Hello there, and welcome to my humble profile! As you may have guessed, I am a random ninja. I also have quite a strong affinity to jazz, saxophones, and jazz saxophones. My fandoms are numerous and myriad, so I shall not waste your time naming all of them. Well. Perhaps I'll name a few. Recently, I have found myself enjoying Hetalia, Homestuck, Warriors, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Percy Jackson(though the movies suck), Black Butler, and Harry Potter. Those are just of late. I will read any crossovers I can get my grubby little paws on. Now, it's time to copy and paste things.

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache

When you open it, he collapses

When he sees you reading it, he faints

When he sees you living it, he flees

Just when you try to re-post this, he stops you

Can you hear that voice that says this is silly and so are you if you re-post this?

I just defeated him. Copy and paste this on your profile if if you're in God's army and strong enough to pick up the sword

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

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Only certain people... Meaning every single person who has ever read Homestuck. Among others, of course

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Bold what you have done

Graduated High school

Kissed someone

Smoked cigarettes.

Got so drunk you passed out.

Rode every ride at an amusement park.

Collected something really stupid.

Gone to a rock concert

Helped someone.

Gone fishing

Watched four movies in one night.

Gone long periods of time without sleep.

Lied to someone.

Been dumped.

Snorted cocaine.

Failed a class.

Smoked weed.

Dealt drugs.

Been in a car accident

Been in a tornado.

Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).

Watched someone die

Been to a funeral.

Burned yourself

Ran a marathon.

Cried yourself to sleep

Spent over $200 in one day.

Flown on a plane.

Cheated on someone.

Been cheated on.

Written a 10 page letter.

Been sailing.

Cut yourself. (With a scalpel; it was an accident)

Had a best frienLost someone you loved

Shoplifted something.

Been to jail

Had detention.

Skipped school.

Got in trouble for something you didn't do

Stolen books from a library

Gone to a different country.

Dropped out of school.

Been in a mental hospital.

Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.

Fired a gun

Gambled in a casino.

Had a lemonade stand.

Actually made money at the lemonade stand

Been in a school play

Been fired from a job.

Taken a lie detector test.

Swam with dolphins.

Gone to Sea World

Voted for American/Australian Idol.

Written poetry.

Read more than 20 books a year. (I think so, anyway)

Gone to Europe.

Loved someone you couldn’t have.

Wondered about your sexuality.

Used a colouring book over age 12.

Had surgery.

Had stitches.

Taken a taxi.

Seen the Washington Monument

Overdosed.

Been in a fist fight.

Suffered any form of abuse.

Had a hamster.

Petted a wild animal.

Used a credit card.

Gone surfing in California.

Dyed your hair.

Got a tattoo.

Had something pierced

Been on the Honour Role

Known someone with HIV or AIDS.

Taken pictures with a webcam.

Started a fire. (Wood stove)

Had a party while your parents weren’t home.

Gotten caught having a party while they were gone.

Well. That's all I care to reveal about myself. Thank you for your time.

STRIDERS GONNA STRIDE