Guin Parris
 Author has written 10 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Willow, Thor, and Norse Mythology. Hello! I'm a strict tomboy and a would be footballer(soccer). I am a die hard, hands down lover of Orlando Bloom and Gary Oldman. I love both of these guys. I am also a huge fan of Harry Potter. I LOVE Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks Lupin, and Andromeda Tonks. Also quite the Batman&Commissioner Gordon fan. Enjoy my fanfics! The fun stuff: Quotes: "Elizabeth, I should've told you every day from the moment I met you...I love you." Will Turner, COTBP "You like pain? Try wearing a corset!" Elizabeth Turner, COTBP "Why's the rum gone?!" Capt. Jack Sparrow, COTBP "Elizabeth, it would never have worked between us, darling. I'm sorry. Will...nice hat! Friends! This is a day you will always remember as the day you..." Capt Jack, COTBP "No, he's a pirate" Elizabeth Turner, COTBP "You look beautiful." Will Turner, DMC "Time to go!" Will Turner, DMC "And then I intend to return here, to marry you." Will Turner, DMC "Come to negotiate eh, you slimy git?...I got a jar of dirrt! I got a jar of dirrt! And guess what's inside it!" Captain Jack, DMC "Oh buggah!" Captain Jack, DMC "I'm here to find the man I love" Elizabeth Turner, DMC "And I owe them all money" Capt. Jack, AWE "You will listen to me. Listen! The Brethren will still be looking to us, to the Black Pearl to lead. And what will they see? Frightened bilge rats aboard a derilect ship? No. No, they will see free men. And freedom! And what the enemy will see is the flash of our cannons, they will hear the ring of our swords, and they will know what we can do! By the sweat of our brows and the strength of our backs, and the courage of our hearts! Gentlemen...hoist the colours. HOIST THE COLOURS!" Elizabeth Turner, AWE "Will you marry me?" Will Turner,AWE "Elizabeth Swann, do you take me to be your husband?" Will Turner, AWE "I do," Elizabeth Turner, AWE "Will Turner, do you take me...to be your wifetwirl...in sickness and in health...with health being the less likely?" Elizabeth Swann, AWE "I do." Will Turner, AWE "As Captain I now pronounce you...you may kiss...ah, ha ha ha!...you may kiss...Ah, JUST KISS!" Barbossa, AWE "I'm gonna need the other one" Will Turner, AWE "It's always belonged to you. Will you keep it safe?...kiss...keep a weather eye on the horizon" Will Turner, AWE "Yes...yes. Will!" Elizabeth Turner, AWE "He's only mostly dead. All dead there's only one thing you can do...start going through his pockets and look for spare change" Billy Crystal, The Princess Bride "God created men first. Because you always have a rough draft before your good copy" my friend Debbie's science notebook freshman year. "Let's hunt some orc!" Aragorn, LOTR FOTR "What about breakfast?...We've had one yes, what about second breakfast?...What about elevenses? Luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, supper? He knows about them doesn't he?" Pippin, LOTR FOTR "Shall I describe it to you?...or would you like me to find you a box?" Legolas, LOTR TTT "What about side-by-side with a friend?" Legolas, LOTR ROTK "I'm loopy for Lupin!" goofy me about Professor Lupin and David Thewlis. "Please do that stomach thing, Gerry! GERRY! GERRY! GERRY:D" goofy me about Gerry Butler's dancing scene when watching the trailer for "P.S. I Love You" "Mommy!" a wide-eyed drooling me as I gaze at lovely Eric Bana in The Time Traveler's Wife. "He'll sleep till dawn and snore like his father. It's you that needs me." Tonks, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. "We do not offer second chances." Caius, New Moon. "They have something I want." Aro, Breaking Dawn Part 1. "It is the quality of one's convictions that determines success, not the number of followers." "Who said that?" "Me." Remus Lupin, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2. "Bazinga!" Sheldon Cooper, Big Bang Theory. "Wotcher!" Nymphadora Tonks Lupin. "This case is empty...empty, as in the opposite of full. This case is supposed to be full! Anyone care to explain?...I'm screwed!" Zorg, Fifth Element. "No! OH! I cannot let this be!...You will be cursed as I am to walk in the shadow of death for all eternity. I...love you too much to condemn you." Count Dracula, Bram Stoker's Dracula. "I said shut UP! Hello, Harry. I see you've met my mother." Sirius Black, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. "Get away from my godson!" Sirius Black, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. "P.S. The bird bites." Sirius Black, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. "The ones that love us never really leave us. And you can always find them...in here." Sirius Black, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. "I gotta get me one of those!" Lieutenant James Gordon, Batman Begins. "Actually, this time, I saved him." Commissioner James Gordon, The Dark Knight. "He does that." Commissioner James Gordon, The Dark Knight "I DID MY WAITING! TWELVE YEARS OF IT! IN AZKABAN!" Sirius