Well hello helpless victim who has been drawn into my web of lies and...oops, sorry! Wrong audience!

As you can see from this profile, my name is Don Dorcha...although that is not my real name because you aren't getting THAT information from me! If you truly knew me really well, you would know that I am a crazy person. Don Dorcha is the Lord of Darkness from Michael Flatley's Lord of the Dance. Mwahaha!

(My profile picture-which I just changed so it won't show up until probably tomorrow- is Don Dorcha from Michael Flatley's Lord of the Dance. He may be the evil bad guy, but he and his minions had the best dances in the show-in my opinion)

And before I go on, so no one thinks "umm, is this dude saying that other dudes are hot?", I am a GIRL. I just loved Don Dorcha from LotD so I just HAD to use him. But yes, I am a girl, female, woman, lady, whatever you'd like to call it.

I have two favorite movies. These are Jurassic Park (I've seen it so many times that I can quote the entire movie) and Inception (new #2 favorite). In Inception, Arthur is a real hottie. (tee hee hee).

I also like other movies such as Deep Blue Sea, the Mummy trilogy, Nancy Drew, Star Trek, The Lord of the Rings, and others.

I love writing stories and currently have about 20 stories started. 21 if you count the one I am doing research for so I can write it and get it published. My brain works about 90 miles a minute when I'm thinking about stories.

I do like music. My favorite bands/musicians/artists are Celtic Woman, Lord of the Dance, Lady Antebellum, Bon Jovi, Def Leppard, Rush, and Aerosmith. Their music will never get old.

On the topic of books, I will read practically anything (as long as it isn't really graphic). I love The Hardy Boys, the MEG series, Elizabeth Peters, Murder She Wrote, and tons of others.

I am not really a tv show watcher.

Let's see, what else? I have 3 dogs although one is about to go ~turns to cry~ Okay, I'm back. He's going back to his old owners since my cousin (he's really her dog) is moving out soon. I do have a sister who is two years older than me although we don't spend time together much anymore.

I love hockey. My favorite NHL teams are the Anaheim Ducks, Boston Bruins, and the Pittsburgh Penguins. I also like the NAHL. I've been known to travel the miles to see the Topeka Roadrunners play. I don't do it much because it is far away.

Oh and one more thing. I HATE PINK. And I mean the color. It's just a, blah, color.

Hope to have some stuff posted soon!

Don Dorcha