Note: Any pictures seen below are not my property, alas I don't think I am worthy of seeing such things ^.^
Note: Yeah, yeah, I know I have been putting these everywhere on the page, but it is necessary just like air, and just as helpful. This note is to warn people that most of the stuff here is yaoi, meaning man on man, mano a mano, member versus entrance.. etc. Yeah I suck at these things so sue me. Wait!!! Don't sue me!! I need that money for.. "School." }:} So yeah, for the people not interested in these things my advice would be to leave... unless it has already gotten you interested. In that case welcome to this page my fellow yaoi lovers, now please leave your keys, wallet, jacket/sweater ( if you have it) and any other necessary things you need to live, by the giant tub. Now please enjoy your nakedness!!!! :)Oh and any trauma caused by peeking into this site shall be considered a felony against all the yaoi pairings below, you will be sued. So good luck my nude friends!!!

Just to tell you I suck at writing stories the only reason I published the transformers one was because I had an urge to, trust me I wouldn't have done it any other day, even if you paid me.

My name is Lesly you guys may call me that or any of the following eve, hobo cat, satan, freak or stalkee. Stalkee, is a phrase my friends used when I was being stalked. Eve? You should blame emomexican for that... nope I blame my friend who calls herself Caleb the sexy perv. If you have a pure mind it would be to your benefit if you stay away from her. Oh and if you are a hot guy my advise is to not run, for it shall be in vane. She unlike all my other friends has something I would call

Ability To Track Escaping Nervewracked Targets Including Intelligent and Observant Number of Male Beauties or A.T.T.E.N.T.I.I.O.N.M.B. for short. :)

The Friends: Celene
Emma
Brenda
Sonia

The Perverts: Celene
Emma
Sonia
and... Brenda's mom???

I have 3 best friends the following you can find on fanfiction emomexican A.K.A. Norman A.K.A. Eli A.K.A. Emma yes that is her real name at the end. and my friend Celene A.K.A. Caleb the sexy perv. A.K.A. stalker A.K.A. The pimp, I don't have her fanfic, but she has one. Last but not least Brenda A.K.A. Julian A.K.A. Noodle a combination of her being a nerdy poodle. Don't tell anybody I told you that. BTW that last friend does not have one because she unlike my other two friends isn't a perv.

Bands: I have many but I will tell you a few Paparoach, Shinedown, Seether, System of a down, Sickpuppies, Five Finger Death Punch, Creed, Atreyu, Skillet, Rise against. Oh yeah I'm hispanic so I also listen to spanish music like Rakim y Ken-y, Don Omar, Daddy Yankee, Wisin Y Yandel, Shakira... I have more I just don't remember right now.

My Fav: things in the whole entire world: Reading manga and regular books, I love yaoi I don't read yuri I have nothing against it, it just traumatized me one time, listening to music, going out with my friends yelling at my dad, watching awesome movies...

Fav. people: My aunt, Brenda, Emma, Celene, the cat( she's human I tell you ), the dog ( the cat acts more like a guard dog then her), mom, my cousin, my other cousin that one guy down the street(lol I'm kidding), Sonia( for now),dad, Jamie, the other Brenda, Brittney. That's it. I think oh and the people were in randomn order after my aunt, I slowly remembered people I liked :)

Enemies: My aunts, yes the ones that live right next door to us, they are psycho and have tried to kill us so many times since I was little. The funny part is the evil mentally perturbed relatives live next door while the aunt who is possibly the sanest person I know lives in freaking California, yes, California, which sucks. Oh yeah, lets' not forget the school librarian the bookeeper,dad (sometimes), Angel and Jesus both of Brenda's little brother.

I will continue, ninjas are hot.. Yeah, I know I haven't done much for the Transformers one sorry. I have the next couple of chapters, but I can't find my flash drive... sorry. For the record I wouldn't have put my flash drive in my shoe if I had known it would go missing. For that you will have to blame the cookies, and coffee... you know what, while I'm in the topic of blaming people/things I will also blame light Imagay for Global warming, yeah take that light. Long live L.

