Hello. Kiki's the name, sarcasm's the game.
I poke, laugh, and comment on everything loudly. I'm unique (like everyone else) and wear in-you-face/mismatched clothes... Why? Because I want to. I sing and dance where ever I am, and when ever I can. I talk at a louder version them most people (Theory is my family talks loud because we feel everyone not only needs to hear what we say, but they want to). I talk to random strangers, annoying or cute animals, inanimate objects, and myself. When I'm on the dance floor, I need a lot of space, and after awhile, I usually get it. The funniest part, I'm an introvert. I've rather spend my time alone or in VERY small groups doing things. I have next to no friends, and I like it that way. I have a best friend (LuckyJynx on here) who I talked to way too much, and I hang out with my family (mostly my sister). Then I have acquaintances. I need nothing more. When it comes to people, I have a very high standard, most people do not meet it, get used to it. I'm not a mean person or anything, but you'll know if I have no interest in talking to you.

Ok, with that over, I'm a very black and white kind of person. Either I like things or I hate them. Only my opinions of some situations hover in the grey areas.
Likes: Punk, Goth, Emo things like clothes, accessories, and music. Grammar and Punctuation. Ketchup, Bacon, and Apples (Not together, never together). Piercings and Tattooes. Dictionaries, Thesauruses, and Spellcheck. The colors Green, Black, and Silver, nothing else. Warm rain. Anti-bacterial sanitizer. Fire. Cleaning. And Gum.
Dislikes: Drugs, Cigarettes, Most Alcohol (I RARELY drink now). People with bad Grammar and Punctuation. Sexual experiences with a purring partner (don't even ask...). Homophobic people (not that I'm gay, I just believe in love/lust no matter which sex you are). Cleaning bathrooms (makes me want vomit... speaking of which). Vomitting (lol). Massages or massaging. And Being Cold.
(I'll add more as I think of them...)

Fanfic infomation: I like to read or write M stories between Zell and Seifer (FFXIII) and Harry and Draco (Harry Potter). No Male Pregnancy. No incest (Unless rape, but even there I have limits. Egotistical Lucius trying to break Draco is really the only way I write; also, I won't really read other author's rape.)
-FFXIII - This are the only pairings I'll read, Squall/Rinoa, Zell/Seifer (Zell/Library girl), Selphie/Irvine (Or Selphie/OC male, Or Irvine/OCs), Cid/Edea (only!! I hate when they cheat on each other), Quistis/OC male or Quistis/Nida (maybe), and Laguna/Hand (JK.). Anything else I won't really read... Unless I've approved of a Beta read.
-Harry Potter - It's a little more open for what I'll read. No incest or twincest for sure, no Adults with Students, no people with animals (unless it's Aberforth hehe), No threesomes with Fred and George. I love Draco/Harry stories.
So, if you have any Fanfics you think I'd be interested in, let me know.

Any Questions or Concerns feel free to message me. Any story to want me to Beta read, PM and ask me, I have a Blackberry and a Laptop with me everywhere I go pretty much, so I'll be able to answer you in no time, Day or Night.
Rules for Beta Reading:
If you PM me for a Beta Read, I need a list of the following:
Your Name: (Something I can address you by)
An E-mail Address: (So I can get a hold of you to discuss any points I may have)
Title of FanFic: (And what Category, i.e. FFXIII or Harry Potter)
Rating: (Don't worry about why)
Pairings or Slashes: (Don't worry about implied ones)
Length: (In Chapters, if any. If not, put One-Shot)
Beta Read Specifics: Grammar and Punctuation , Sentence Structure, Consistency, SpellCheck, or All. (What you want me to check when reading).

One more thing, I am in University, so please keep that in mind. If I don't response to a PM or update my stories as often as you would like, I'm probably in class or might have a lot on my plate. Don't let that stop you from Reviewing or asking me Questions or asking me to Beta Read.
Thank you.
-Kiki

PS: My Forums are: Live Action Final Fantasy 8 Movie http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/KikiBanini/836434/

PPs: My Communities are:

Kiki.
The One. The Only.
Sarcasm is my life. Deal.
I don't care what others think.
Words are my weapon.
Avoid the edges.
Thank you.