Name: Call me Maeve

Sex: If you're an attractive male, yes please!

Age: Young enough not to be taken seriously, but old enough to be put out about it!

Hello Darlings,

What do you need to know about me…Hummm?

Well, I am partially responsible for another Fan-Fic, “Legolas’s Two Cents”. I am writing it with my Best Friend, Fruitful Action – check her stuff out, this is not a suggestion. If you have read that, then you know I am a sick, evil and twisted person. If not, now you do. Sable Rider is a Green Rider Fan-Fic of my own, in which I try to keep to the characters, but still give my perverse, evil mind room to insight chaos! Please enjoy and respond, but if you torch me, I will hunt you down and do bad things to you. Laugh now, but just wait and see if I’m joking, Miss Critic! Mwahhaha!

Also, something to go under 'things to know about the author': I'm insane. Literally, I have two... Well, I vacillate between calling them "alternate personalities", "muses" and "my personal demons". (Well, Anne is anyway.)

Meet Gabriel: He's my mental body guard. He and Anne don't really see eye to eye... On anything... Ever. I don't think he would know what to do with himself if he didn't have Anne to fight with all the time! He's a big teddy bare with three or four piercings, the Irish harp tattooed over his heart and a goatee. Gabe is my friend, my angel, my conscience and my cheerleader... Although the idea of 6 foot 4, bouncer-buff Gabe in a mini skirt and halter-top is frankly frightening! I love Gabe and he loves me. He's my big brother.

Annnnnd then there's Anne.

Meet Anne: She's the devil incarnate, and I have to listen to her and Gabe bicker all-day-long... Aren't I lucky? Blame Legolas's Two Cents on her! Sardonic, condescending, vicious and cuttingly witty, Anne enjoys criticizing me and everything else. Her greatest pleasure is derived from tormenting Gabe. Anne loves to push his buttons, mainly by pestering me! We wholeheartedly loath each other, but I doubt if I'd be able to function without her cool voice in the back of my mind mocking me... I get some of my best insults from her.

Green Rider Forum, how cool is that? http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/The_Green_Rider_Common_Room/38618/

The tiny picture is my drawing of Sable! She's in a dress that was one of my ideas for her gown. If you can’t see it well, sorry. Tell the “Powers That Be” that run this site to make it so pics can actually be seen! What a concept! If you want to see this and other pics for Sable Rider, go to (Also, coming soon, pics of Anne and Gabe!)

Disclaimer: Obviously, I am not the writer of the Green Rider series, I do not own any of the copyrights or any of the rights. Which shouldn't surprise anybody - it is Fan-fiction.net after all! Ha. Also, if any Green Rider buffs spot a flaw, something that deviates from the plot beyond basic OC, please feel free to message me and I will see about fixing it, or I shall explain why the change was made! Thanks.

Current # of Hits: 810

I cannot believe so may people have read my stuff! God, I feel all warm and fuzzy!

A huge thank you to Miss Lorilie Dorran for offering to polish my chapters! Check her stuff out!

Something you need to know - the second to last line in Chapter 1 has a typo! It says "here king" when it should say "her king". I'm quite chagrined about this, but I can't seem to find a way to fix the error! Damn it... Well, you've been warned. Sorry everybody. I’m dyslexic, so if you spot any more typos, please disregard them! Thank you! Yes, I know about the "scare" vs. "scar" thing. I can't fix it and I have no editor! Sorry, again...

Author's Note: If anybody calls Sable Eltsire a Marry-Sue, I hex them to have their PC's melt down seconds after they write those hateful words! I do not do Marry-Sue, except for dinner, rare with a side salad and sweet tea.

I would really like to thank all the people who have added Sable Rider to their Favorites and me to their Alerts! I'm honored! I didn't think more than a few people would read it! Thanks!

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