"Who Dares Wins" SAS Motto

Survey? This ought to be good.

One: Grab the nearest book, open to page eighteen. Whats line four?
'What are you reading there?'

Two: Stretch your left arm as far out as possible, what’s there?
Just a wall...a plain wall.

Three: What is the last thing you watched on Television?
An Idiot Abroad.

Four: Without looking guess what time it is?
7:39 pm

Five: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Skillet: Monster

Six: When was the last time you stepped outside, what were you doing?
5:00pm, training.

Seven: Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
A person having an argument with a parking meter

Eight: What are you wearing?.
White shirt, blue hoodie, jeans and socks.

Nine: Did you dream last night?
I don't think it was a dream since I still have blood on my hands.

Ten: When did you last laugh?
At this survey.

Eleven: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Didn't I just said it was a plain wall...why are you intrested in my wall anyway.

Twelve: Seen anything weird lately?
Some guy standing outside my window, watching me.

Thirteen: What do you think of this quiz?
It shall solve the world of all it's problems

Fourteen: What film did you last watch?
Burke and Hare

Fifteen: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Don't know, but my inner child is telling me to buy Disney World...Wooooo!

Sixteen: Tell me something I don't know about you:
I watch you in your sleep.

Seventeen: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of the guilt or consequences, what would you do.
I shall do what 'Top Gear' sought out to do and destroy all caravans. I will be a hero to millions.

Eighteen: Do you like to dance?
What is this strange word you speak of?

Nineteen: George Bush:
He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named.

Twenty: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her
Sandra.

Twenty One: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
William.

Twenty Two: What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
Did I come at a bad time.

BONUS QUESTION: When did you stop taking this seriously?
About at question Thirteen or was it Seventeen.