To Jasmine Lori Regan-Slade: And it's like, every time I turn around
I fall in love and find my heart face down and
Where it lands is where it should
This time it's like
The two of us should probably start to fight
Coz something's gotta go wrong
Coz I'm feeling way to dam good, oh
Feelin' way too damn good

Me and My Friends Stay Tight Like A Noose, You Mess With One, You Mess With The Whole Crew~ Twiztid

Name: Maximillion Alexander Slade... I prefer Max.

D.O.B: 28th October, 1984

Nicknames: Maxxy, Macca, Pichaboo, Xander (My middle name shortened: AleXander), Dark Chocolate and The Scorpion King or the Scorpion (for obvious reasons)

Family: Mom & Dad. I'm an only child. I also have a daughter called Jodi and a son called Jayden who are twins. Sadly, however, Jayden passed away in his sleep. My wife, Jasmine, and I are the prod parents of a little baby boy. We called him Damon Jeremy, or DJ for short.

Extended Family: My Mom married again so I have a whole nother family! I have a step-brother called A.J, a step-sister called Cherise (Cherry) and a step-niece called Amie

Friends: Pat (Alex Shelley/White Chocolate), Josh (Chris Sabin/Chocolate Sushi- dared him to eat Chocolate covered Sushi one day, that's how that came about), Lisa (Dark kitty), Kayla (Kiki), Jay (J-Rock/Christian), John (JC-Rock), Jasmine (JRV1 (Jasmine Regan Version 1)), Chris (Abyss) and Scott (Scott-Scott/Raven) Haha. I know Alex Shelley, Chris Sabin, Abyss and Raven. Be jealous :)

Favourite Colours: Red, Black, Really dark blue.

Favourite time of day: I work better during the day, but usally stay up as late as possible.

Favourite hobbies: painting, drawing, writing, sketching, anything artistic, throwing darts at balloons full of paint (oh the joy of brightly coloured paint exploding), writing music/lyrics and skateboarding.

Favourite Bands: (Bold =Faves) Nickelback, Hinder, Tokio Hotel, Blink-182, Skillet, Paramore, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, Ash, all songs from ST Trinians and Twilight, Bon Jovi, Insane Clown Posse (ICP), Twiztid, Luchagors (AKA Lita's Band0- Listen to White Boy and Daddy's Girl- AWESOME SONGS!), Metallica, Korn, Bullet for my Valentine, I Killed the Prom Queen and Slipknot.

Favourite Singers: Adam Lambert, Bill Kaulitz (who I bare a striking resemblence to), Amy-Lee, Jay Gordan, Wayne Static, Chester Bennington, David Draiman and Marilyn Manson

Favourite Movies: The Scorpion King 1&2 (Alltime favourite movies), the Lion King, BloodRayne, The X-men movies, The Matrix Trilogy, the Animatrix and The Lord of the Rings Trilogy.

Favourite Books: Twilight, The Condemned, Star Wars, X-Men comics, Goosebumps and Great Aussie Bites.

Favourite Quote: 'Save me From the selfishness that keeps me far from you'- Me, for my song 'Save Me', 'Yeah I'm faded My true colors gone Like a picture nobody sees'- Rayne, from her song 'Faded', 'What Doesn't Kill Me Had Better Run Pretty Damn Fast'- Me.

Favourite Person in the whole world: Jasmine Lori Regan. The Bella to my Edward :) I love you Jassie! Trinity (Taliesha), my Adopted daughter, who you all know as EternalxInsanity. Read her stories! And my niece, Amie, for the plain fact that she's so cute!

And that's about it, anything else, ask away!

All time favourite Quote would have to be:

Love Is Just a Word Until Someone You Meet Gives It Meaning-- Rayne to Me on our Wedding day (17/6/09) Miss you Rayne

Some random ones would be:

I had an Adreniline Rush, It's Very Common, You Can google It-- Edward Cullen to Bella Swan, Twilight (MOVIE)

We Are One, You And I, We Are Like The Earth and Sky: One Family Under The Sun.-- Simba Singing To Kiara Near Pride Rock, The Lion King (The Lion King 2, Simba's Pride)

SHIELA! COME BACK TO ME! I MADE YOU A MUFFIN!-- Caboose, Red VS Blue (Red VS Blue: The Bloodgultch Chronicles)

Bow chicka bow wow!-- Tucker, Red VS Blue (Red VS Blue: The Bloodgultch Chronicles)

Okay guys, I don't mean to be rude, but I've got a missing girlfriend, a guy who's pregnant, an idiot who thinks his pet just died, AND our worst enemy is hanging out unsupervised in our base right now. So I really, really, REALLY don't have time for this HORSESHIT RIGHT NOW! -- Chruch, Red VS Blue (Red VS Blue: The Bloodgultch Chronicles)

Buenos dias, cockbites. Guess who's back? -- Tex, Red VS Blue (Red VS Blue: The Bloodgultch Chronicles)

Put that in a memo entitled "shit I already know".-- Sarge, Red VS Blue (Red VS Blue: The Bloodgultch Chronicles)

What can I say about Sarge, except of course good riddence... But seriously, Sarge lived a great life. And now that he's dead, our lives are pretty good too. Zing! -- Grif, Red VS Blue (Red VS Blue: The Bloodgultch Chronicles)

Shotgu...fuck!-- Simmons, Red VS Blue (Red VS Blue: The Bloodgultch Chronicles)

Okay is this a joke! Did you guys get into my Harry Potter fan fiction? -- Donut, Red VS Blue (Red VS Blue: The Bloodgultch Chronicles) (P.S: Donut has Harry Potter Fanfiction?)

Rick: You came back from the desert with a new friend, didn't you Beni?

Beni: What friend? You are my only friend.

Rick: Shut up! (Conversation Between Beni and Rock O'Connel in the Mummy.)

Evy: You swear?

Rick: Every damn day.

Evy: That's not what I meant.

Rick: I know what you meant. (Conversation Between Rick O'Connel and Evy)

Evy: You lied to me!

Jonathan: I lie to everyone, what makes you so special?

Evy: I am your sister.

Jonathan: That just makes you more gullible. (Conversation/Argument between Evy and her half-witted brother, Jonathan)

Rick: Well, if it ain't my little buddy Beni! I think I'll kill you. (readies gun)

Beni: Think of my children!

Rick: You don't have any children.

Beni: ... Some day I might.

Rick: Shut up! So you're the one who's leading the Americans. So what's the scam Beni, you take them out to the middle of the desert, and then you leave them to rot!?

Beni: Unfortunatly, no. These Americans are smart: they pay only half now, half when I get them back to Cairo. So this time I must go all the way.

Rick: That's how it is. (puts up gun)

Beni: You never believed in Hammunaptra, O'Connel. Why are you going back?

Rick: (looking at Evy) See that girl. She saved my neck.

Beni: You always did have more balls than brains. (laughs)

Rick (laughs along) Goodbye, Beni (throws him overboard) (After Rick finds Beni on the ship taking the Americans, Evy, Himself and Jonnathan to Hammunaptra)

Beni: Hey, O'Connell! It looks to me like I've got all the horses!

Rick: Hey, Beni! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river!

Beni: Shit. (After realising he was on the WRONG side of the river, Beni catches up with Rick, Evy, the Warden and Jonathan just outside the resting place of Hammunaptra)