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A-B-O-U-T M-E

Name: You can just call me Sprinklez (what kind of name is that?)

Age: I am 15 but I guess im more mature than that. (yeah, right.)

Gender: Hmm... let me check, judging by the obvious im a female.

Location: Why the heck should I tell you? Are you gonna stalk me? Get away you perv!

Race: I am half human and half thingy or whatever.

Dating Status: I am married to anime!

Height: I am definitely taller than Ed.

Hair: Umm...purple? Nope, it’s brown. Why?! I wanted it purple! Well you know what? ITS NOT! Meanie.

Eyes: Greenish blue depends if you want green or blue but I prefer it purple.

Birthday: January 17 (Capricorn)

Siblings: None... I wish I had siblings like the sand sibs, fights everyday, that is the life!

Blood type: O, Agreeable, sociable, an optimist (I used the 'Japanese personality blood type' thingy.)

Favorite Food: Ramen, cookies, tempura, chicken and dango.

Five Anime: Naruto, full metal alchemist, air gear, bleach, death note, negima!?, lucky star, the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya, shaman king, inu-yasha, pokemon, D N Angel, ah! my goddess, ouran high school host club, karin, loveless, azumanga daioh and billions more!

Favorite Songs: Boulevard of broken dreams by green day, kiss me by Sixpence None the Richer, Absolutely (Story of a Girl) by nine days, whatsername by green day, most j pop songs and some others that I wont mention.

Favorite Music: J pop, hip-hop, country and rock!

Favorite Colors: Lavender, hot pink, powder blue and light green.

Favorite Couples: I guess my top 3 are:

ShikaTema- because they are awesome and they rock your socks! I love this pairing!!,

SasuSaku/NaruSaku/NaruSasu- I really can't choose, how about a threesome...

NejiTen- There is something about them that makes me want to smile when I see them together.

Hobbies: Watching anime, writing fics, reading GOOD fics, using the net, being random, singing, drawing, looking at good drawings, I do what most anime luvers do.

Likes: ANIME!, good music, shopping, maybe you, and other random crap I like.

Dislikes: Pervs, jerks, meanies, OROCHIMARU!!, evil ugly guys from anime and maybe my retarded neighbor (his dog pees in my lawn!)

Best Friends: Anyone who is funny, nice, creative and as weird as me!

Life Goal: To be the best OTAKU in the world!! or just be my awesome self.


A-B-O-U-T M-E II

You want to know more about me? Thanks a lot for caring!

I am a writer, not a good one but I still write anyway.

I draw things, I love to draw naruto related things.

I sing, both in Japanese and English, I love singing high pitched songs

I watch a lot of anime and J dramas.

I think love-hate relationships are cute.

I am currently eating cheese.

I want to move to Japan.

I like cats, actually I like every animal ever created (except snakes).

I dislike original characters for some reason.

I think sports is a bit boring.

When you see me at home I am either sleeping or using the net.

My nose is a bit smaller than other noses.

I love comedy and I dislike angst fics.

I am known as a pushover.

I am not known as a nerd but I look like one and I act like one.

For some reason I don’t like the word smooch.

My fear is being forgotten.

I change my clothes every hour.

I don’t like fan girls but I myself am one.


R-A-N-D-O-M S-T-U-F-F

If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE it's weird. If you agree, put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to touch Neji Hyuuga's hair, paste this in your profile!

If you've mentally swore at yourself for forgetting the pop tarts when you've just came back from the market, paste this in your profile!

If you love rain, copy and paste this on your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading multiple fan fictions copy and paste this on your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

if you have ever been hit by a parked car copy and paste this into your profile.

if you have ever poured spot remover on your dog and they disappeared...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

if your right mind has ever had a fight with your left mind copy it into your profile

if you have an evil monkey in your closet add this to your profile

if you think I just came out of the loony bin have a cookie and paste this into your profile

if you have seen the evil bunny paste this into your profile and stop his plan of world domination!

If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile.

If you know the answer to the riddle, it is so confusing when you are trying to confuse someone you end up confusing yourself therefore you succeed in your task of

confusing the person you were trying to confuse because you are less confused than the person you were trying to confuse, copy this into your profile.

