Howdy there fanfiction readers!

I am Loathing the Veil (my names Ebony, but you can call me Smebs =), Sirius was my favourite, then Jo had to go and kill him :'( and I love the world of Twilight, Harry Potter and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Bit of a of a random combination, but variety is the spice of life and all that...

I live in Australia and love it here. I've just finished highschool and love whoever thought up this crazy websight where all of us obsessed people can do whatever we want with other people's characters (hugs fanfic inventors). Without it, where would i get my laughs/smut/tearjerking moments that i get from here?

My favourite pairings (incase you were interested) are:

Bella/Edward

Fred/George (there should definitely be more of these (nods vigorously))

Fred/George/Hermione

Fred/George/Everyone, lol

Snape and anyone really

Draco/Hermione

Draco/Ginny

Harry/Draco

and Spike/Buffy.

As you can see, I love Draco just a little bit, even if he is a bit of a tool, lol.

So you'll only really be seeing stuff written about them, unless I decide to branch out to unfamiliar territory...

Stories in Progress

At the moment I've got three stories posted:

The Beauty of Mistakes - (rated M) which is on a bit of a hiatus atm, but IS NOT ABANDONED!!

It Doesn't Matter - Sirius/Severus COMPLETE One-Shot. Just an excuse to be a little dirty with two of my fave characters =). Warning though, if you're not into a little whips and chains action, don't read this one lol..

And A Measley Affair - a shortish little smut-fic (obviously rated M) about Ginny and Draco that is fairly pointless. Just a bit of good harmless smutty fun :D

And speaking of pointlessness: The following stories are being written and worked on as you read.

"If Trelawney Were A Salmon" is a pointless funny story heavily based on The Salmon Dance by The Chemical Brothers, in which there is crazy salmon-dancing in the Great Hall, much to the amusement of the students.

"Uncle Harry" is also a pointless funny story and is heavily based on Uncle Harry by The Living End, in which Ted Tonks and Scorpius Malfoy meet randomly at the Leaky Cauldron, and drunken singing ensues.

Just a bit of a warning: If you haven't heard these two songs, the stories probably won't be as funny to you as they would be if you knew the songs. But then again, I might not be as funny as I think I am anyway...

I also have a Fred/Ron one in the works that is pretty smexy and a Threesome Harry/Hermione/Ron one that will take me forever to finish, but hopefully it'll be worth it :).

I'm finally getting help with The Beauty of Mistakes because ch3 is giving me trouble, the naughty little thing.

PROGRESS UPDATE: The Beauty of Mistakes chapters one and two have been beta'd and have been re-posted. I've now finished my schooling for the next four months or so, so hopefully i'll be finding the time to get on with it lol. So do not fear! The story is by no means abandoned =)

A Measley Affair has just about a paragraph to write, and I'm not putting it up here until it's as good as it can be. All you guys who've read it so far have been loving the build up, and I don't want to ruin it with a crappy sex scene, so give me some time and it'll be up here :)

I've been checkin out this crazy Reader Traffic thingo lately, and it would seem that I'm getting lots of reads, but next to no reviews. What's goin on guys? Where's the love?? Come on, it takes you two seconds and makes me very happy, and I reply to all of them, and I really appreciate feedback on my stories :D

Anyway, I hope you enjoy my stuff, and leave reviews coz i reply to all of them, and have an adequate day !!

Cheers =D

~Smebs