Loki suddenly gives himself up, easily going into custody when Thor slaps the cuffs on him. Everybody's confused. But no one more so than Tony, because Loki's giving him bedroom eyes and Tony... Tony kinda digs that. See warnings inside.

"I hope you realize that you are utterly ridiculous," Steve said without preamble. "I'm ridiculous?" Tony asked, peering over his sunglasses incredulously. "I wasn't the one slobbering over someone like a dog with a choice bone." Or the one in which Tony gets bitten by the green-eyed monster and Steve calls his bluff.