If you think I wrote that last one...you're crazy I didn’t but copy this into your profile anyway

if you have crazy psychopathic dreams of world domination join me and copy this into your profile

if you have fallen in love with a fictional character and cried when your parents told you he/she/thing didn’t exist I know what you mean copy and paste this to your profile

You KNOW you're obsessed with Naruto when:

1. You make a leaf village head protector.

2. You actually take the time to learn the jutsu hand motions. (hehehe, it's fun though!)

3. Every time you put your glasses on you whisper 'Sharingan!'.

4. You dye your hair pink to get the 'Naturally Sakura' look.

5. You want people to refer to you as 'The 6th hokage'

6. You keep butter knives in your pocket and call them kunais.

7. You drew the Uchiha clan symbol on the back of your new jean jacket. (guilty...)

8. You name your dog Akamaru.

9. You throw sand at people and etch the symbol for 'Love' in Japanese on the side of your forehead. (Don't forget the eyeliner!)

10. You ask the chicken you ate last night to lend you some chakra.

11. You let a rabid snake bite you, hoping to get the seal.

~~THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

(Found on Higura Natume's page!)

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

GUYS:

Shikamaru

Kiba

Deidara

Itachi

Neji

GIRLS:

Temari

Tenten

Sakura

Tsunade

Konan

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

ShikaTema, SasuSaku, nejiten, KibaHina, NaruHina, GaaLee, KakaIru

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or Hentai fan?

Yaoi is pretty cool for me... actually, it is not just pretty cool but actually I think yaoi is awesome!

Hentai is a big no-no! I am not even old enough to look at Hentai.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

NOT YET!! I will one day though.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

EVERYTHING you can ever think of. Everything.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

KIBA-KUN! Shikamaru has temari and I don’t wanna take him away from temari.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

Kind of both... I am not sure.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

I guess SasuSaku is a little better but I approve of SasuNaru.

9. Which team is your favorite?

SAND SIBS!! take a look at my story 'Adventures with the sand sibs'

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

Not really...

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

Obviously! its already proven.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Deidei-kun!!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

PRO-sasuke! HELL YEAH!

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

YUPSIES!

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

LOL! yesh...

17. Sub or dub?

Subs but sometimes dub, depends on my mood.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Pro-sakura now but before I was Anti-sakura.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

Annoyingly funny!! In a funny way, but he is pretty annoying if he becomes funny.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

State the obvious.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Sexy nerd?

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?

I see lots of girly looking boys in naruto... maybe Haku.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Awesome in a weird way!

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Sasuke or neji. I would pay to see them laugh. hysterically. in front of millions of people. naked.

25. Do you like Naruto fan fics?

YESH!!

26. Do you write Naruto fan fics?

I DO!!

27. Do you like lemons?

YUM! I like 'em in cake! oh... you mean THAT lemon. umm... ok...

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

They are kind of fed up with naruto.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

Uh-huh.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fan flashes?

All of them were so funny! cant stop laughing!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

YES I did! by force!

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

Yes I do draw naruto in school but everyone was like 'what is this? is it a constipated fox?' T_T

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

See the answer above

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

Well... not YET!

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Yesssssss T_T. But at least my collection is complete.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

No way am I reading a pervy book... unless...

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

Not really, I don’t think it has too much proof.

38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

I don’t draw fan art (anymore)

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

"WTF?" was my (delicate) response when I saw him.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

None YET

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Naruto IS my life, is that a problem?

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1. Shikamaru

2. Temari

3. Gaara

4. Tenten

5. Neji

6. Hiashi

7. Sakura

8. Sasuke

9. Lee

10. Deidara

11. Itachi

12. Sasori

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Hiashi and Itachi together? NEVER!

2)Do you think 4 is hot? How much?

Tenten isn't really the hot type but I guess she is a bit.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant

I don't even think it is possible.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, but most of them are about him and his team.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Nah, it sounds a bit too crack-ish.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

NO! Neji shall only be with tenten!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Sakura seeing temari and Sasori 'doing the dirty'? Sakura might either run away or take pictures.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Ok. Gaara almost died in the hands of Deidara, but it is time for pay back. Gaara style.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

ShikaSasu? It sounds uber weird. The answer is no!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Sakura and Sasori almost killed each other and Sasori is a puppet so it must be "A puppet has no feelings"

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Eew, ShikaTen? What does de-flower even mean?