Black, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. "...Why? What's wrong with me?" Zorg, Fifth Element. "Don't call me Nymphadora!" Nymphadora Tonks Lupin, Order of the Phoenix. "Don't call me Nymphadora, Remus. It's Tonks." Nymphadora Tonks Lupin, Order of the Phoenix. "Did you like question ten, Moony?" "Loved it. Give five signs that identify a werewolf...one: he's sitting in my chair. Two: He's wearing my clothes. Three: his name's Remus Lupin..." Sirius and Remus, Order of the Phoenix. "Very clean, these Muggles." Tonks, Order of the Phoenix. "I was never a prefect myself. My Head of House said I lacked certain necessary qualities. Like the ability to behave myself." Tonks, Order of the Phoenix. "No one would have made me a prefect, I spent too much time in detention with James. Lupin was the good boy, he got the badge." Sirius Black, Order of the Phoenix. "...Just some nut." James Gordon, Batman Begins. "We got you, you..." Commissioner Gordon, Dark Knight. "I couldn't find any mob bosses." Lieutenant James Gordon, Batman Begins. "Clear the corners, rookie." Commissioner James Gordon, Dark Knight Rises. "I have crossed oceans of time to find you." Count Dracula, Dracula. Copy and Paste (some of this is not my work) If you firmly believe that Will Turner's curse is broken and that he's free to be with his family after ten years, paste this into your profile! If you believe in a happy ending for Will and Elizabeth Turner, paste this into your profile! If you'll never understand why everyone loves High School Musical and thinks Zac Efron is hot, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are completely obsessed with and/or have a major crush on Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Lord Cutler Beckett, or James Norrington and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and put the ones you like in Italics. If you HATE High School Musical with a passion, and think those people have no real talent, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have a thing for Sir Sean Connery, paste this into your profile. If you have a HATE J.K. Rowling for going on a killing spree in her last three Harry Potter novels, paste this into your profile. If you'll do anything for your love Orlando Bloom, paste this into your profile. If you watch Whose Line is it Anyway and laugh your butt off, paste this into your profile. If you watch Craig Ferguson and laugh your butt off, paste this into your profile. If you have a thing for older actors like Liam Neeson, Gary Oldman, etc. paste this into your profile If you literally dress in head to toe Pirate gear, paste this into your profile If you think Rosalie needs an attitude adjustment, paste this into your profile. If you feel sympathy for Emmet when he marries Rosalie, paste this into your profile. If you ever watch the end of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and shrug Cedric's death off with the statement "He's not dead. He's a vampire now!" paste this into your profile. If you can't stand the sight of pink, paste this into your profile. If perfume and all feminine products(make up, waxing, etc) make you gag, paste this into your profile. If you love purple or skull and crossbones or skull and cross- swords, paste this into your profile. If you enjoy eating from your POTC PEZ(R) dispensers(either Jack or Will) paste this into your profile If you think Vanilla Coke should make a comeback, paste this into your profile. If you love Twix PB paste this into your profile. If you love to donate your blood(strange, I know, but it's selfless) paste this into your profile. If you think the Bone Cage from Pirates 2 should be a real ride at Disney, paste this into your profile. If you adore Tonks, Ginny, Mrs. Weasley, and Luna, paste this into your profile. If Lupin makes you howl at the moon, paste this into your profile. If you think Percy Weasley is a prissy jerk, paste this into your profile. If Bill Weasley is the hottest Weasley, paste this into your profile. If you wanted the Grimmauld Place argument between Lupin and Harry to be in the movie, paste this into your profile. If you squeal and sigh over Orlando Bloom's son, Flynn, paste this into your profile. If you think that The Lion King is the best Disney animated film EVER, copy and paste this onto your profile. I am NOT, nor will I EVER be, "Lady-like". I am a Tomboy and proud to be one. Don't hate me because I have OCs. If you think about it, all characters are OCs. So deal with it. Not all fangirls are rabid, obsessive stalkers. Smart fangirls exist too, you know. support strong female characters. They can kick the boys' butts any day! I listen to film score. It's awesome! If Lupin never dies in your beliefs, paste this into your profile. If you think J.R. Rowling should've kept her parallel of Harry's upbringing to Neville's, paste this into your profile. If you love Neville Longbottom now more than ever, paste this into your profile. If you think that Remus should've been the one to dispatch Fenrir Greyback, paste this into your profile. If you