Pushed aside for the sake of his siblings, Naruto gains knowledge of this mad world through literature. For a child still learning of life's struggles, that can be a damaging thing. The world is quick to call a babbling man insane when he is more likely the genius of his own words. A fool with a kunai is no match for a genius with a pebble.

So, like everything life, there is always that one little destiny we all must face.

Fucking shit man. Ninjas and death metal and stupid as fuck. Ninjas (try to) act as security detail for the band while on tour. Shit.

They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.

A Warthog randomly lands outside Sweet Apple Acres.

On the day Naruto and Jiraiya returned to Konoha, they had an extra guest. Who is this girl, and why does she have a small horn that belongs to a unicorn on her forehead? Wait... What do you mean she is Naruto's girlfriend?

Byakuya needs to be kept busy long enough for Rukia and Ichigo to take their relationship to the next level, and there's only one man up to the job. Will Byakuya survive the legendary Zaraki Manhood Training Programme with his health, sanity and honour intact, and be transformed into an ultra-masculine badass in just seven days? Or has the Sixth Squad Captain finally met his match?

This story is no longer being updated. It's incredibly old and I don't think I'll ever get around to finishing or [extensively] rewriting it. I've left a single filler chapter as "food for thought," but in the meantime: for those of you who've already been following this, if you can find me on DeviantArt I'll upload a .zip/.rar with everything in it. )

Ficlet. Outsider POV. Written for a random song prompt challenge; the song was "Rain King".

Wilson is inanimate. Wilson gets around. Wilson is a volleyball with a face but no soul. Wilson is immortal.

During some downtime, the crew of the Normandy helps out with the latest Blasto film...

Sorry about the pic! Oneshot, the tyrants of the Crystal Empire King Sombra & Queen Twilight tak about hwo they conquered the empire together! Rated for some sexual reference! Twilight/King Sombra

Weapon Plus has a new project that promises to end all ailments, cure all diseases, and stop death in it's tracks. X-23 takes it upon herself to put an end to Weapon Plus and gains the aide from an annoying alley. Takes place before Avengers Academy #32 and after Deadpool #50.

There is no death penalty in Equestria. Some know this more intimately than others.

Dr. Horse, the best doctor in Equestria, is sent to converse with the "best" doctors from other dimensions. However,very little medical info is exchanged. Instead, craziness occurs. A random crossover with MlP,30 Rock, Doctor Who, and Mass Effect.

A teenage Toph winds up in Jump City and joins the Teen Titans. Rated M for later chapters.

Doctor Whooves and the gang might be in for the fight of their lives, and this time the Doctor might not be able to stop it. rated M for violence and slight sexual themes.

A Big Macintosh and Twilight story. MULTIPLE CHAPTERS! Twilight Sparkle bumps into Big Mac while in a Book Store and that's how their romance starts! Romance, humor, suspense, angst, mystery... ALL INSIDE! May change to T later.

Being the only stallion in town isn't all it's cracked up to be...

A series of murders up and down the coast catch the attention of the BAU team. And once they get into a case, they don't let it go, no matter how odd it may get.

Oneshot: Silence shall fall when the question is answered. A question that has been asked in Blood Gulch many times. A question that much to the universe's horror, Church got round to answering. A silence that only Caboose can break...

People have always wondered about little Scootaloo and the family that no one seemed to know about. Despite her always smiling face when among her fellow Cutie Mark Crusaders, her abusive home life is something no one in Ponyville would have expected.

What does generosity mean to a Unicorn who's had everything and nothing?

Ziva meets an old foe in Miami.

Another Voltaire song. Yumi deals with her grandmother's death and various other tragedies in her life with a sound philosophy. Read and review! guest staring George W. Bush!

Noodle age 23 begins to question her time spent with the Gorillaz and wonders if it was all worth it... after returning back 'home' she learns alot of the friends she left behind...

Oneshot: It's hard defending Reach from the Covenant. It's even harder when an anthropomorphic hare keeps telling you to do a barrel roll.

The layat/Earth allince have fought aganst the new war machines of Venom for to long and losing a lone merc group gives them some hope but when the last member alive comes back all hope is lost expect for their kids and a new team of high skilled piolts.

The Sequel. Time has been reset. what will this mean now? More insanity, more crossovers cameo's, and More Hina/Naru. See what happens this go around as the Konoha crew does the Time Warp

Charles had to have gotten his torture devices from somewhere, you know.

