I just wondered what would if happened if the Countries had been in New York during the Last Olympian, for a world summit, and Brazil looked out the window just as Kronos cuts her flag down. IF you want real pairing read another story, but Spampano and UsUk if you squint.

Formerly "The Flavors of the Days." Guard a person of interest. That was all their mission was supposed to be. Who knew it would be a personified country with the mind-set of a 7-year-old. All Peter knew was that it was going to be a long year. This is a piece about Alfred and his citizens.

Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.

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England offers help to Albus Dumbledore in the form of three of his colleagues to help protect and watch over Hogwarts. Unfortunately for those nations, keeping a huge secret in Hogwarts is nearly impossible. May be some blood and mild Language; K

What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete moron, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic. Now complete.

AU. Romano, a young kindergarten teacher, is finding it increasingly hard to come up with rent money by the ends of each month now, so he decides getting a roommate to help alleviate the stress of paying for everything himself would be the best solution. However, all he needs now is a solution for handling his new roommate, Antonio, the pornstar. HIATUS (info on why on profile)

CRACK—oneshot/twoshot entries—The new international students cause a ruckus at Hogwarts, though no one could really say that they disliked them.

Human AU Kiki never wanted to be the face of her father's video game company. She'd much rather enjoy her games in peace without the pressures of the real world. So, what happens when her perfect virtual world gets disrupted by a loud, happy go lucky hero? Used different human names. Ameripan Fem!Japan x America.

England is summoned to Hogwarts to teach temporarily, but can he conceal his identity from the prying eyes of the students and teachers there? And then there's the looming trouble of Voldemort and the Ministry of Magic as well. Set in the 5th year.

In order to save his brother's soul, Gilbert had to seal his away to a demon, forever bound to serve her in secret. As a cruel twist of fate, he learns what he was meant to be, a demon hunter. But when Gilbert enrolls into a demon hunter's academy, he risks his secret and endangers the souls of his new friends against his will. It's the ultimate betrayal, but it's part of the deal.

After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.

America and England are simply misunderstood. What they are doing is totally innocent! Or is it? Read for ridiculous situations! USxUK... or is it? And look out for Prussia and his mission! WARNING: May cause insanity.

England tries to jinx France, but fails and Gender-Bends several nations. What madness will happen? Sequel to 'It's a small world after all'. Warning: AU, OOC-ness, pervy-ness, crack, references like the title , and whatever else gets thrown in.

Hogwarts meets Hetalia! A bit of Gender bending, romantic drama and a dash of another fandom equals crazy amounts of weird! Too hilarious not to check out! Castiel chapter has now been moved to its own one shot!

What will the Nation's do when their most well-kept secret is leaked, and the World finds out about their existence?

Prussia is sick of England constantly bragging about that Potter kid. So he, and the rest of the Bad Touch Trio, decide to kidnap Harry and brainwash him into hating England.

Whenever a new leader comes into power, the first thing he or she gets is a letter. From their respective nation. De-anon from kink meme.

Veneziano has had to pretend all her life to be a boy to save herself from her promiscuous relatives. When Romano comes to visit her, she unknowingly eats the forbidden fruit of the tomato box fairy's treasure. This angers the fairy and a curse falls on her, turning her into a boy, but she also took the memories of the person Italy loved the most. Germany/Italy Fem!Italy /HRE

It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.

"Hold on. Liechtenstein THREATENING Switzerland? Belarus AVOIDING Russia instead of obsessively stalking him? Either this is a sign of the Apocalypse, or I somehow poured beer into my cereal this morning," all the nations thought along these lines.

Honestly, he ONLY took the job since he owed Dumbledore one. Now he has to balance out teaching these bratty kids AND keeping his identity as a nation a secret. Easier said then done... Harry Potter x Hetalia drabbles

The city of lights is now accepting your wonderful letters! Write to the son of France and he will reply back with no hesitation. Rated T because it is France's capitol. Everyone is welcome to write.

sorting hat had deffinetly never seen anything like this before. How do you sort someone who is at the same time an non-human entity and completely useless moron. now with Germany and Japan

You know you're obsessed with Axis Powers: Hetalia when... Written for fun. Please Read, Review, and write your own!

Parody of NicePeter's epic rap battles. Rated T for Total Throwdown.

When two sisters answer an online History quiz correctly, they are suddenly given Hetalia units as a prize, But it's not the sisters who will need help, the units will need all they can to survive on a small farm filled with animals bent on killing them.

UN Meetings Will NEVER Be The Same Again... Now with backstories to The List!

just a random filler list so that enjoy and if you think there is something else to add to the list feel free to tell us, ciao 3

Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations

2nd/Post-Marriage edition, England/Britain/UK/Igirisu/Arthur Kirkland/Artie/Iggy's boss has decided to see if an international post office box would boost international relations... What joy he brings to England... Free P P

Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?

It all started with the nations having a movie night...

Ahhhhh, commercials. We chuckle at their humorous and witty events. Today, we look upon those commercials and descide to add a touch of Hetalianess to it. REQUESTS ARE LOVED! R&R!

SatW!Denmark and Hetalia!Matthias switched places, and now the already-frail-sanity of everyone from both worlds are being further threatened as things gradually spiral out of control. genre change.

Ryo's had enough. As much as it pains him to release Bakura on the free and unsuspecting world, that thief is going to find himself a job whether he likes it or not. Let the chaos ensue. *Complete!*

The UN kindly requests you stop terrifying the interns. Oh, and having sex in all the cupboards. That too. Various pairings.

For the love of God, Germany is going to make pancakes.

Tired of the same old cereal? Have the need to raise your I.Q.? Start your morning with history! Hetalia-O's!

England barely repressed a shudder, "Only a few times and it's been awhile, thank God. Alfred's fiercely protective of the lot; there aren't many nations that have had the displeasure of meeting them." Well Nations, ready to meet the States?

After learning some startling facts from the goddess of love, Romano falls off of a cliff. When he wakes up, something changes. Spamano, with some GerIta. Human names used. Greek mythology involved. Aah, sucky summary is sucky.

Neighbours and friends acting strange? Perhaps they have fallen ill...use this handy 'Encyclopaedia' to determine what your loved ones have contracted! Utter crack and mostly done for my RP-friends

A list of rules and regulations for any and all Hetalians to follow in history class. Co-written in a joint account by D12T and Teal Phoenix.

AU. "If I throw a tomato at you, vampire bastard, will you still sparkle under the sauce?" Spamano

Anna wishes for someone interesting. Maddie wishes for someone to see her. And Lovina? She just wishes that tomatoes could buy life insurance. When they meet Francis, Gilbert, and Antonio, three famous celebrities, there wishes are granted... Or are they?

101 things the Principality of Sealand, Peter Kirkland, is not allowed to do at World Meetings

After some prompting, Alfred discusses a certain fashion choice of his.

Paintballing. It was all America's idea. This cannot end well.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

In the 1920s, things are getting stressful at Romano's place; so he decides to crash at America's house for a while. Romano, America, 1920s... you know where this is going.

When a Marine goes missing, his twin brother comes to NCIS looking for help. Then things get weird.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Gilbert decides that what the world really needs is to be ruled by him. He is happy to oblige. Oneshot

Or, Why Are People So Obsessed With Sex? Or even, The Mating Habits of Fictional Characters.

Forgive the lame title; I couldn't think of anything else. Percy learns that the gods aren't the only beings pulling the strings behind the scenes as he gets to know his country in a whole new way.

520 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts. edit: There is now 521!