actually know who Andromeda Tonks is, paste this into your profile. If you'll never understand how Harry thought Sirius and Tonks (who are cousins) were in love, paste this into your profile. If you wanted more Tonks and Lupin in the movies, paste this into your profile. If you brought tissues to the midnight showing of Deathly Hallows Part 2, paste this into your profile. If you dressed up for the midnight premiere of Deathly Hallows Pt. 2, paste this into your profile. If you have a crush on any of the Four Marauders(even Wormtail,) paste this into your profile. I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt! J.K. ROWLING KILLED HIM, I KNOW ... BUT HIS LEGACY LIVES ON IN ALL THE MARAUDER FICS ON THIS SITE! If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm,Pokegirl11, edwards-angel22,Remuslover101, Roza Anne, Guin Parris, If you think J. K. Rowling should write a series for the Marauders, copy and paste this into your profile Nymphadora Tonks is the coolest of the Aurors! If Nymphadora and Remus Lupin never die in your beliefs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Natalia Tena and David Thewlis after seeing them in Harry Potter, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish Andromeda Tonks was in the movies, paste this into your profile. If you like to say "Wotcher!" paste this into your profile. If you would like to have heard Sirius Black singing God Rest Ye Merry Hippogriffs in the film of Order of the Phoenix, paste this into your profile. If you'll never understand how Sirius Black, the most handsome Marauder, never got a girl, paste this into your profile. If you think Sirius Black is the most handsome of the Marauders, paste this into your profile. If you LOVE Gary Oldman, paste this into your profile. If you love David Thewlis and Natalia Tena, paste this into your profile. If you will never forgive the directors of the last three Harry Potter films for chopping down Tonks&Remus's relationship to a line here and there, paste this on to your profile. If you watch Half-Blood Prince and skip the part when Luna saves Harry on the train simply because it's not Tonks, paste this into your profile. If you watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire just for the part with Sirius, paste this onto your profile. If you love it when Sirius says, "Get away from my godson!" paste this on to your profile. If you're angry that Sirius only got a 5 second part in Goblet of Fire, paste this into your profile. If you were the one who cried buckets when James Gordon "died" in the Dark Knight, paste this into your profile. If you wanted to be by Jim Gordon's side in Dark Knight Rises, paste this into your profile. If you love think that Gary Oldman's Dracula just needs love, paste this into your profile. If you can quote Gary Oldman's movies, paste this into your profile. If Goblet of Fire was not your favorite film because there was no Remus and five seconds of Sirius, paste this in your profile. Remus, Tonks, and Sirius all lived happily ever after as one big family. No one can ever tell me otherwise. Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy General Are you obsessed with Harry Potter? Could You Prove That Statement In Court? Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s? What’s Hermione’s? What’s Ron’s? What’s Harry’s? What’s Ginny’s? Have You Seen All The Movies? Read All The Books? What Do You Think Of JKR? Favorites Weasley? Character, Overall? Female Character? Male Charcter? Group Of Characters? Adult? Professor? Ship? Spell? Patronus Charm Sweet? Place? Weasley Twin? Product? Fireworks Shop? Honeyduke's Sweet Shop Least Favorites Weasley? Character, Overall? Female? Male? Barty Crouch Sr. :p Adult? Student? Spell? Book? Ship? Sweet? Death Eater? Shop? Place? Professor? This Or That? Harry or Ron? Hermione or Ginny? Neville or Seamus? Snape or Slughorn? Fred Or George? Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna? Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna? Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione? Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione? ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey? Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes? Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks? James/Lily or Snape/Lily? Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley? Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees? Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet? Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? Random Have you Been to A Release Party? Yes Ever cried while reading one of the books? YES! A Movie? YES! Books or Movies? Movies Had A Dream About Harry Potter? Yes Been To A Fansite? YES! Been to JKR’s Site? No Have You Ever Roleplayed? Yes If So/Do..Who were you/ are you? Andromeda Tonks or my OC Cassie. Did you use to have an absurd theory? Yes! What was it? The veil that Sirius fell through did not kill him. Did you/Do you hide your obbsession? No Did it/ Does it work? no Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all? All the time! Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”? I have. Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials? Yes. Did you just try to prove that wrong? no Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike? I have. Do you find it wierd that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So A Like? Sirusly Do you know what fanfiction is? Would I be here if I did not? Ever Been To A Fanfiction site? Yes! Are you a member of a fanfiction site? Duh!!! What site? Siriusly? Do you like to write fanfiction? Of course! Ever had Harry Potter Candy? Yes! Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff? YES! Do you have Harry Potter Scene It? Unfortunately, no. Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt? Yes, many! What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too? Andromeda. Do You Agree With This? 100 % Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession? Of course! Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter? Yes, many! What’s One?(You don’t have to explain) Cardigans and chocolate relating to Remus. Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter? All the time! Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter? OF COURSE! Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts? yes!! Have you re-read the books? A lot! Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party? No, but I wish! Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical? no. Have You Ever Wrote One? No Do You Want To? Not really Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter? Yes! If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it No Are You Going To Write One? NO IS The Musical Thing Annoying You? Not really. Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter? Of course not. If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm,Pokegirl11, edwards-angel22,Remuslover101, Roza Anne, Guin Parris, List 10 of your favorite Harry Potter characters: 1.Sirius Black 2.Nymphadora Tonks 3. Remus Lupin 4. Andromeda Tonks 5. Teddy Remus Lupin 6.Luna Lovegood 7.Ginny Weasley 8. Harry Potter 9. Neville Longbottom 10. Bill Weasley What would you say or do if… Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? Number 2 asked you to go out with him? Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Number 4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Number 5 cooked you dinner Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Ginny is already a sister to me! number 8 got into the hospital somehow? Number 9 made fun of your friends? Nah, he's too sweet. Number 10 ignored you all the time? Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will number 1 do? You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? It's your birthday. What will number 3 give you? You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does number 4 do? You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will number 5 do? You're about to marry number 10. What's number 6's reaction? You got dumped by someone. How will number 7 cheer you up? You're angry about it afterwards, how does number 8 calm you down? You compete in some tournament. How does number 9 support you? You can't stop laughing. What will number 10 do? Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why Sirius is my husband and truest love; He's clever, sweet, fun, and oh yeah, incredibly handsome! Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction? You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along? Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? Again, THAT'S CREEPY! Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? No, and that's a bit creepy! Number 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do? You had a haircut and number 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Luna probably thinks that garden gnomes cut my hair. She's just fascinated. Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her? So, here is a preview summary for my first Batman fic "Broken Pieces Coming Together": Eight years after Harvey Dent's death, Commissioner Jim Gordon is struggling to carry on. His marriage is over and his children are gone. He is carrying the guilt of hiding Dent's murderous actions. Detective Emma Lawson is also struggling. Her husband has left her and she is pregnant. She and Jim have known each other for years, but a chance adventure brings them closer. What happens when Bane comes to Gotham? Will Jim and Emma's relationship survive? Rated T for romance and action sequences. What do you think? Let me know! I hope you all like it! Here is a preview for a new story, my first Willow fanfic: Raina is Airk Thaughbaer's wife. She has been with him all her life. When Bavmorda's troops crush Galladorn, Airk wants her to stay safe, but Raina isn't going to take no for an answer. She also might be hiding a secret from Airk before he goes off to battle. What happens when she goes through the story? Find out! I hope you like it! |
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