Hello! Welcome to my awesomely awesome bio!! My name is Desiree and, yes, it is my real name. I LOVE Twilight by Stephanie Meyer (and all of her other ones, for that matter).

On to the biography part of my bio:

Fav food: chocolate cake w/chocolate icing and more chocolate

Fav book(s): Twilight Saga and Maximum Ride

Fav song: "Hands Down" by Dashboard Confessional

Fav color: PURPLE!!

Fav book pairings: Edward/Bella (Jacob Black should DIE!), Max/Fang, Iggy/Nudge, Nita/Kit, Dairine/Roshaun, Harry/Ginny, and Hermione/Ron

A little bit about myself:

I'm in eighth grade and middle school sucks, but it's almost over. I am an obsessed Twilight fangirl and I've read through the series about four times in the last month. My hair is a blackish-brownish kind of in-betweenie-ish sort of color. I want to dye it black. I play the flute, tenor sax, viola, piano, and clarinet. Don't ask me how I keep them all straight, because I don't know. I also sing in a (not to sound snobby, but it's true) very prestigious girls choir that you have to be nominated into. I'm also in my school's jazz band, wind ensemble, a string quartet, and Delta Strings (which is the name of our after school chamber ensemble). Plus, I have two younger brothers: Aiden (12) and Alex (10) and Mai, my older sister, who's 16. My little brother Aiden's page is http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1780400/bunniescreed. He's a pretty cool little child.

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If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen down the stairs and laughed because it's something Bella would do and then cried because Edward wasn't there to catch you, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste

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92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.

If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

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If you've read New Moon and Eclipse and wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD(screw that...you should knock him SENSELESS til he's DEAD. Especially after Eclipse), copy and paste this to your profile

My Rules:

Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle, and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding, laughing out loud, and smiling, so that everyone in the room turns to stare at you.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.