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Sure... I think.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

There are a lot of Itachi in my friend’s stories.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five

Umm, no.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

ART IS A BANG BUT LOVE IS AN EVEN BIGGER BANG!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

If its fluff then I would try "Apologize" or if it is comedy I would try "I feel pretty"

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: This is very OOC and has no plot at all, it is just crack.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten uses on two?

"Hey, babe. I wanna bang you."

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

LEAVING SO SOON? THANK YOU FOR LOOKING AT MY PROFILE!

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Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 1,978 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
When Hiashi Wants Grandkids by Your Pet Peeve reviews
.:CRACK!Fic:. When Hiashi wants grandkids, Neji and Tenten are screwed. .:A LOT OF OOCNESS:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,107 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Naruto Ipod Shuffle by I-Heart-Hatake-Kakashi reviews
CH17: ShinoHana.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,877 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Hana I., Shino A.
The Other Wife by Marie Suzette reviews
I married him knowing his heart wasn't mine ... ShikamaruOFC, ShikamaruTemari. Revised 24 February 2009.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Mission: Hallowbeach? by Your Pet Peeve reviews
DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,508 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Marriage Counselor by JayleeJ reviews
Temari loved her job, but these couples were so screwed up, they were almost beyond help. Almost. SasuSaku. NaruHina. NejiTen. GaaraPlant?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,383 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Invitation to the Wedding by lord of the land of fire reviews
Shikamaru and Temari are secretly engaged and the big day is coming. They are both eager to begin their new lives together but they are shinobi and nothing is certain. Will they see their wedding day? Not everyone will survive. Shi X Tem, Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,568 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
A Nameless Fic Because Shikamaru Said So by Oh Dee reviews
Shikamaru thinks high school is troublesome enough without a foreign exchange student. Temari thinks hell is bad enough without a pineapple haired lazy ass. Funny how things work out. ShikaTema AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,858 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
fruits of our past by kris hawkeye reviews
what if shikamaru was arranged to be married to ino and had left temari pregnant unbeknownst to him? shikatema fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,810 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari
The Pregnant ABC's by Your Pet Peeve reviews
.:One-shot:. I, Sasuke Uchiha, will tell you how bad Sakura is when she's pregnant. In ABC form. .:SasuSaku:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto Randomness by Princess Malika reviews
What the title implies: a series of totally random Naruto fanfics and OOCs. READ IT IF YOU WANT TO LOL. By the way, stories consist of major violence and some suggestive content, so proceed with caution...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,729 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
rinse and repeat by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Itachi does not like sharing. Especially HIS lavender scented shampoo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Alektorophobia by Your Pet Peeve reviews
.:For JayleeJ's contest:. Alektorophobia. Fear of chickens. Too bad the Akatsuki didn't care about Deidara's opinion... .:Crack!fic. Mild ItachiDei:.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 0 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Sleepover by dragongoddess13 reviews
What if the girls of Konoha decided to have a sleepover but what if their boyfriends decide to eavesdrop. sasu/saku naru/hina ino/genma lee/ten tamari/shika.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
To Temari by violaqu33n reviews
A Sand Sibs oneshot, with NO incest. This was originally my very dark Gaara-centric fic, but I have too much fun playing with Kankurou's humor. Shikatema, Kankurou gagging, all the essentials.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Think Outside The Bun by JayleeJ reviews
Gaara's employment at the new Taco Bell displeased quite a few customers. To hell with them, if they didn't like him pouring sand in their food, they could just gorge themselves at McDonalds and leave him alone. T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Temari vs Ino: The Fight for Shikamaru by zubification reviews
That's Right! It's the fight for the sexist lazy ass! Oh, and if there are any Ino fans read this... STOP RIGHT NOW! FOR THERE IS MAJOR INO BASHING TO FOLLOW THIS SUMMARY! teh end is up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Temari Finds True Love by ChristinaMichelle666 reviews
This story is about how Temari finds love in the most unexpected village
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
How to Remove a Curse Mark by Your Pet Peeve reviews
