman, Angel - Complete
Before the Beggining reviews
Ever wonder how Itex was started? Ever wonder why it was created? Always thought that it was something cruel that no one would want to imagine? Think again. Maybe it is innocence gone wrong, but you never know. Rated T just to be safe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013