Oh and the whole friends deal, yeah I have a lot of friends, so I decided to just stick with the ones I talk to more during the summer. Don't worry it'll change, can't be talking to the same people all summer, it's insanity.
So for a while I was obssesed with Transformers fanfics, I know I know I wish Megan Fox was dead too. However she didn't die in many of the fics I read, which is why I was sad for a while. Why God Why, why won't you just kill her, anyways life has been going pretty smooth lately, except for again me losing my flash drive, which I need really badly... for my homework. Besides the whole I refuse to do my homework without my flash drive *god I need that back*thing is really starting to annoy some people *cough* mom... yeah well that's life, and in this life nobody has actually given me any lemons, *sigh* so I've never really had a fic made for me, and I really want one. That's about eyeshield21 with Shin and Sena andor Sena with the following people Akaba, Kakei, Jumonji, Unsui, Agon, The kid, or Takeru Yamamoto... *sigh* the hot men. Or Avatar the last airbender, with Zuko and Aang. Of course Zuko being the man. Too bad peole said the movie sucked, I was hoping it would be a little good.
Too bad Sanzo doesn't care about what others think, oh well lol. I actually have a lot of different manga I like to read, Bleach, Saiyuki, Deathnote, Naruto, and Claymore just being the first 2% of what I read.
You know I've always wanted a stripper, a Japanese stripper, that's a guy. You know since I'm a girl. Again I have nothing agains't Yuri just traumatized me one time. I can never be bi... ever. Back to hot Japanese Stripper, I wish I had one actually. Well there is this one guy that I like, I don't know if he's married (he probably is) and he is in Ninja Warrior, (If you've ever watched it). I forget his name (I know forgetting the guy who I supposively like is pretty stupid) still I always remember him as the firefighter. WOOOHHH!! Go Firemen, now if only I could cause a fire big enough for him to get him, now that is a plan.

Now Peeps remember any plans you have including hot men must include at least 2 of your other friends, it's not really fair if only one person gets to hog the guys. You know what I just realized, Zuko and Gaara look a little like each other. Seriously look.

The Pictures:
Gaara
Zuko

Ok so may be it was a little forced, still they look a little alike right??? eh screw this I'm right.. Now who wants cookies. They are 50 cents each so feel free to grab as many as you'd like. Money box is in the corner. Speaking of the corner I think it's getting too crowded over here, seriously everytime somebody sends hot men here to do it I'm in the corner, I even changed my schedule for the corner, and it's still crowded, last time I was there L and Light were doing who knows what in some randomn position. Still I don't usually mind, The corner is available to everybody, and as long as there aren't too many people being sent to the corner and having sex I think we'll all get along greatly. Especially the Semes I think, however one thing that will make me kick someones ass is if they start trying to see who the hell is the biggest. Once that happens *My foot is going to get stuck in someones ass*and yeah I got that from that 70's show. Well not the Uke's poor things have had enough things stuck up their's. Maybe I'll just kick the Seme's out, you know forbid them from getting near the Uke's for a week, *ahhem* No sex. So remember you have been warned.

Just to tell you at the moment I have a Sesshomaru and Inuyasha fetish, so if anyone knows of a really good story that I haven't read. *Check the favorites* Please tell me, and I will quickly go and check it out.
The following pairings are not for the weak of heart. Note: any pairings not liked will be greatly inforced in this page, just to piss you off. O.O

SemexUke

The Pairings: Starting with Naruto...
KisaIta
SasuNaru
GaaNaru
SaiNaru
MinaNaru... Damn that guy gets around o.O, and yeah I love Minato and Naruto together so deal with it. *goes to pout in the corner*
KakaIru
ItaSasu
That's all for Naruto.. I think. Moving on.

To Bleach:
Kenpachi and Byakuya
Aizen and Gin
Shunsui and Jushiro
Ichigo and Rukia
Grimmjow and Ichigo
Grimmjow and Ulquiorra

Death Note: of course there's only going to be one here and that is L and Light, L clearly being the dominant male. Take that Imagay!!

Inuyasha: As stated in last kind of full paragraph with the note, I am interested in Sesshomaru and Inuyasha. I was also obsessed with Koga and Inuyasha, but that was just a quickie, and I lost interest fast.

These are the only ones I'll add for now, I need to get home, because you know I need to eat. Lately all I ever do is stare at the computer screen, which would explain my lost of sight. Anyways I should be here the next few weeks (today's July 15th) So I'll try and update. Oh and read the last sentence.

Moving on, to myspace, I know some of you might not have one, but if you do please add me and join a game called Castle Age. It's my new obsession and I feel like it is slowly draining my soul out. Need more people. I will do almost anything so add me please. Now that that's over with I think that I should leave. you know since everything I said has not made any sense whatsoever. Peace, Stalkee out. V_V