If there was one thing Yachiru would take away from this wayward trip it was that ninja's did not always land on their feet when tossed from third story buildings.

Inspired by Mercsenary's one-shot. Meet the Spy, with Naruto characters

Tobi wants to be a good boy! The Akatsuki have made up some rules so that their newest member doesn't get killed on day one. List format except for Chapter Five. Currently being reposted for typos.

How Many times can a heart be torn aside before real love is found. this is a one shot where Naruto has ups and downs and finds love and acceptance. Lemon inside don't read if you're not old enough Naruto/Temari

When the Go-Ninja come to Konoha village there can be only one possible outcome - chaos. Gintama/Naruto Crossover

One-shot. Something that popped into my head. Not the greatest one-shot though. Just something I wanted to get out. Intruder Alert. Konoha Nin in Sound base. Protect Sasuke.

Naruto and the gang are 5 and 6 year olds. Their sweet around the adults, but when they are alone with one another. They are pure evil.

"I will be swallowed by the darkness..." "I will follow you into the darkness..." "To our desires..." "Our vengeance..." On this day, their souls have been sold...

What would happen if Naruto has the sharingan? What if the sharingan was different from all the others and is trained by Itachi himself on how to use it? Rated M for safety. I do not own Naruto.

Go to the Titan Nerd Stadium to see bloodbaths galore!

Post Order 66 - AU, Ahsoka Tano's POV.

the first AshokaxAnakin lemon, Takes place when Ashoka is 18, Anakin 25. Last chapter up!

Captain Rex storms the temple on the night of Order 66 and discovers the fine line between following orders and listening to one's conscience.

Jiraiya searches for the one named Uzumaki Naruto, but finds so much more. A touching tale of the humanity that strings us all together. A OneShot about Romance, Our Friends, and Everything that connects us. I would recommend reading it. 3/10: Minor Fixes

Semiau With the events of assualt behind, the SF team accepts a job that will forever alter the lylat system.

Sakura has learned how to bury her friends and her past, but can't quite seem to let them go.

Any ninja can die. But only the rookies can do it in style.

Continuation on Dopplar Effect by Zombie Boy. Watch as Kim and Ron attempt survival during one of Umbrella's finest messes, and that's before B3S shows up... !warning! RONGO

Sequel to Welcome to the Red Army. The Blues give a go at making a promotional vid. Needless to say, they weren't much better at it than the Reds...

Or why Lee taking Naruto under his wing could potentially be a bad thing for them both.

Red vs Blue. Sarge and the gang tries to make a video to promote the Red Army. Note the important word in that sentence is 'tries'...

Rukia was on a trip to soul society for a couple days. Hichi decides to have a chat with his king before she returns. ICHIRUKI

The Berserker King achieves Bankai. Let the world tremble...

A dull mission in the Outer Rim finds Anakin and the 501st partaking in some pretty dubious activities. Written with D. Based on preview clips from episode 1x05 of the Clone Wars TV series; no intentional spoilers for the episode.

After spending an unforgettable summer together, will Ben and Gwen take a chance on love before parting ways? -- An alternate take on the Ben 10 series finale, set during the “Goodbye And Good Riddance” period. -- Oneshot BenxGwen... sort of.

A TT/CL crossover in which Mother Mae Eye escapes her holding cell and creates a vortex into France...There she finds a wealth of energy coming from where else but Kadic Academy.

Pervert. A person thats sexual behavior is unacceptable. And in the village of the leaf this is a tale of how one man, no a boy almost made his preversion acceptable. And how a demon stole his dream. oneshot.

Vader finds himself facing his former apprentice Ahsoka and learns first hand why some victories aren't victories at all.

One Shot- Ben thinks that the Handyman Van outside, and the locked door with his Cousin still in the house- are signs that something is very wrong- but he will make the mistake of jumping to conclusions, and the truth is punishment enough for him.

as the team becomes incredibly bored many unusual things happen. many many stupid things happen without reason. and the goofy goobers will enslave the world, or falco's mind at least. READ IT NOW! b4 the goofy goobers get you too. new chapter up!

Sequel to 'Fun in potions class'. James and Lily find an abandoned classroom...or so they think. What happens when that 'abandoned' classroom is going to be used for a first years transfiguration lesson?

James and Lily have an interesting Potions class. JxL Oneshot.

post halo 2 au she hoped to save her home and instead she was banished from it never to return and from the ashes of her old life she must build a new one with her former enemies and help save the universe and find love at the same time Arbiter/Miranda

Uzumaki Naruto is exiled after brining the Uchiha back. Reunited with a childhood friend, the pair embark on a journey of discovery that will eventually bring them back to Konoha. NarutoHinata later chapters OCOC

See what happens when the 2 biggest men in the business meet. BETA

Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.

Gorillaz/Silent Hill crossover. Years have passed, and still the wounds have not healed over. Will Noodle and Murdoc be able to survive Hell a second time, or will Silent Hill consume what is left of their troubled souls? An older story. COMPLETE!

They were alone, until they found each other. They were rejected and slighted, until they found a new home. Naruto/Ino a love built from pain.

SpikEd fanfiction chalange. Spike feels sorry for Ed one night.

My first story of the Sonic series. Tails meets a vixen who turns out to be the girl of his dreams. Thanks for seeing this through to the end all.

When Krystal needs some help, she falls into a web of conspiracy, alternate dimensions, and old friends and foes... some who want her dead, some who want to help. WARNING: Character death!

So I found this in what was basically piles of old files. There is slash mentioned and crude sex jokes. Don't read unless you have a severely twisted sense of humor. Katara/?

You've never seen Sonic & Sally quite like this before! A twisted and whimsical version of the Sonic world, featuring characters from SatAM and the video games. Includes a brief recap for new readers.

Second: It’s morning, the blondes are making out, Grif’s barely awake, Simmons is amused, and Sarge is doing something important you don’t need to be briefed on.

Random Fox/Krystal Romance Story

Three years after his untimely death, Lylat still grieves the loss of Fox McCloud. And one vixen turned bounty hunter tracks down his murderer...R&R, let me know how this one feels. rated m for some pretty voilent stuff and a little romance in later chs.

Mario, Star Fox, and Link walk into a bar. Sounds like a bad joke, huh? Rated T for heavy alcohol use and a drug reference. Very short.

After Cream mysteriously contracts an accelerated form of leukemia, Tails must retrieve the rare herb that can cure it. Problem is, the last remaining specimens are being held by an old enemy. Rated T for blood and strong violence.

In the wake of a major war, Tails becomes a battle-hardened mercenary. His mission: hunting war criminals. - Post-apocalyptic and action-packed. Rated T for violence and mild grittiness. This is one of my oldest stories & is unprofessional in diction.

Fox is on a mission. A brief reunion is made. elaboratively based on SF Command aftermaths

Oneshot. Nothing is free in life. Saving the world is no exception. Fox lambastes an insurance official as he fights for what he's due. Beware of spoilers for Super Smash Bros. Brawl and random crossover humor.

Two years after Assault. The Star Fox team, along with two new members, meets someone who visits them onboard the Great Fox, after visiting his planet’s graveyard. Contains humor, some drama, adventure, and romance. KrystalXOC in most chapters. Please R&R

When Fox has a fight that he was not wanting, he might not live through it. No flammers please!

What happens to sasuke as he is stuffed into the coffin when he leaves for the snake sanin. slight Sasuxhina rated t just in case

When the worlds of Starfox and Resident Evil collide the group must stay alive long enough to uncover the truth. Can they surrvive, or will they be lunch for the zombies? And is Andross involed with the outbreak? Please R&R. CHAPTER 6 IS ALIVE AND WELL!

After getting advice Yumi gets together with Ulrich. She finds William and brakes up with him. William doesn't take the news well and rapes Yumi. Will Ulrich stay with her? Will she get pregnant? Read to find out. Oneshot Complete!

A catastrophic accident sends Lylat into disarray. With their best friends and allies now dead, Star Fox faces new challenges and it can no longer fly the flag of Lylat. Outcasts and exiled far away, they must make a new life for themselves in space.

AN: Don’t own Naruto and all that stuff or anything from other anime shows and stuff that’s not mine originally.Summary: The fight at the Valley of the End is over and Naruto has won the battle, but the war is far from over as Kakashi arrives on t

Church and Tucker have a short Why are we here? discussion.

Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.

Shippūden setting. Jiraiya is fed up with Naruto always ruining his research, so he decides to teach him a lesson. But things never go as planned when Naruto is involved. Please review, it's the whole point.

During Kazuma and Ryuuho's last fight they along with Cougar get sent to the world of the Justice League Unlimited.

My first funny story. Basically, the to do lists of every character I can think of.