[Oneshot] How to Remove a Curse Mark....let the chaos ensue! LEE! DROP THE FISH RIGHT NOW BEFORE SOMEBODY GETS..Oh god.. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Simulacrum by RofS reviews
Team Hebi is not a good team, he thinks. But he will use the copies, because he cannot risk the originals.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Try Honesty by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. What do you think of me?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Four Years by Crystal Jaganshi reviews
Time has come and gone and now Shikamaru and Temari's children are fighting for their Chuunin vests. The real battle however will be if the parents themselves can be victorious in love and life. 3rd part to the Music Box Saga.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Bring it On Akatsuki! by x-EliteAssassin-x reviews
Crack Fic. Ever watched the Akatsuki cheerlead? Cause now is the time to Bring it ON! Crossdressing and Cheer song from 'Bring it on'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Konan, Itachi U. - Complete
Rock Star Romance by moodiful819 reviews
Sakura, Tenten, Temari, Hinata and Megumi are in a band. Fame and fortune, great right? Then the bomb was dropped. They're going back to high school, the one their rival band goes to. Great. Will love bloom or will the curtain fall on them? SS, NT, NH, ST
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 147,618 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
Tactical Escape by FaeSoDivine reviews
While leading Shikamaru into an embarrasing predicament, Temari explains why she wears a kimono. [shikatema] [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
What if Sasuke saw? by xXSakuraXxYakashiXx reviews
What if Sasuke saw the battle between Sakura and Ino? Well, this is a little taste.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
What kind of girl are you into? by purpleface14 reviews
Every girl in Tenten's group of friends has had their first kiss and boyfriend,well exept Tenten that is Join Tenten as she trys to get her first kiss and boyfriend with thehelp of her friends personalities.Nejiten,sakusasu,inokiba,hinanaru,temashika
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,332 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Unknown Facts About the Naruto Characters by XxEijibabyxX reviews
Some facts you never knew about your favorite Naruto characters. Enjoy :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 2,181 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Video Camera by Bored Konoha Kunoichi reviews
oneshot. A perverted lazy bum, a loud mouthed idiot, a chickenbutt haired emo, and an annoying fangirl...that's us, Team 7, a disaster! .little hints of SasuSaku & NaruHina...REALLY little...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
PMS by YondyB reviews
Temari suffers from PMS. Gaara suffers from Temari. Crack. Drabble fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Gaara, Temari
Which one's my future self? by Bored Konoha Kunoichi reviews
SasuSaku. "So in future fics, there's the weak Sakura, the cold one...""The shy Sasuke, the dark, ...and *coughcough* the horny one..." "who are you and what have you done with my Sasuke-kun!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Man to Man Talk by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
What's that thing sticking out of your pocket? It read: FRISKY CONDOM, Strawberry Flavor. Congratulations! You picked out a good choice! Our bestseller! ENJOY! [slightly crack][sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dear SakuPairingFans by Bored Konoha Kunoichi reviews
crack. SakuPairing Bashing. Dear Fans, I know you love me, but guess what? I'm single and LOVING it! So don't you go pairing me up with a random guy! I WILL COME CRACK YOUR HEAD OPEN! Yours beloved, Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Adventures of Tenten and Temari by TentenNTemari reviews
Tenten & Temari are hangin out when Tenten pulls a prank on Temari by teaching her an Invisibility Jutsu. Temari is sneaking around Konoha thinking she's invisible, & it's only a matter of time before she does something embarrassing. Main Pairing: KanTen
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Tenten, Temari
Karaoke! Naruto version! by Roxy Skittlez reviews
All the naruto characters that I could find songs for are singing! Sasuke in the end of chappie1 is very unemo.Read story to find out morerated T for certain songs. I am the host of the Karaoke competetion!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Naruto U.
picture to burn by skye 13 reviews
Temari is a famous singer who breaks up with her boyfriend Shikamaru. At her concert she sees him in the crowd with his friends. She sings a song that shows him she could care less that he broke up with her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
30 Naruto Questions by Chibi Rathma reviews
Here is a collection of 90 questions that I came up with. All of them are funny, and most of them don't have a good answer! Read it if you wish to be amused! Thanks to Chibi Shino for her helpfulness! BTW, 90 was 3 times the number I thought I could do!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Complete
Karaoke Time! Suna Style by Crystal Jaganshi reviews
The massive Karaoke Party with the Sand Sibs, Team Gai and ALL of Rookie 9 is back hosted by Temari, Kankuro, and Gaara! Ch 9 INTERMISSIONGaara Likes To Move It Move It
