Alhazard
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Joined 06-21-05, id: 837589, Profile Updated: 07-25-09

Name:My little secret

Age:20

Nationality: British/American

Email: dukeant@gmail.com


Hello it is a pleasure to know someone took their time to read this, although there isn't exactly much. You probably don't know me and probably never will. But I like to be on good terms with people. So I hope you have a good day, enjoy your life, peace and prosper, may the force be with you and all that junk.


Some qoutes:

"There is no such thing as sanity. Only degrees of insanity."

"Onwards my friends to victory."- Friend

"Dude your going the wrong way, english class is in that direction." - Me

"The glass isn't half empty. It isn't half full. you just need to add ice."

"Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead."

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."

"I WIN."-James
"How did you win?"-Me
"With my leet ninja skills fool."-James
"Thats not what I meant. You have 30 points and I have 230 points. How do you see that as winning?"-Me
"I just do thats all."-James


For the weak of heart, do not read this next message.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucilla

Yeah I know Im a bit of a twit with superstitions ¬_¬