2/3/2011: ARGH! I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO!!! I MIGHT do the following: I still might. but it might be awhile. i don't see why I am typing this...it's not like anyone is reading this so I can say anything I want...peanuts.

-Start a new story:

(Topsy Turvy): You know the typical story, Hinata is the new student, Sasuke is the cold heartthrob who falls for our Hyuuga through bumping into the hall or some fated destiny to be paired for a project or something, and Sakura's the bitch/slut. WELL THIS AIN'T ONE OF THEM! Yuri: SakuHina, onesided SasuHina

(Blackmail): Hinata thinks she just sold her soul to the devil...Uchiha Sasuke.

(If Only He Knew) : People THOUGHT Hinata liked Naruto, until those two switched bodies. It was then did our foxy hero realized that Hinata had a fan club of her own. TECHNICALLY, onesided NaruSasu, NaruGaa, NaruNeji, and much more. Naru is going to be TRAUMATIZED!

-Or update the stories I have now:

For Wheel of Fortune: a Stuck! 5

For Hinata's Summer: Cabin 2's turn.

Don't know if anyone is reading this but I am open to suggestions to what I should do first.

Favorite Animes/Mangas: Naruto, Beelzebub, Liar Game, High school of the Dead, Yu Yu Hakusho, Yu-Gi-Oh, DragonBall (All of them), Mirai Nikki, Onidere, Kuroshitsuji, Ouran High School Host Club, Eyeshield 21, Say I Love You, Yureka, Code Breaker, High school Debut, Nora, Beauty Pop, Absolute Boyfriend, (Dang, I never knew I had so many...) Baby Please Kill Me, The Wallflower, Mar, Mysterious Girlfriend X, and good chance some others...

Favorite Cartoons: CHOWDER, Fish Hooks, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, etc.

Favorite TV shows: George Lopez, The Nanny, Wizards of Waverly Place, Fresh Prince of Bel-air, etc.

Favorite Comics: Garfield, Calvin and Hobbes, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. At least I know that's it.

Favorite Games: DDR! Guitar Hero or Rock Band, Golden Sun. That's it...I think.

~Favorite Quotes~

(Based on a true story)

VN2Lover: (Walks into conversation) Who kissed my sister?

Friend: (Points up to indicate that he did)

VN2Lover: (Looks up) God?

ChangeoFHeArt: "Hold up, you have a gray hair. Let me pull it out."

kRaZy: "No! It's my wisdom hair. It makes me more wisdomy."

"I've always felt lonely, I would pretend there would be anime characters there to be friends with me but so far, they've just insulted me." -ChangeoFHeArt

"You butt!" -kRaZy

"Jesus Wheezus" -kRaZy

"Freakity Freak Freak!" -kRaZy

"Sasuke is like a fart, silent but deadly." -don't know who said that, was to busy laughing

Perp: "Honey, I'd like an Iced Tea with no ice."

Olivia: "And I'd like your balls in a blender but ain't life a bitch?"

Elliot: "You shouldn't have called her honey."

-Law and Order: Special Victims Unit

"Neji's name means screw right? So instead of saying 'screw you!' why not 'NEJI YOU!' that way, you can confuse the people who don't watch Naruto. Hee hee." -ChangeoFHeArt

"I heard a man found something as dark as Satan, yet as good as God...he was talking about coffee." -don't know who said that either

“Flatter me and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you.”

We were given 2 legs, 2 arms, 2 eyes, 2 ears, but only 1 heart. Why? Because someone else has the other half waiting to share it with you. :)

-Unknown

A guy gave a girl eleven real roses and one fake rose. He told the girl 'I will love you until the last rose dies'." (AWWW! How Sweet! I love it!)

"When life gives you lemons, make grape soda and let the world wonder how you did it."

"When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say 'make your own freaking lemonade'." (Yeah take that people )

"Before you insult someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do insult them you are a mile away and you have their shoes."

"Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator."

"Who ever said anything was possible never tried nailing jello to a tree." (Well now someone tells me. I wasted 2 hrs -still ranting-)

"Who ever said anything was possible never tried slamming a revolving door."

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

If you dont like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable'!

"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't accept me at my worst then you sure as heck don't deserve me at my best." -M. Monroe

"We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved." - Unknown

"Good friends help you up when you fall down. Best friends laugh and trip you again."

No tresspasing, violaters will be shot and survivors will be shot again.

I'm actually quite pleasant until I'm awake. (You've been warned)

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a truck.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

I'm prepared for all emergencies. But I'm totally unprepared for everyday life.

I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.

People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

Loosing is Natures way of saying you suck.

Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.

Its only a gambling problem if I am loosing.

The voices in my head are telling me to kill you.

If you don't shut up I am seriously gonna eat you.

You cry I cry, you laugh I laugh, You jump off a cliff I laugh even harder.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you but a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because your gay isn't it?"

Best Friends! Why yes, we act like loosers in public!

Everyone has a wild side but me and my friends just prefer to make ours public.

Haha. I don't get it.

Please go away I'm allergic to losers.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

Friends will always be like: "You deserve better." But a best friends will be prank calling him saying, "You will die in seven days."

Taste the rainbow eat crayons.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

I was going to take over the world but then I got distracted by something shiny.

Yea I'm a looser but the coolest looser you will ever meet!

Our survival requires bold, decisive, visionary, leadership. So basicailly were all screwed.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Multi tasking, screwing up several things at once.

Break my heart? I'll break your neck!

Don't drink and drive, you might spill the drink.

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║║║╠╗╔╣║║║╔╗╠╗╔╣╔╗║║║Put this on your
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║╔╗╠╝╚╣║║║╔╗║║║║╔╗║╔╗Hinata!
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Things to make you laugh:

In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for not telling the kids.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. Copy and paste this into your profile.

Things that can piss you off

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my dick when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Dang right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "It's always the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? They need their butts kicked!

5. When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?." No loser, I paid 12 dollars to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "Life is short." What?? Life is the longest dang thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumby?

10. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know idiot you pulled me over.

11. When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's a stinking piece of paper.