Hi Everybody! I finally figured out what to do to edit my profile! Yay!!! (Don't worry, I'm not as ditsy as I seem on these written profiles) :~) Please everybody visit my Twilight themed website at www.jakeismyfave.webs.com (It's my homepage, By the way) Hmmm...what to say...How many of you watched the new episode of House after the Superbowl? I was not happy with the end of it. What a ripoff!!! A BROKEN TOE?! Ugh! Sorry, that just made me mad. Oh well, email me at g.bandaid01@gmail.com if you have suggestions for my fanfics or website or just want to talk. No spam or chain letters, please.

Copy and Pastes: The stupid computer wouldn't let me paste, so this is more like see and copy manually...so if I messed something up minorly, please forgive me, but if I messed something up majorly, please tell me. :-)

If you say "I'm Bored" 20 times a day, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are in love with Pete Wentz, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile. (Me: Well, I AM abnormally pale...)

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile (Me: EVERY STINKING DAY!!!!)

If there are times when you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this onto your profile

If you are anit-social sometimes copy this into your profile (Me: Who isn't?! I hate it when people are like 'What's wrong?' just because I don't feel like being little miss talkative!)

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile (Me: I had to redo this one because I spelled 'of' wrong...how ironic)

If you think TWILIGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile (Me: Well, duh!!!! I only know one person who claims not to like those books, yet she is still reading them all again, for the third time I think.)

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile (Me: I still like Jake better...maybe it's because I pity him so much.)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile (Me: My dad whines like a little kid when I get to the computer first...hehehe)

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile (Me: What about me and ALL of my friends?)

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste it in your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile (Me: That's another every day thing...)

If you've ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile (Me: That happens to me about once every ten minutes...at least. I did it four times this morning on the way to my locker)

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile (Me: I don't fall out of chairs as much as I fall while standing. And just in case you haven't figured it out already...I'm just a little bit of a klutz...)

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile (Me: It's more fun to falldownthe stairs, honestly!)

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or vice versa) copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile (Me: Whoever says there is no such thing as a stupid question has obviously never met ME!)

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs, feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile (Me: my english teacher would be a PERFECT candidate!)

If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile (Me: Does retyping stuff onto your profile count?)

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile (Me: Who would care?! Randomness is an amazingly awesome quality...)

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this onto your profile (Me: I'm allergic to those stupid things, but they never will leave me alone! And to make it worse, my parents-my Dad in particular-hardly EVER get bitten! UGH!)

OKAY I'm gonna stop now, even though there are TONS more of these things that I agree with/belong to, I'm tired of typing them, so I'll add more later. BTW anyone who knows how to make this thing paste instead of saying add hyperlink, edit or remove tag, and delete tag, PLEASE tell me!