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,166 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007
Those Who Are Blind by Crystal Jaganshi reviews
A collenction of thoughts and perspectives of what really goes on in the Nara no Sabaku household versus what the public beleives.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari
50 Ways to Say I Love You by Mordred LeFay reviews
Modeled after the LJ 1 sentence community sentence fics see the two in my faves. ShikamaruTemari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Ask the Sand Siblings by babygaaralover reviews
The Sand Siblings have been put in a room and they can only aswer your questions
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,146 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Gaara, Temari
Chili's And Chocolate by Your Pet Peeve reviews
[Oneshot] Tenten's pregnant. She has cravings. What the wife wants, the wife gets. Even if Neji goes insane in the process. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Don't Believe it by mooglebaku reviews
Naruto becomes even more annoying, Kakashi becomes addicted to Final Fantasy, Kiba needs a new friend, Neji is a perv, Shika and Temari's relationship gets strange, and Lee can't ditch Gaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 93,268 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 7/22/2006
Because Of All The Estrogen by ohwhatsherface reviews
Stupid estrogen. It just had to go and make Sakura grow boobs and an ass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
New feelings by purpleface14 reviews
its a hot summer day a sasuke finally relises that he has hormones. my second story sasuxsaku .. plz review
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fashion Sense by ohwhatsherface reviews
Naruto wears all orange. Sasuke had an assribbon. Who did they think they were insulting Sakura's taste in clothing?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My mom is a monster by kris hawkeye reviews
What would happen if the boy saw his parents making out? What would be his reactions?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Catch 22 by Lotos-Eater reviews
[ShikaTema] Temari has a problem: she wants to marry this guy, but he happens to belong to another hidden village. Shikamaru has a problem: he wants his girlfriend in his bed, but she keeps insisting that she lives somewhere else. How to fix this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,342 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
why did you do it? by purpleface14 reviews
sasuke's in the hospital and sakuras the cause. now she's here to find out why he did what he did. my first story no flamers plz. one shot.. sxs
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lies by Crystal Jaganshi reviews
It was never easy for him to lie to her. Which is why he hated the lie he was telling her now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Tease by IrisEclipsed reviews
[Twoshot] She has him pinned against a wall and he can't get away. [Shikamaru x Temari]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Into Sakura's Lair by ohwhatsherface reviews
While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 75 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pineapple Tarts by arcanioque reviews
Gaara, Kankurou, and closer bonding in the kitchen through making pineapple tarts for Temari. Sand sib fic, my v.day treat to all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Ice Bucket by arcanioque reviews
Gaara, Kankurou, and snacking on ice cream at midnight. Sand sib fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Don't Believe it! A mini series by mooglebaku reviews
Tobi and Haku's quest takes them to Japan, where they must break into the headquaters of Square Enix and steal the next Final Fantasy game. Will they succeed? Or will Tobi's plan turn Obito into bullet fodder?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006
Karaoke Time! by Crystal Jaganshi reviews
Most of Rookie 9 and the sand Sibs get together for some funfilled Karaoke! Ch 10 GO Time!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,339 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
More Mistletoe Madness by Naoko Askikaga-Uchiha reviews
A small sequel with the TemariShikamaru ShikaTema pairing. It's a continuation to Mistletoe Madness. Temari's going to give Shikamaru a present he might not ever forget...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
Once Upon a December by Crystal Jaganshi reviews
Shikamaru is finnaly able to get the one thing he wants for Christmas. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Mistletoe Madness by Naoko Askikaga-Uchiha reviews
[oneshot TentenNeji with traces of TemaShika] It's Christmastime again! Tenten reveals to Temari she has feelings for Neji, and Temari suggests to kiss him under mistletoe.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Anything I say by YondyB reviews
Oneshot. Shikamaru wants to ask Temari out for valentines day, and asks Gaara for some help. Gaara says that he'll do it, but, only if Shikamaru does . anything. he. says. ShikaTema. Crack. Not to be taken seriously.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Konoha High by Fallen Angel Temari reviews
It is in Konoha High School that the super well known top model, Sasuke, will fall in love with the dangerous girl in this school because she has an over protective brother. SasukeSakura, ShikaTemari, NejiTenten, IrukaAyame, KakashiOC, ObitoRin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,930 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Just a Dream by Crystal Jaganshi reviews
