Let's Make This Clear

My name is Rachel.

Something a little more interesting...

"In my plan we are beltless."
Andrew.

"We are here to give time a purpose."
Dimity.

"There we go. That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take."
Juno.

"You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events."
Juno.

"Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream..."
Brenda.

"And you know why? Because it's a field!"
Dunstan.

"What the hell is this?"
Septimus.

"Honey... you're wearing a bathrobe."
Captain Shakespeare.

"Why can't I be the cute, carefree Irish guy who sings all the time?"
Holly.

"After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure."
Dumbledore.

"Great! Where are we going?"
Pippin.

"What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?"
Pippin.

"It's a dangerous business, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no telling where you might be swept off to."
Bilbo.

"They have a cave troll."
Boromir.

"NAZGUL!"
Faramir.

"Brilliant, isn't he? Completely demented, of course. Terrifying to be in the same room with him. But he's really been there, you know? He's looked evil in the eye!"
Ronald Weasley.

"Oh my god! I've killed Harry Potter!"
Neville Longbottom.

"I only get in silver cars."
Noel Fielding.

"I still have your underwear."
Paulie Bleeker.

"No offence Howard, but you're a little bit white."
Vince Noir.

"Who are you? Wesley Snipes?"
Howard Moon.

"You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other until it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, its blood -- blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it."
Spike.

"Howard Moon: Just imagine the headlines 'Howard Moon, Colon, Explorer'. Got a ring to that don't it?
Vince Noir: Colon Explorer?
Howard Moon: You know what I saying.
Vince Noir: I think that's got the wrong ring to it."
The Mighty Boosh.

"I don't accessorize. I'm Howard Moon. There's a simple truth to me."
Howard Moon.

That is all for now. I've wasted enough time trying to remember these!