Just another short story in which a different pairing is used... My second submission to Zaratan's Something Different, Something New... Chapter 2 added to this strange little tale. Now complete for sure.

Just random chats and chatrooms, that go through the watchtower. People will also be OOC. Please R&R!

How do the AIs of Reach pass the time? Why, a nice of cards, of course.

Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.

In the newest 'Gaara Discovers', Gaara must run for his life as he April Fools Kankuro, incurring his wrath! Will he be safe with his friends, or will they cast him out to save themselves? Read and find out! Review, please!

[RvB] The war's over, and everything changes for Church. Or does anything change at all?

Oneshot crossover. A meal at Sakura's house can be hazardous to your health, as Kakashi, Naruto and Sasuke soon learn. Crackfic.

When you call....... what do you get?the FINAL CHAPTER is now up.this is WHERE the real TEEN RATING comes in!

Link is tired of his wife Zelda, and has encountered a new love of his life

The newest installment of the 'Gaara Gets' features Gaara trying antidepressants to cure his mental problems. Too bad the pills send him into a jackedup frenzy from which noone is safe! Watch out! Read and review, please!

Kenpachi has no respect for amateurs.

Almost five things that never happened to Haruka.

Kantarou's heart was about to give up, and he prepares himself to free Haruka and Youko. His last few days, and what his inevitable decision is.

Jim is left alone at the shop while Gene takes Melfina out to party. Aisha invites herself over to help him out in her own way. Jim/Aisha

odd falls for sissi .. sissi falls for odd .. dear lord what else could go wrong

Another view on what happened at the last scene where Miranda retrieves the Index. Hillarity ensues. Hopefully. T for twisted jokes. Review at thy peril.

As the lyoko gang finish another XANA attack, a strange black hole appears and takes them to... South Park? there will be XANA, craziness and Kenny dying of course. COMPLETE, YIPEE!ATTENTION:FUNNY

Sillyfic. Hinata tries to help a pair of allergy sufferers, but Sasuke and Gaara are less than pleased with the results. Not really that OOC for once...

The Bebop crew had had a particularly terrible week. But the crew rallied together and found a way to deal with it: they got drunk.

ONESHOT. Shino is more evil than you think. Crackfic.

Sometimes being the only female character on the show has its disadvantages.....CoWritten by One-Headed Boy

John and Rodney were bored. Teyla and Ronon were roped into it. The rest of Atlantis was amused by it.

Gaara... and a fly. Teehee...

About how a person's points of view can be so radically changed from another. Rated M for sexual innuendo.

Naruto needed to teach someone a lesson. Two girls. An embarrassment of romantic riches. But, enough is enough. [short oneshot]

Based on a scary story I heard many years ago as a child. This is sort of a oneshot experiment to see what y'all think ... warning: heavy drama ahead...

Rated 'M' for adult subject matter and adult language. Aelita wants something from Jeremie that he's not ready to give yet. What will become of them?

Crossover with The Suffering: Ties that Bind. Time can heal the scars, but some never heal until you face it. Odd Della Robbia has to put his demons to rest with a town that has its own...Baltimore. Updated!

All your favorite anime jackasses band together...and became MTV Jackasses!

Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...

A Prayer for the Marines who risk their lives everyday to keep Our country safe.

Have you ever wondered what happened after Kim doused Shego with Drakkens mind control shampoo? No longer a oneshot... ch4 done COMPLETE! please R&R...

One shot. The mishap and, of course, mayhem when a former master and apprentice have one drink too many.

Forced to volunteer at a children's camp for publicity, Fox embarks on a frustrating adventure where crudity clashes with congeniality. M for language, drugs, and sexual innuendo.

[UPDATE 4.27] Writen as a birthday present to my dear friend Kou. Rating changed for language and sexual refernces (and preferences). Jim's sister comes to live with the crew... Chaos ensues. [This time: The appearance of everyone's favorite author]

Ron's two greatest foes come together to make a fic so evil, even I shudder when I realize I'm responsible for it... Oneshot (thankfully), Complete.

Naruto returns for a visit to Konoha, cursed with his usual success with girls... until a a bizarre accident takes place...

I'm not good at summeries so bare with me

Why did the AI choose to make the Matrix?

What happens when a dinosaur and a hamster combine there insanity? Nothing good, let me tell you that!! Guest author: The Hamster King!!!!!! WARNING: MAJOR INSANITY!!!!!!