After 'Dream a Dream' Shikamaru is influenced to pop the question. SHIKATEMA ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Cat And Mouse by kikofreako reviews
How do you win a game with no rules? And more importantly, how do you forfeit? [shikatema]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Not So Troublesome by Crystal Jaganshi reviews
During an outing with his mother, Shikamaru realizes Temari might not be as troublesome as he thought.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Air and darkness by wayofthepen reviews
Nara Shikamaru, you will take Temari to be your lawfully wedded wife. To have and to hold, for better or worse, until the chauvinist pig chasing her is satisfied this isn't a trick. You may now scream in terror.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,359 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Bride in Blue by moonlit reveries reviews
In a wedding, there is a bride and there is a groom. But who's the groom? Who's the bride?TemaXShika. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Ninja Diaries by MetalDragonFX reviews
This is a funny story I think It's what I think People really feels inside Gaara cuteness! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA There is like A LITTLE of NejiTen, ShikaTem, and other stuff okay? DON'T KILL ME SASUKE and Sakura fans! I changed the title..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,854 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Daydreams by YondyB reviews
GaaNaru & TemaShika. Gaara has been having interesting daydreams about a fox. Naruto and Shikamaru come to Suna to talk to Gaara, the Kazekage, about the peace treaty. what chaos will happen?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Simple Plans by Ammethystine reviews
Shikamaru and Temari meet once again just before the Jounin Shiken. Simple as that. Set when Naruto's out training with Jiraya. TemaShika. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
I like you, got a problem with that? by moonlit reveries reviews
[Oneshot]ShikamaruXTemari. Summary...? LOVE! Sweet Love...Blah blah blah...I suck at these kinds of summaries...sorry...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Impromptu Inquiry by firefly reviews
When Shikamaru accepts Temari's offer and agrees to spend a few days at the Suna family's household, brothers Gaara and Kankuro decide to have a little chat with their guest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Sandwiches by Annwyd reviews
Chouji and Shikamaru have an awkward early morning talk about love, sex, and food. TemaShika and InoChou, because the boys of Team 10 are whipped. Rated for mild swearing and discussion of sex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Chōji A., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Way Life Is by LavenderTinted reviews
Temari's and Shikamaru's thoughts as they fought each other for the first time. One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Complete
Temari Girl by Captain-Beatty reviews
Another song-fic, this one centering on ShikamaruxTemari. Slightly AU, but hey, whatcha gonna do? Shikamaru thinks on Temari (Whiskey Girl)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/13/2005
Butterfly Knot by kimi no vanilla reviews
If you love something, let it go. ShikaTema, sandcest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Dude WTF by cutiechibi reviews
Naruto whined. "It's been so long already... I mean... four manga chapters. FOUR! And still no Sasuke" Oh no! You're kidding me! Another chapter! OMG... WTF! Spoilers to new manga chapters, be careful! There will be no more updates to this story, but please, continue to enjoy the humor in it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Complete
Happy Hour by firefly reviews
Tenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Anko's Konoha Babysitting Service by Irukapooka reviews
What happens when Anko decides to do a babysitting service? Horror and terror ensures! Oh yeah, and tons of OOCness! Please NO flames! Constructive criticism will be accepted. A TEA PARTY! WHAT! THIS ISN'T TEA! Uh oh...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,614 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/17/2004 - Published: 7/28/2004
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Things That Go Bump In the Night by Naruke reviews
The thumping of the two lovers next door was REALLY getting on her nerves. Request fic for Ryu TemaShika [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
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Adventures with the sand sibs reviews
Gaara, temari and kankuro aren’t just normal people, one is a kid kazekage, one is a pervy doll master and one is a very pretty shikamaru stalker. Like every other heroes there has to be adventures, right? Their adventures are just a little bit different
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Gaara, Temari
Did you just kill my mom? reviews
Lee has a secret, a rather funny secret. Gaara is involved in this secret, so is lee’s mom. it started from cleaning and the result? a death of course!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
what's his name reviews
“If life has to end, that doesn’t mean love will too.” temari was kneeling next to his grave. she never wanted him to die, whatever his name was.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete