The Doctor picks up River from Stormcage but her parents are on board this time. Inspired by the following songs: "Bad Case of Loving You", "Love Shack", "This Guys in Love With You", "At Last". After reading lots of fan fiction this stuff kept going through my brain so I finally had to give in and type it out.

"Sweetie, I adore you, but you have the coordination of a giraffe," she said, shaking her head at him affectionately, kissing the corner of his mouth at his slightly-offended expression. He sighed, bopping her nose gently, pushing his hips forward to hear her moan. River/Eleven, smut. One-shot.

The Doctor reflects on his married life with River...and their favorite part is definitely the marital bed.

The Doctor finds time to convince his wife that she is still absolutely yowzah. Although he is baffled at why she needs reassurance. I wrote this fic for my beta, ArthurianElayne :)