Hello!! Hi it's Skywing here, hope you like my stories. I LUV Warriors!

I, Warriors-Skywing, do solemnly swear to review all the fan fictions I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or even if I hate the story. I have joined the review revolution. As Of 03/07/10

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Moonstream-sunstripe book one Book 2

Swiftpaw of WindClan and number two No. 3

Batgirl (Enjoy!)

xDreamsongx Stars of Glory Blazing Stars

Sarafina Knowles

XBlaze of FuryX No.3 No.2 No.1

flareon200 No.1 No.2 No.3 No.4

SpiritGirl183 2 3

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My favourite top 10 warriors in thunderclan

0. Cinderpaw/cinderheart-OMG I LOVE HER!

1. Leafpaw-I love her when she was an apprentice

2. Feathertail

3. Berrypaw

4. Ferncloud

5. Sorreltail

6. Sandpaw-before she was Sandstorm

7. Birchkit- go little fella!

8. Stormfur

9. Greystripe- a loyal friend

10. Honeypaw

My story info:

The Weather clans: Book 1 :Herbs that do not heal THE COVER! PLEASE LOOK! TRAILER!!!- COMPLETE! 50 chapters, 50,204 words, 204 reviews.
Skypaw, the clan's best fighter, is struck down in battle. Fighting her way to live, she goes against Starclan. With the help of a so called gaurdian, she sees the light of day once more. But it was a big price to pay, can she not regret what she's done?

Chapter 1 is UP!

Chapter 2 is UP!

Chapter 3 is UP!

Chapter 4 is UP!

Chapter 5 is UP!

Chapter 6 is UP!

Chapter 7 is UP!

Chapter 8 is UP!

Chapter 9 is UP!

Chapter 10 is UP!

Chapter 11 is UP!

chapter 12 is UP!

Chapter 13 is UP!

Chapter 14-50 is UP!

Leader:

Daisystar

Deputy:

Shadowfur

Medicine Cat:

Shadowclaw

Apprentice, Cloudpaw

WARRIORS

Lilytail

Apprentice, Fluffypaw

Greenflame

Rockfur

Apprentice, Lightpaw

Windpelt

Wildstorm

Apprentice, Plumpaw

Birdflight

Apprentice, Ivypaw

Icetail

QUEENS

Dawnsky

- Skykit/paw Fernkit/paw Mosskit/paw Leafkit/paw

Jetstripe

- Bananakit/paw Honeykit/paw Pandakit/paw

Rainfur

ELDERS

Appletail

The Weather Clans: Book 2: Fallen Star

Skywing's left her perfect clan because of Forest's word. She always wonders if it was the right thing to do. But trouble's coming. A storm's arriving fast. Filled with hate, Shallowater wants her revenge. How are you suppose to stop someone who is already dead?

A Shinning heart and Bright eyes Cover! PLEASE LOOK! - Working on. 4 cahpters up, 1,473 words, 7 reviews.

Dreampaw and Lightpaw are apprentices. They are loyal every paw-step to their clan. But secrets are near. Nothing can stay guarded for long. But somethimes, you might wish they were things that you never find out.

Chapter 1 is UP!

Chapter 2 is UP!

Chapter 3 is UP!

Chapter 4 is UP!

Chapter 5 - I'm going to work oon HTDNH for a bit then come back to this one.

Midnight Moments (COVER!)

From A Shinningheart and Bright Eyes, Dreampaw learns about her parents. About how they loved each other, abandoned their clans for each other and had kits. She heard all this from stories from other members of her clan. This, is how it truely happened.

Cry of the Wolf Cover! PLEASE LOOK! -Working on. 2 chapters up, 603 words, 7 reviews.

Wolf, a small grey kittypet loves her life in twoleg place. But what does she do when Starclan want her to help the clans and won't leave her alone? Can she live her life in peace or will she leave her happy home?

This is being edited.

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line. Then you'll get the joke.

STUPID LABELS

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness."
(And I am taking this...because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)

On packet of Nobbys'
Peanuts:-
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

List your twelve favorite Warriors Characters in no particular order:

1. Cinderpaw

2. Firepaw

3. Spottedleaf

4. Graystripe

5. Hollyleaf

6. Leafpaw

7. Willowpaw

8. Brightheart

9. Cloudtail

10. Tinykit (From Skyclan)

11.Whitestorm

12. Lionpaw

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Leafpaw/Whitestorm? No uh that wouldn't be nice, they're not even alive together

2) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Cloudtail? Yeah! I forgot the title and the author, though! So never mind!

.3) Would two and six make a good couple?

Uh, well if Firestar could go back in time to when he was Firepaw then some how get Leafpaw to come with him, but no, they're father and daughter.

4) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Hollyleaf/Cloudtail or Hollyleaf/TinyKit? Is neither a choice?

5) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

In StarClan, Spottedleaf comes and helps Tinykit over come his fear of, uh, dogs.

6) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

The willow and the lion (I DON'T KNOW!!)

7) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

I think someone reads about Spottedleaf, butI'm not sure...

8) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

Draw Whitestorm? No . . .

9) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Firepaw/Graystripe/Hollyleaf? I do not want to see what happens! How sick! I'm gonna back away slowly now...

10)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

THANK YOU STARCLAN! (How should I know what a kit would say

11)If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

Brightheart . . . hmm . . .You know what? I don't know. Get back to you on that one.

12) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Cinderpaw/Leafpaw/Lionpaw. WARNING: UNUSUAL LOVE TRIANGLES, AND ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE! : D

Pick ten of your own Oc Characters (You can be included) in any order.

1. Skywing

2. Leafgaze

3. Fernheart

4. Mosswave

5. Honeyfrost

6. Pandafur

7. Bananapelt

8. Shinningheart

9. Brighteyes

10. Me!

1) Eight walks into Ten's room while he/she is changing, what would happened?

Me, changing. Shinningheart walks in.

Me: Shinningheart out! I'm getting changed!

Shinningheart: Meeeoow mew meow meew meow (I'm going, why would I care anyway?)

2) Three and Four are fighting, but then Six comes in and brings Three and Four together as a couple.

OMG there siblings, and one of them likes the cat tht brings them together...how wrong...

Mosswave: I am so sick of you Fernheart! All you ever do is blaber

Fernheart: I do not! You do it more than me!

Moss: I do not!

Fern: You do too!

Moss: I do n...

Pandafur: Would you just admit you lve eachother so we can get to sleep!

Moss and Fern: Fine we love each other

All sleep=

3) Five and Nine are talking when Seven runs in between yelling "I love (One)!"

Brighteyes: So Honeyfrost, how's the prey running?

Honeyfrost: not bad, you?

Bananapelt: =runs by them= I LOVE SKYWING!!

Skywing: Not again!

4) Ten and Two are in the middle of a battle when seven comes flying through screaming "Super (Seven's name)"

Leafgaze: Meow meeew meooow (Time for you to die twoleg!!)

Me: Hello little pusy!

Bananapelt: =runs through= Super Bananapelt!

Leafgaze: Meww Meeeeooooow... (I think i might just go to bed...)

5) Ten kills Four, Four's last words?

Me: Uh die cat, this is for uh killing my cat!

Mosswave: Mewweww meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww (It wasn't meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!) =dies=

Me: What?

6) One, two, three, four, and five are fighting when Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, and Ten comes to watch. What happens?

Skywing, Leafgaze, Fernheart, Mosswave and Honeyfrost =battle=

Pandafur, Bananapelt, Shinningheart, Brighteyes and me =comes and watches=

Pandafur: GO MOSSWAVE!

Bananapelt: Go HONEYFROST!

Brighteyes and Shinningheart: Lets go this is boring, we already know how is going to win anyway! =Both walk off=

Me: Bad kitties. cute it out.

All cats: Kill teh Twoleg! =Run at me=

Me: =Screams and runs off=

1. Find a globe. Spin it.What does it say? Kenya

2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? your. How original.

3. What can you hear right now? just the computer humming.

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. Me: "BRYCE!" My brother: "What?" Me: "Thanks!"

5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? Home and away

6. Type your name with your elbow. skywuing hmmm not bad, don't you think?

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? A canvis painting

8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? Cinderpaw!!

9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? Um . . . my mom yelled at me to go to bed so I shut it off.

10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? Uh, nusBmyanm what is that suppose to mean?

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Skywing =)